Ha... you are not alone.. .. I am a little obsessed with a clean car as well.. ( always have been ) I have been known to clean her, go for a drive then clean her again before pushing back into the garage... My other half doesn't get it, but does tolerate it to a certain extent, she would probably describe it as " making love ", at least I would !.. I find it very therapeutic after a hard weeks work, I can totally relax..
In fact I could spend all day doing a " Mr Miyagi " .. Wax on... Wax off...but I think most would call it " crazy "
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As my car is not a daily driver, it generally doesn't get what most people would call " dirty " so it rarely gets washed with water, I have a system of microfibre clothes that I use carefully along with various waterless cleaners, waxes and quick detailers. Comes up a treat . Always amazes me though how many people clean a car and forget about blacking/shining the tyres. I think it finishes a car!
Do love a cay bar as well