Yellow ants!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok, so I'm sitting here at work and have just had one of those 'Hmmmm... I had a dream last night' moments.

In the dream I was at home, lounging around, when I heard a noise.
I looked down and saw some yellow ants marching through my living room.

They were fast little buggers.

I tried to run but could only manage a slow-mo trot to the kitchen.

The ants ran after me.

I turned and stamped on one.

But the little b*stard stung me through the sole of my Nike's.

Lifted up my foot and saw that the ant had been squished. There was yellow fluid everywhere.

Wiped it up with some kitchen roll.

The other ants came after me.

I ran back to the living room.

They were on the sofa and the remote control. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE!!

They had now worked out how to sting me.... without actually stinging me!!

I could feel the pain of the sting just by looking at an ant.

I knew that I would have to move out.

Started to think about mortgages and estate agents.

But who would buy my place with ants that could sting you just by looking at them?
No one. That's who!

I was in trouble. Real trouble.

I started to struggle (wft!!). From what?? I don't know.
And then I woke up, relieved it was a dream, happy it was all over and that I wouldn't have to deal with yellow ants anymore.

I fell back to sleep again.

The next thing I know my alarm is going off and it's time for work. Sad again.

No recollection of the dream.... until now.


So just thought I'd let you all know.

What does this mean??? Any dream experts in the house?

 

[voorhees]

What does this mean??? Any dream experts in the house?

 

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[Sarah's A3]

Maybe you need a holiday or chance of scene!!!!

 

[L1 HCS]

Here's an interpretation from the Dream dictionary (searched through Google):

Ants
To see ants in your dream, signify your general dissatisfaction in your daily life. You are feeling neglected and insignificant. Petty things will annoy you throughout the following day. You need to be more cooperative as this will be the only way to achieve your desires. TThe dream may also be a metaphor on feeling antsy or restless or it can be a pun on your "aunt".

Ants also symbolize hard work, diligence and industry. Increase business activities are expected. On a less positive note, ants symbolize social conformity and mass action. In this regard, you may feel that your life is too structured and orderly.
According to the biblical interpretations, ants symbolize diligence concerning the things of God. Despite its small size, the ant lays up substance during times of plenty. (Prov 30:25)​

I think it's telling you, you're going to be pregnant!

 

[Dazmo]

LOL

Clearly you are insane.

 

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I think it's telling you, you're going to be pregnant!

So you're telling me I'm a woman?!?!??!
Although I should've guessed that, seeing as I'm not very good at parking cars.

Clearly you are insane.

I prefer to call it..... "misunderstood"??

 

[Purple Princess]

So you're telling me I'm a woman?!?!??!
Although I should've guessed that, seeing as I'm not very good at parking cars.

You are treading on thin ice boyo lol. I have weird dreams too about being a marshmallow pig and flying a plane! well that was last night. You have a very vivid imagination I think you should write a book!!

 

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I have weird dreams too about being a marshmallow pig and flying a plane!

All of a sudden yellow telepathically stinging ants don't seem so strange. Thanks for that luv! lol

 

[Purple Princess]

^^^^ No prob matey, us weirdos gotta stick together

 

[jojo]

It's the timeout you took from using ASN Aye, you neglected the forum for a few moments, and you got stung for doing so.

ASN is addictive, you have been warned!

 

[Sarah's A3]

It's the timeout you took from using ASN Aye, you neglected the forum for a few moments, and you got stung for doing so.

ASN is addictive, you have been warned!

I'll second that!

 

[PaulAr]

mad as a ships cat

 

[unkle]

What does this mean??? Any dream experts in the house?

Stop eating cheese before bedtime...

 

[Gops]

Hahah that made my day! I had a dream that i was fighting with kermit the frog. You should of tried CILLIT BANG and the ants are gone

 

[Gops]

I usually use flash on insects that annoy me. memorise flash in the kitchen next time and then use it in your next "misunderstood" dream haha! Flash does the hard work so you dont have to!

 

[jojo]

I usually use flash on insects that annoy me. memorise flash in the kitchen next time and then use it in your next "misunderstood" dream haha! Flash does the hard work so you dont have to!

You're a meanie GOPS! lol

 

[ALPINE]

hahahaha funny ar$e thread!

 

[Gops]

You're a meanie GOPS! lol

Haha howw? I don't like spiders and ants or any creepy crawly! Gives me the heebie jeebies! But flash is perfect! Always use the one that has the bleach for oven cleaning! hahaha! I keep having dreams about me going on my booked holiday to canada and the plane crashing and then i try and become bear grylls and make a raft and sail to canada and then get arrested. What does that mean because thats re-occuring! :|

 

[Sarah's A3]

Haha howw? I don't like spiders and ants or any creepy crawly! Gives me the heebie jeebies! But flash is perfect! Always use the one that has the bleach for oven cleaning! hahaha! I keep having dreams about me going on my booked holiday to canada and the plane crashing and then i try and become bear grylls and make a raft and sail to canada and then get arrested. What does that mean because thats re-occuring! :|

arrested?? you like hand cuffs lol
You also want some excitement and adventure in your life!!! you need a holiday and become a hero!!! dunno maybe close or far off the mark!

 

[Gops]

Nah i hate the things sarah! I got false arrested once and they put the cuffs on tooo hard and it blimmin hurt! Im off to canada in the summer! But im scared that the planes gonna drop! I cant take the things that bear grylls takes like a knife and a flint and a water bottle.. Apart from that, cant wait to get some time out! Never really been on a proper holiday

 

[Sarah's A3]

lol, dont worry, it will be a good flight and a good holiday lol, as long as the volcanos stop spewing!!! we flew to Oz, crumbs it felt like a life time and i was nervous but loved it in the end!!!
Enjoy!