Gay...

NHN said:
I reckon this is him

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:lmfao:
 
aythreee said:
Hahahhaa.... nope!

And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
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Doubt that would bother him he'd be after bending you over anyhow...lol
 
you would want one of the smaller ones though, well going by your earlier post
 
Hey California embraces gay marraige so why cant asn, I say go for it mate as long as its a free bar, I'll be there, sitting I may add on a chair with a chastity belt
 
Mobile phones have been banned from the changing rooms in our Gym (part of a large chain) apparently pics of shlongs and pips were recently uploaded from a camera phone to a `specialist site`.
%100 true.

Looks like this guys gets around.......
 
NHN said:
Hey California embraces gay marraige so why cant asn, I say go for it mate as long as its a free bar, I'll be there, sitting I may add on a chair with a chastity belt
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Yup, free world, as long as people are happy! Lifes too short eh!
 
NHN said:
Hey California embraces gay marraige so why cant asn, I say go for it mate as long as its a free bar, I'll be there, sitting I may add on a chair with a chastity belt
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Playing hard to get you big tease....
 
I Dare you to ask this guy out..

Go on dude just for ****'s and giggles... see what he says..

Let us know how you get on tomorrow..

be even funnier if he blew you out, or off keeping on topic...yr choice lol
 
Yeah do it, whats the worst that can happen? You may even get better at interior design and start to like musical theater :lmfao:
 
PaulAr said:
Mobile phones have been banned from the changing rooms in our Gym (part of a large chain) apparently pics of shlongs and pips were recently uploaded from a camera phone to a `specialist site`.
%100 true.

Looks like this guys gets around.......
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What is the world coming to when you can't even dry your meat and two veg without someone papping you! :noway:


damo.h said:
I Dare you to ask this guy out..

Go on dude just for ****'s and giggles... see what he says..

Let us know how you get on tomorrow..

be even funnier if he blew you out, or off keeping on topic...yr choice lol
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:lmfao:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **5 minutes later** ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way!!!

What about if he says yes?? Then what?? I'm going to have to either go on a date with him or cancel on him.

And even worse, like you said... what if he turns me down??? If that happened I'd actually be a little hurt and offended that I can't even pull a geezer who grabs an eye full of random men's sweaty bits in public changing rooms!


sidibear said:
Yeah do it, whats the worst that can happen? You may even get better at interior design and start to like musical theater :lmfao:
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Or learn how to cut and style women's hair! :idea:
 
Ok guys, this is a live on location report from the gym using my mobile!
The subject is currently on a rowing machine.
I noticed that he isn't rowing as smoothly as usual. Looks uncomfortable sitting on the machine. Botty action last night being the cause maybe??

I'm a safe distance away on the pec deck.

He's getting a drink now.

Definitely has a sore bum.

Ok, he's getting closer. Now on mat in front of me doing crunches.

This is getting dangerous, signing off.
 
Maybe He's got his love eggs in. get close see if he's jingling LOL..

Go on you gotta ask this dude out or at least tell him you'v clocked him eyeing up yr piece !!
 
Get a pic of him..

We'll name and shame the pest !!
 
damo.h said:
Maybe He's got his love eggs in. get close see if he's jingling LOL..

Go on you gotta ask this dude out or at least tell him you'v clocked him eyeing up yr piece !!
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LMFAO, this is funny man this thread.
 
You'll be pleased to know that I'm back now, and safe at my desk!

It was a close call though.

Last saw him upstairs in the gym, I went downstairs, got a drink from the far end of the gym (opposite end to the changing rooms). Couldn't have been there for more than a minute. Walked back to the changing rooms THINKING i've got at least 5 minutes to avoid a visual assault from Mr. Tom (first name 'Peeping') as he was in full flow upstairs. Got to my locker, stripped to my boxers and who appears from the toilet area of the changing rooms????? Mr. Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won't tell you what happened next because I still haven't come to terms with it myself yet. :(





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damo.h said:
Get a pic of him..

We'll name and shame the pest !!
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You know what, I don't even know his name. I know he likes Britney Spears and The Pet Shop Boys though.
 
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aythreee said:
You know what, I don't even know his name. I know he likes Britney Spears and The Pet Shop Boys though.
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Well that narrows it down to about 99.9% of the Gay community lol..

so dude did you confront him bout catching a glimpse of yr cod piece, or was it more like **** it in for a penny and straight for the reach around?? :lmfao:
 
aythreee said:
I won't tell you what happened next because I still haven't come to terms with it myself yet. :(
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you should talk to your wife first, she should be the first to know, you dont want her to find out shes suddenly got new closet space ! by anyone online ..... LMFAO
 
Haaa haaaa this is soooo funny, im not sure if you are winding us all up here aythreee lol

You were on your mobile watching him lol, erm bet he didnt notice that lol, now he knows for sure you're after him as he thinks you've taken pics for playing over later haaaa haaaaa
 
damo.h said:
so dude did you confront him bout catching a glimpse of yr cod piece
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To be fair, it wasn't really his fault. I got the 'put your pants on with your towel still around your waist' action all wrong!


NHN said:
Ben Dover
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:lmfao:

..or Seymore Butts


Sarah's A3 said:
Haaa haaaa this is soooo funny, im not sure if you are winding us all up here aythreee lol

You were on your mobile watching him lol, erm bet he didnt notice that lol, now he knows for sure you're after him as he thinks you've taken pics for playing over later haaaa haaaaa
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It's the truth Ruth!

It's funny though, he did seem a little less friendly than usual today, almost like he knew I'd been talking about him. :think:
Think I'll check if he owns an Audi tomorrow.... just in case!!
 
aythreee said:
It's funny though, he did seem a little less friendly than usual today, almost like he knew I'd been talking about him. :think:
Think I'll check if he owns an Audi tomorrow.... just in case!!
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Ooooh no! Hope hes not on here, poor guy! Unless hes just camera shy lol
 
All this gay talk has made me remember this...............

I used to work with a gay guy. He was proper open about his love life etc and had some classic stories for me every day.

The one that stood out and made me laugh and hurl at the same time was this one:

He was telling me about his weekend and told me that he picked up a guy from a club. He took him home and got jiggy with him as usual.
After he did the deed he went to the bathroom to clean up, because (in his words) "there's usually a bit of poo to get rid of".

Anyway, he went on to say that when he got to the bathroom, switched the light on and got some bog roll to wipe his private part he noticed a........ wait for it............. a single kernel of sweetcorn stuck to the end of it!!!

:scared2:

I've never looked at a cob in the same way ever since he told me!
 
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