Bad things come in 3's. Proven!!

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The events of Tuesday....

Bad Thing #1
Get a £100 parking ticket through the post. :banghead:
Will appeal.


Bad Thing #2
Leave my flat in the morning, not wanting to be seen by anybody (for good reasons), see my neighbour watering his plants at 7:30am. Try to hide but get seen. Embarrassing, on so many levels. :3sadwalk:

Bad Thing #3
Get home and find a note from my neighbour informing me that they have clearly heard three years worth of mine and my girlfriend's night time "sessions". :sorry:

I counter-complained about them slamming doors. :tocktock: ---------> :think: --> :keule:



Tuesday was a bad day.
 
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aythreee said:
Bad Thing #3
Get home and find a note from my neighbour informing me that they have clearly heard three years worth of mine and my girlfriend's night time "sessions". :sorry:
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At least you know you're doing a good job mate!
 
I was devastated by #3 first of all, but I'm almost over it now.
Not going to tell the missus about the note either, or I'll end up involuntarily celebate.

lil_coz said:
At least you know you're doing a good job mate!
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It's kind of you to say but I dunno about that mate. Maybe they heard me screaming when I got cramp in the back of my leg. :sos:
 
Haha quality! What made them want to inform you of this 3 years down the line?

Gutted for you about the fine though. Had my fair share!!
 
Either you have paper thin walls or you must be extremely noisy!!! Or do they use glasses against the walls getting a kick out of listening lol!

Shame about the fine though!
 
Sarah's A3 said:
Either you have paper thin walls or you must be extremely noisy!!! Or do they use glasses against the walls getting a kick out of listening lol!

Shame about the fine though!
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The building is solid, but it seems that noises of a particular frequency pass through easily to other parts of the building. Unfortunately!

As for the fine; I'm hoping I'll get off. I got it for parking in a loading bay. Went to buy a large item from a shop but they didn't have it. The CCTV operator has obviously watched me return with nothing and issued the ticket. Tosser!!
 
aythreee said:
The building is solid, but it seems that noises of a particular frequency pass through easily to other parts of the building. Unfortunately!
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What like a very high pitched whine!!! hmmm nice! Or maybe it was the howling they could hear lol! Hey maybe when you have the bondage out tape mouths too! lol!!!!:whip:
 
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Aye,your girlfriend isn't that woman who was from oop north is it ? you know.the one who got done for making that type of noise ?
 
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aythreee said:
I counter-complained about them slamming doors
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...and for being so anally retentive in water plants at 7.30am - sounds like he's got too much time on his hands and in truth he was probably getting-off on your audible exploits and is insanely jealous.
 
The Maestro said:
he was probably getting-off on your audible exploits and is insanely jealous.
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The neighbour I was avoiding isn't the one who complained.
Also, the compainant is a 'she'. She's got a boyfriend, and now you mention it, I've never once heard any "action" coming from down there. :think:


voorhees said:
Aye,your girlfriend isn't that woman who was from oop north is it ? you know.the one who got done for making that type of noise ?
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I've never once complained about neighbours making noise, as when I then have house parties etc, I never expect them to kick up a stink, which they don't. A bit of give and take!

I would just ignore them. Obviously have too much time on their hands or no life.
 
Im curious on what Bad thing number 2 was....
 
Bad hair..? STAINED trousers? Escort leaving your room?
 
Yeah, Number 2 is what stood out to me most in that story. Tell us, or we will tell your girlfriend about the complaint letter.

Oh and on the fact that your neighbour complained about your sex noises. Does a vibrator really make that much noise? :search:
 
1) Because you boned your neighbour in the past, and now it's awkward?

2) Your neighbour is also your landlord?

3) It's the guy from the gym?

ok, i re-read your post and want 1 more guess:

4) You are a nudist, and were going out on a day trip and it was a cold morning?
 
crazy88 said:
1) Because you boned your neighbour in the past, and now it's awkward?
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Nope. But there is one where I'd be willing to put up with the awkwardness.

crazy88 said:
2) Your neighbour is also your landlord?
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Nope.

crazy88 said:
3) It's the guy from the gym?
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:lmfao:

crazy88 said:
4) You are a nudist, and were going out on a day trip and it was a cold morning?
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Nope. I always wait until I get into the forest before stripping down.
 
There is also a hot polish girl on my street who would get it so bad! (not from me...i'd be that excited that it'd be over in seconds)

Other than that, all my neighbours are munters!

And do tell though....I can hardly concentrate at work with anticipation! PM me if necessary, haha
 
OK, done very little work since reading this thread, I want to know what incident number two was as well!
 
haa haa was it the 2 girls you left with that had been making far too much noise and 1 was a friend of the neighbour?? ok, maybe you're not up to 2! lol
 
Ok ok Here's my 3 guesses...

1) It was a guy leaving your room, not a girl
2) It was the dog?
2) It was the neighbours daughter!

:)
 
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