I think this bloke should win an award, for what you decide...

ya know what im goin out on a limb here.... i agree, if all painted black, with some decent alloys/exhaust/mirrors and get rid of that hideous air filter..... you'd have a nice car for 5k....a lthough id have to do some research to make sure i could get wheels to fill the arches
 
i dont even think i would accept a lift in tht heap. looks like one of those cars u can get from a cereal box or a toy from the mcdonalds happy meal. Fair play on having the cash to do those mods but he could also do with a slap round the face with a fish

thats the fniest thing ive heard in ages hahahahahaha