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Howa bros! Its for a good cause!

looking and feeling like a tramp for a month is for a good cause!

think of the balls lads!, do it for the crown jewels!
 
Post a link to your Movember pages when they're up & running and I'll sponsor you :)

Hope you're all gonna post photo updates of your progress!
 
I always like the thought of something different but trying to get the lines cut correct and keeping right is just to much work for me.
So full shave or full beard.
 
ScottB5 said:
I always like the thought of something different but trying to get the lines cut correct and keeping right is just to much work for me.
So full shave or full beard.
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Beards irritate my face :(! Movember isn't for me!
 
i hope my attempt this year is not like last years fail!, gingerish and very thin! Like a cheap fish finger on my top lip it was!

moustache's are terrible! I am glad it is only for one month, i would not sport one for fun, that's for sure!

i think fred secretly enjoys the tache look!


us at work just grow one and then donate a tenner each! Nice and easy!


 
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CHEZ said:
gingerish and very thin! Like a cheap fish finger on my top lip it was!
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:lmfao:I almost spat my coffee out whilst reading that comment! PMSL at your comparison! haha
 
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mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

crap chewy day at work, crap chewy day trying to find a unit to resto my golf in, someone in the northeast sort me out with a unit!

hi.
 
haha scotts small post count.

i need to get me one of these helmets.

pretty dam busy at work stopping my asn postings. at work this weekend as well again but i guess its good money for xmas.

so anyone done anything interesting or is everyone still a massive queen with a cross dressing issue?
 
Multiple accounts are against the rules troll! haha

Coatesy you are a helmet so you dont need to buy one :D
 
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coatesy said:
haha scotts small post count.

i need to get me one of these helmets.

pretty dam busy at work stopping my asn postings. at work this weekend as well again but i guess its good money for xmas.

so anyone done anything interesting or is everyone still a massive queen with a cross dressing issue?
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Jason.s said:
Multiple accounts are against the rules troll! haha

Coatesy you are a helmet so you dont need to buy one :D
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Is this better?

The Troll ASN deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him.
 
audi upgrades
Hurry up 5pm....

I want to play GTA V online for the first time :)

Anyone else got it on PS3?
 
I think I'm just going to go straight to the online mode if I can...

Crank the volume right up and chuck the headset in so I don't hear all those trick and treaters coming round! lol
 
You need to do the tutorial first before getting stuck in but after that you can do what you like.
 
Good move mate. :thumbsup:

I'm sat in the front bed room with the light on, so its kind of obvious I'm home.
I'm debating if its a good idea to put the long leads on the dogs, tie it to the stairs and when someone knock on the door open the door and let the dogs run out.
They all go mental barky kill everything that moves when people knock on the door, so it could be entertaining.
 
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I'm having a crap in complete darkness for fear of trick or treaters. I suspect I'll have to turn lights on at some point otherwise I'll end up with a nice brown line up my back :)
 
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Parked my car right up close to the garage door and the gap between the bush and my car is now blocked with the wheelie bin. No ones knocking on my door.
 
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Movember last year was ace! Did a chopper style tash.. And im scaring the kids here haha putting on devil music and my bro in law is wearing a mask scaring the little ****s lifeless!
 
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Westy said:
Just had to hide from the first set of trick or treaters! I was just about to open my front door to go out and someone knocked on it so I hit the deck lol
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Did you do 20 press ups while you were on the deck?
 
Me: Guess what Jim?

Jim: What?

Me: No. You have to guess, its part of the game.

Jim: Really? Oh ok. Erm....You got a pay? You seen a penguin impersonate a human dressed as a penguin? There was people still partying in clubs on the way to work at 0600 this morning?

Me: close and some of them are true but not what I'm looking for.

Jim: *** just tell me. Its early, I still got taste of toothpaste in my mouth, so its to early for this game!!

Me: Pinch Punch first of the month!!

Jim: Is that? All this for that stupid ****** thing!! What you are 8?

Me: No but its friday.

Jim: OOOOooooo yeah!!!
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Ah damn, i forgot to pinch punch Laura. It's usually a good excuse to give her a dead arm whilst still in bed. This allows a double wammy of 'the stranger'...it's her doing it, but it feels like somebody else! Usually we like to imagine it's her sister (or rather I do anyway).

Scott, I saw that link in your thread, i'll properly check it out later, cheers dude!
 
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Morning all,

Only one trick or treater last night - my friend's 4 year old son who was dressed as a skeleton. :)

The rest of the bag of lollipops is now in the office keeping the troops entertained...
 
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