Gay...

NHN said:
lmfao hey you're kidding me right, with all the rest of the posts you find mine "EWWWWWWWW" lmfao, I mena here's Ayrthreee coming out to all of ASN & you're worried about what I said, have some heart & consideration for the guy, its hard for anyone coming out of the closet, lets ease his pain.

Ayr is this him

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:lmfao:

So that is what this is all about..... i'm coming out!! Is this how it happens??!! :scared2:

One thing though.... I've noticed you have quite a collection of photos of guys in mankinis!! :detective2:
Anything you want to talk about here on ASN too?? This thread is big enough for the two of us you know :friends:
 
I'll be honest mate, I was going to try & be a matchmaker with you & PaulAR as he has a fetish for Mankini's, hey lovematch.com has nothing on the ASN loveboat lmfao
 
Hey if it shows our 1st ASN marraige then I'll be Ken Dodd if it helps lmfao
 
LMFAO yeah tickle your **** with a feather or in his case duster.
 
Sarah's A3 said:
Lol, you have finally admitted you are a sausage jockey lol, and going back to the gym later lol, enjoy tiger!!!! gggrrrrr!!!!!! lol
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My sides hurt from the laughing, classic quote, nice one Sarah, love having a woman on the site with such an open mind, kudos, its fun for sure & all light hearted.
 
NHN said:
My sides hurt from the laughing, classic quote, nice one Sarah, love having a woman on the site with such an open mind, kudos, its fun for sure & all light hearted.
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Your sides cant be hurting as much as mine lol, Guys are sooo funny when they think they are being eyed! And yes its fun and all light...love it!
 
I have seen a photo of Mads in a mankini and trust me, it makes your eyes hurt.
 
aythreee said:
Sorry, I'm already broken in. :yes:
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Hope you used some lube or you'll be walking like john wayne of a horse, so I've heard from N8 anyway, you 2 should hook up, he has some great sheep stories
 
This thread is hilarious!!!

Aythree, has anyone ever told you the sun shines out of your ar5e??

If so, maybe thats the light at the end of your 'tunnel' that he is looking for!!!

Anyone see the Inbetweeners repeat last week 'BUMDER'!!!
 
lmfao man thats funny

Auger drill bit & pile driving spring to mind lmfao
 
nilz18t said:
This thread is hilarious!!!

Aythree, has anyone ever told you the sun shines out of your ar5e??

If so, maybe thats the light at the end of your 'tunnel' that he is looking for!!!

Anyone see the Inbetweeners repeat last week 'BUMDER'!!!
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I notice you stop by every once in a while to see how things are progressing. ****** kerb crawler! :sly:

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Watch it nilz, he's sweet talking yer
 
Feck yeah, missus is pregnant this is the closest I get to action atm lmfao
 
Redtube rocks

PS. Uh considering your decloseted now is that the reason for the bench of blokes lmfao
 
LMFAO, feck it walked straight into that one.

Only false ones, women & there games huh.
 
aythreee said:
You have my sympathy mate, the subs bench is a cold and lonely place.
I spent a few months there myself. Those were dark dark days. :crying:

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lol, what are you lot like! Try carrying a medicine ball around for a few months! Although pregnancy can make some women more wanting...if you get my drift, maybe you were unlucky!!!:hubbahubba::whip:
 
jojo said:
You've been dying to tell us that haven't you? :laugh:
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As sad as it sounds... yes!! :yes:

I find that now days, if something random happens, one of my first thoughts is.... "I'll post that on ASN when I get home!" :ermm:

PS: Bet you've been dying for an update as well though. :p
 
damo.h said:
LOL Fancy A BUM yet..... :sex:
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Hahahhaa.... nope!

And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
 
aythreee said:
Hahahhaa.... nope!

And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
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He's obviously caught your eye now then, as before it wasnt even a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance pmsl

Let us know the registry office, I'll send some KY gifts lmfao
 
Haa haa hes got you well and truly in his sights now!!! Hes 'sized' you up (literally) and you are still going back lol, do you still stand near him or have you not yet moved away to the other side of the room!!!
 
NHN said:
Let us know the registry office, I'll send some KY gifts lmfao
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You sure you can spare some of your stash?? lol

Sarah's A3 said:
Haa haa hes got you well and truly in his sights now!!! Hes 'sized' you up (literally) and you are still going back lol, do you still stand near him or have you not yet moved away to the other side of the room!!!
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I'm not going to be bullied into hiding!! :no:

And as for "sizing" me up.... he could've at least had the courtesy to pick a warmer day to have a look!! :sorry:
 
aythreee said:
You sure you can spare some of your stash?? lol



I'm not going to be bullied into hiding!! :no:

And as for "sizing" me up.... he could've at least had the courtesy to pick a warmer day to have a look!! :sorry:
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Aw!!! was it a bit chilly!!!!! lol, dont fret, sure he will gander another look next time you are there! Or maybe you could take a smaller towel!!!

lol...........
 
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