Girlfriends & Christmas Presents
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Meh, a load of rubbish that. It's what it is and whether it's any good that counts...
Not that I'm materialistic or anything....
Not that I'm materialistic or anything....
Be thoughtful for your loved one at Xmas and buy her something that you might want.
Mines getting a set of .44Rem Mag reloading dies
Mines getting a set of .44Rem Mag reloading dies
Meh, a load of rubbish that. It's what it is and whether it's any good that counts...
Not that I'm materialistic or anything....
And following on from your other thread, if it's no good, you will shag her mate.
LMAO I'll get my coat....
And following on from your other thread, if it's no good, you will shag her mate.
I'll get my coat....
It feels like you've known me for years....
Be thoughtful for your loved one at Xmas and buy her something that you might want.
Mines getting a set of .44Rem Mag reloading dies
I like your work....
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I just told mine to get what she wants and i will pay!!!
Now when it comes to me, she likes to fork out on pressies, but then i say dont get them, as id rather save the money and get something for the car, or some sort of gadget for the house....
Oh and on the rare occasion i do get her something as a surprise, she always ****** guesses what it is anyway!!!
Now when it comes to me, she likes to fork out on pressies, but then i say dont get them, as id rather save the money and get something for the car, or some sort of gadget for the house....
Oh and on the rare occasion i do get her something as a surprise, she always ****** guesses what it is anyway!!!
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My other half is a pain...
I cant get her anything to wear, including perfume as it wont be right
I cant get her anything nice for her house, she wont like it...even if its the same style as something else she has.
In fact she's said 'I dont need anything so dont get me any presents'. If I actually took any notice of her and didnt get her anything I'm sure she wouldnt be too chuffed.
I'm getting her a new digital camera and a big digital photo frame though and she can ****** well like it!. Only the other day we were at a wedding and she was moaning her camera was broken, then the day after we were in shop and saw the digital frames and she said she wanted one.
So, on that logic I'll get her those items.....still be ****** wrong though!! :lol:
Oh well!
****** wimmin!!.
T
I cant get her anything to wear, including perfume as it wont be right
I cant get her anything nice for her house, she wont like it...even if its the same style as something else she has.
In fact she's said 'I dont need anything so dont get me any presents'. If I actually took any notice of her and didnt get her anything I'm sure she wouldnt be too chuffed.
I'm getting her a new digital camera and a big digital photo frame though and she can ****** well like it!. Only the other day we were at a wedding and she was moaning her camera was broken, then the day after we were in shop and saw the digital frames and she said she wanted one.
So, on that logic I'll get her those items.....still be ****** wrong though!! :lol:
Oh well!
****** wimmin!!.
T
I have got my good lady tickets to see muse. Just the other day she expressed how "I would wet my knickers if i could get tickets for Muse". Needless to say, the tena ladies will be unwrapped first as a precautionary measure.
Oh, and I know what she's getting me too. A PSP. Although it was bought before my car, and now i'd rather have something else for the car, haha! Oh well, i'll just end up getting both.
Oh, and Welly, have you not tried snooping around to find it? (not that i'd recommend that sort of action!)
Oh, and I know what she's getting me too. A PSP. Although it was bought before my car, and now i'd rather have something else for the car, haha! Oh well, i'll just end up getting both.
Oh, and Welly, have you not tried snooping around to find it? (not that i'd recommend that sort of action!)
All my presents are hidden at my birds sisters house.......she knows I'm quite highly trained in searching buildings...nevermind!!!
Gutted for you mate! I opened a drawer in our bedroom about a week before my birthday to find all my presents just sat there, haha! I asked her, and she just said that she didn't think i'd use that drawer so thought it was safe!
I never bother snooping for presents though, I like the surprise (when I actually get it)
That is wrong on SOOOO many levels. But funny on even more. :thumbsup:
I love presents as does everyone! I just don't like rubbish ones. Socks fall into that category for example. Or rubber dog turds (although they can be funny).
Get her vouchers, then get her mother vouchers for the same shop, let them spend Boxing day fighting the other wimmin in bloodthirsty to-the-death combat while you sit at home drinking beer in your underwear while watching The Great Escape/play xbox/eating all the purple ones out of the Roses tin...
This has worked for the last three years for me, even my father asks which shop vouchers Im getting so he can do the same for the old dear then they all ****** off come back happy/maximium brownie points!
