Yeah, I'm over in Wortley, so not far at all.
I was lucky in a sense, was going to the car, and there's this couple asking if I drive a white Audi. "Uh oh" I thought. They'd seen this nob in a Peugeot scrape up the side trying to get into the next space, but got his reg. As we were talking I realised I could see every way out of the car park, and said he'd gone up rather than down so was still around. I saw a little red mist, and got my Liam Neeson out. Found his car three floors away, and he had a half hour left on his ticket so I waited around. He came back and for him bang to rights and he paid up cash for the damage. He couldn't believe it when the same white Audi he'd hit was parked opposite...haha
The police were less than useless, I tried reporting for falling to stop after an accident and I got some jumped up PC on the line that stated under no circumstances would they attend whilst the car was still there and tried to fob me off "is that okay with you?" When I told him I wasn't happy and continue to require a police to attend he started giving me a load of further guff about not liking my tone. Luckily still, he was on speaker phone and one of the car parks security people chipped in and told him she'd witnessed his tone (it wasn't good) and would be supporting a complaint against him. They still didnt come, mind.
So that was the last time I parked in Woodhouse Lane...