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said the house across the road has a black S3 on its drive,she said I wondered what you were doing parked up there until I saw the reg
Its an 8P :slapped:
How on god's earth could you get the two mixed up
Awesome stance--an S3
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A3 tarted up--8P S3
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Put it this way bud... girls go off and spend £100 on having their hair fecked with (called styling apparently) then come home and you don't notice... same!

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Most women are the same mate. Mine asked the difference between my old car and new car, apart from the colour.

Erm;

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Lol'd at the thought of someone waving good bye to their missus, driving off their driveway, onto the neighbours and parking at their house!
 
JD09 said:
Lol'd at the thought of someone waving good bye to their missus, driving off their driveway, onto the neighbours and parking at their house!
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LMAO all I'd have to do is change my plate and she'd be none the wiser :uhm:
 
lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
 
Sarah's A3 said:
lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
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yeah but its not like fitting a GT35 turbo to her Fiesta is it... I would notice that ;P LOL

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Sarah's A3 said:
lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
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Mine spends pretty much £100 a time, she gets it highlighted or something n she claims she has no money!
Also that's a bit of a saucy siggy pic.
 
Haa haa £100 is cheap for colour n cut! count yourself lucky!!!

Saucy??? nah! thats your imagination playing!!! lol
 
tufftybloke said:
yeah but its not like fitting a GT35 turbo to her Fiesta is it... I would notice that ;P LOL

<tuffty/>
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sooo true, maybe you would notice then if she got it all shaved off next time!!! You'd notice then!!! (may not like!!! haa haa or maybe you would!)
 
Same here. £100 a go at the hair dressers. Occasionally it looks more blonde than it looked when she went. But that's about it.

You women are mental. Why spend that much on something that grows back to how it was.... At least spending £100 on an item which you can keep, means you can look at it and such....
 
Welly said:
Same here. £100 a go at the hair dressers. Occasionally it looks more blonde than it looked when she went. But that's about it.

You women are mental. Why spend that much on something that grows back to how it was.... At least spending £100 on an item which you can keep, means you can look at it and such....
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yeah, spending thousands on something you could crash the next day is a much more worthwhile investment lol
 
fingermouse said:
women on cars ...
her...I saw a lovely car today
him oh what was it
her... it was small and red you know one of those
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Or you can get women like my missus.... I asked her when her MOT is due, she says "not sure", goes to get the paperwork and says she can't find the 'new' MOT but found the old one that expired 3 months ago, so I asked her if she remembers having it MOT'd in the last 3 months, she responds "not sure".

Turns out that she'd been driving without an MOT for the last 3 months, guess whose fault that'll be then? Yup, mine! Oh, and this was on new years eve, she wanted to know if I could take her car to be tested tomorrow.....uh..NO!

Women, you can't live with them and you can't live with them (no, I meant exactly what I typed!)
 
Sarah's A3 said:
sooo true, maybe you would notice then if she got it all shaved off next time!!! You'd notice then!!! (may not like!!! haa haa or maybe you would!)
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She could walk in looking like Megan Fox and I wouldn't notice LOL.... for all I know she is Megan Fox!

Second thoughts, maybe not :whistle2:

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Imteyaz said:
...Women, you can't live with them and you can't live with them (no, I meant exactly what I typed!)
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My personal favourite is... "Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them..." (quote from True Lies)

It should be noted that I am in no way sexist.... just married with 2 daughters!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!!! :faint:

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tufftybloke said:
My personal favourite is... "Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them..." (quote from True Lies)
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My favourite from that film was:

Harry: You tell on me, I tell on you.
Gib: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
Harry: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Gib: You knew about that?
Harry: Uh-huh.
Gib: OK, let's take Franklin, it's a lot quicker...
 
My other one being:

Gib: So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
 
I like this one....forget where it came from ;)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
 
My favourite quote is: "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male", as quoted on some wildlife documentary, only I think it applies to all females in both animal and human form!

God, I hope the 'trouble and strife' don't ever read this....
 
"life is a bitch and then I married her"
 
When I bought my S3 off the previous owner, my wife asked me what the car was like when I got home. I just said "shiny and fast"... She was happy with that.
 
why do we put ourselves through so much punishment.....

whilst waiting for the F1 to start there was this crappy politics show on where they were talking about why we dont have more women MP's..... an educated labour spokeswoman said 'there are plenty of women that are more than capable of the job, but they dont get picked which is what we need to change' - meaning we need to change it 'because' they are women and not because people prefer the male standings at the time

and they say we are the thicker of the species - do my nut in

get the chains out fellas, we'll be the ones chaining ourselves to Downing Street before the end of this century
 
Imteyaz said:
My favourite quote is: "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male", as quoted on some wildlife documentary, only I think it applies to all females in both animal and human form
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A songs lyrics wasn't it?
 
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