Dyslexia

[Staz]

You're just jealous Leon cause your love affair with Dave has ended, wanna join us for a 3some Stazalicious

If I joined you I'd come as Stazatron!

 

[jojo]

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showpost.php?p=868890&postcount=40

 

[N8]

Me poking at N8 and his love affair with Nigel

Nigel's the love of my AS life

 

[Staz]

Nigel's the love of my *** life

 

[N8]

:busted_cop:

 

[NHN]

Nigel's the love of my *** life

Says Leon, think before speaking

Leon AKA Staz, Stazmataz, Stazalicious or Stazatron

 

[N8]

Who's the *** now

 

[Staz]

Lame

 

[NHN]

Hey its in your sig, so guess we cant argue that fact huh

 

[Staz]

I guess we can't Nigel

 

[N8]

Lame

 

[h5djr]

h5djr, if this is not to your satisfaction TUFF !

Perhaps you should read the forum rules that you agreed to when you signed up to join the forum and also agreed again when the new rules were issued published on 28 November.

Just to remind you:

(4) The first language of Audi-Sport.net is English – If your first language is also English, please try to make sure this is obvious to people reading your posts. Refrain from posting messages in 'txt spk' or any other gibberish. Try to form reasonably constructed sentences with the basic tools of language you learned as a youngster. If you don't do this, do not be surprised if you receive little or no reply to your post, and a private message from a Moderator advising you to try harder. If there's a valid reason why you can't, we'll take that into account. From everyone else, we'd appreciate a bit of effort.

As was said at the start of this thread some people suffer from Dyslexia and some are just lazy. The majority of members manage to type posts that are fine. We do not expect perfection. Nobody minds the odd mistakes in spelling or grammar, but some members just cannot be bothered to make any attempt at all. I'm afraid that you fall into the latter category. I know it's not an English exam and it's a car forum but as the rule 4 says - "we'd appreciate a bit of effort".

 

[smudge_don]

I'm confused

 

[N8]

You always are Jords

 

[h5djr]

I'm confused

Your confused. I'm confused. I think this thread has lost the plot somewhere!!

 

[smudge_don]

You always are Jords

I'm only young

Your confused. I'm confused. I think this thread has lost the plot somewhere!!

you and me both mate!

 

[Broken Byzan]

:sign_ot:anyone any idea what the point of this thread was again?

 

[smudge_don]

Nope, close it up

 

[Welly]

I've just finished reading this. *pause*. I'm up off the floor and have stopped laughing.

And 'TUFF'? What the f*ck is 'TUFF'?

 

[jojo]

I've just finished reading this. *pause*. I'm up off the floor and have stopped laughing.

And 'TUFF'? What the f*ck is 'TUFF'?

From Google. TUFF

 

[Welly]

Jo, you are a genius.

 

[h5djr]

:sign_ot:anyone any idea what the point of this thread was again?

Well it started with the original poster complaining about bad speeling and grammar and people blaming Dyslexia...

"There's this one guy that has posted 3 threads today, and has got a word in the title wrong.....e.g.

"I've baught this laptop"

"What size breaks do i need?"

and

"Post up pics of you're Corsa"

He now blames it on dyslexia, but i'm sorry, these are basic English words that you learn from a very young age at school, and you use in everyday life

I'm not saying i'm a perfect speller, and i will occasionaly get my grammar wrong, but just consistantly mis-spelling very basic words seems a bit dodge to me

Don't mean to offend anyone, but i really do think that Dyslexia is just a made up syndrome sometimes

What are people's thoughts?

Quite a few members have given their thoughts, but it does seem to have got a liitle confused of late!!

 

[jojo]

I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu.

 

[NHN]

 

[N8]

Dave you are a rather handsome chap, I just found this picture on your facebook profile:

You look like your distant relative Sir William Shakespeare

 

[NHN]

lmfao, fell of my chair, lmfao

 

[Staz]

Dave you are a rather handsome chap, I just found this picture on your facebook profile:
You look like your distant relative Sir William Shakespeare

I found one of your relatives N8!

 

[Ads]

idontknowwhypeoplegetsowoundupaboutnotusingcapitalsintherightplacesorthecorrectpunctuation.
okitsnotidealbutitsnotthathardtoreadwhatthepersonhastyped.

And to be honest, one thing that is far more annoying than badly punctuated sentences is reading the posts of those who CONTINUALLY moan about it...

FULL STOP!!!!

 

[Staz]

You put a gap in there after 'capital'

 

[HotboxDeluxe]

It was something to do with this:

mixed with a bit of this:

obviously leading to a bit of this:

 

[Ads]

You put a gap in there after 'capital'

I didn't put a "space" after it, but I did notice it was there, tried to edit and delete it, but it's still there.

So sort out this forum's crappy grammar before you start moaning at us about our's!

 

[HotboxDeluxe]

our's!

ours

 

[NHN]

I found one of your relatives N8!

lmfao thats funny, lol.

Staz, I know what you got given for xmas, a sense of humour, welcome back, whooppppeeeee

idontknowwhypeoplegetsowoundupaboutnotusingcapitalsintherightplacesorthecorrectpunctuation.
okitsnotidealbutitsnotthathardtoreadwhatthepersonhastyped.

And to be honest, one thing that is far more annoying than badly punctuated sentences is reading the posts of those who CONTINUALLY moan about it...

FULL STOP!!!!

lmfao, I concur, *** give it a rest about spelling, even if just for xmas Dave, your spelling it attrocious when you dont have a spell checker, no one bleeted to you to sort it out did they, so put a XXXXXLLLL sock in it

You put a gap in there after 'capital'

Damn thats 2 in a row, lol, this is almost Leon of old, anyone seen my battery anywhere

 

[N8]

LMFAO Staz, I didn't show you this, some1 sent me a pic of when you parents were in the process of making you:

 

[Ads]

ours

haha!

That is how it started, but after an argument with myself about the grammatical rules of possessives I decided on "our's".
Forgot it gets treated the same as 'its'.
Must do better.

 

[Staz]

Damn thats 2 in a row, lol, this is almost Leon of old, anyone seen my battery anywhere

You mean this one?

LMFAO Staz, I didn't show you this, some1 sent me a pic of when you parents were in the process of making you:

What's your Mum doing feeding my Dad??

 

[N8]

I love this thread, good to see us all having a laugh. This thread = Beyond win

 

[Staz]

I think this is what happens when men aren't in work!

 

[Ads]

I think this is what happens when men aren't in work!

 

[N8]

Nice seeing you having a laugh Leon, that pic of the monkey was class, but I could have been a PR1CK and flipped that and said 'is that one of my grandad who's black, you sayin he's a monkey' So easy to open up cans of worms on here, good job my can is sealed shut. Leon = Win