What I hate is having to buy a present for my ex from our daughter.
What I really want to give her is a bag of flaming dog **** on the doorstep for being a complete ****.
But since it's from our little one I have to put time, effort and thought into it. None of which she deserves!!
What I really want to give her is a bag of flaming dog **** on the doorstep for being a complete ****.
But since it's from our little one I have to put time, effort and thought into it. None of which she deserves!!
Yeah, that would be an awkward situation dude, and one that I don't envy. Just try convince the little one that mummy really wants a socket set or something else so useful!
I wouldn't recommend it, it's not the best! However, whilst I love my daughter and wouldn't trade her for anything (Except an R8 V10), it taught me that condoms, whilst uncomfortable, annoying and mood killing, do still serve a purpose!!
lol
Still, all jokes aside, it's not all bad, she's my little angel! It just means I've got something other than my car to spend money on!
Get her vouchers, then get her mother vouchers for the same shop, let them spend Boxing day fighting the other wimmin in bloodthirsty to-the-death combat while you sit at home drinking beer in your underwear while watching The Great Escape/play xbox/eating all the purple ones out of the Roses tin...
This has worked for the last three years for me, even my father asks which shop vouchers Im getting so he can do the same for the old dear then they all ****** off come back happy/maximium brownie points!
This is, quite frankly, genius.
Are you related to Steven Hawking?
You see, I tried to stay on topic, but just couldn't...here is the man, in all his glory!
Hahahahahaha. BRILLIANT! I just laughed at a ridiculous volume, and now everyone in the office is a) looking at me and b) knows I am doing absolutely f**k all work!
I laughed so hard when I first saw that too, it's brilliant. I couldn't resist either, despite it being so off topic
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Well this is one reason i started buying xmas presents in early novemeber as it gives you plenty of time to research and watch the signs when out shopping, such as ""oh i like those" or "i need some of them" etc.
Bought my missus the following..so far:-
1) Ipod Touch 32gb
2) Accessories for the ipod Touch 32gb
3) Tom Tom One IQ sat Nav
4) Accessories for Tom Tom one Sat Nav
5) Cake making kit thingy
6) Some Blu-rays
6) Card
Going to get a few more bits n bobs but running out of ideas now!
I dont need to buy any sexy underwear as she always gets that for me
Bought my missus the following..so far:-
1) Ipod Touch 32gb
2) Accessories for the ipod Touch 32gb
3) Tom Tom One IQ sat Nav
4) Accessories for Tom Tom one Sat Nav
5) Cake making kit thingy
6) Some Blu-rays
6) Card
Going to get a few more bits n bobs but running out of ideas now!
I dont need to buy any sexy underwear as she always gets that for me
Well this is one reason i started buying xmas presents in early novemeber as it gives you plenty of time to research and watch the signs when out shopping, such as ""oh i like those" or "i need some of them" etc.
Bought my missus the following..so far:-
1) Ipod Touch 32gb
2) Accessories for the ipod Touch 32gb
3) Tom Tom One IQ sat Nav
4) Accessories for Tom Tom one Sat Nav
5) Cake making kit thingy
6) Some Blu-rays
6) Card
Going to get a few more bits n bobs but running out of ideas now!
I dont need to buy any sexy underwear as she always gets that for me
My missus will get a slap round the face and be grateful for it....(I think not!!)
All jokes aside, I've bought her a really lovely Gold, Diamond and Amethyst ring. Retail value £450. Bought at 4 AM on eBay for £56
BARGAIN! And she'll never know
Dazmo
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My missus will get a slap round the face and be grateful for it....(I think not!!)
All jokes aside, I've bought her a really lovely Gold, Diamond and Amethyst ring. Retail value £450. Bought at 4 AM on eBay for £56
BARGAIN! And she'll never know
LMAO, you just need to put together a fake price tag to stick onto it and then make out you forgot to take it off lol
Dazmo
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You see, I tried to stay on topic, but just couldn't...here is the man, in all his glory!
HaHa That is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time! I love Lego but there's no way I could make that I'd be laughing to much!
Cheers Matt
sammi
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My missus will get a slap round the face and be grateful for it....(I think not!!)
All jokes aside, I've bought her a really lovely Gold, Diamond and Amethyst ring. Retail value £450. Bought at 4 AM on eBay for £56
BARGAIN! And she'll never know
Until she reads this !
for the Lego pic!
