What would you change?

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Ok, so if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?


I'll start....

I'd change the shape of my head.
Seriously though, I would.


(Sorry lads, I'm bored. Humour me!)

 

[Neilybabs]

.....my car, from an A3 to an RS6

 

[Welly]

I'd make it so I can actually be monogamous in a relationship. I am the world's worst serial cheat and lost so many women in the past because of it - the things we regret. And yet I still do it.

 

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I'd make it so I can actually be monogamous in a relationship. I am the world's worst serial cheat and lost so many women in the past because of it - the things we regret. And yet I still do it.

That's quite a good one, and something I'd like to be able to change too.
Although if I could change the getting caught then I'd happily take that.

 

[Welly]

That's quite a good one, and something I'd like to be able to change too.
Although if I could change the getting caught then I'd happily take that.

Problem being, I love snatch. Preferably a variety of.

 

[Neilybabs]

Snatch. Clunge. Yum.

 

[Welly]

The way I look at it is that blokes are genetically designed to shag everything possible woman available to them. It's nature... You don't find Lion/Tigers/Hedgehogs? etc sticking with one female, they go out and put it about! Much respect!

It's not my fault, it was like that when I got here. I just do what I'm told!!

 

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I watched a program a while back that put men to the test.
They had a hidden camera and got a nice looking woman to approach men on the street, be friendly for a few minutes and then say to them that she had had a really stressful day and could do with some no strings action to unwind, and would they be interested.
Every one of them said yes. The one or two who said no didn't refuse based on not wanting to shag a complete stranger, it was just because they believed they could never be that lucky so it couldn't be for real!

 

[Welly]

I'd of been there like a shot! hahaha. No strings with fitties - SHIBBY!

 

[sidibear]

I would change my cervical spine for a new one and get the dents pulled out of my skull.

And for those unfaithful ones, internet porn has been proven to keep a relationship healthy.

 

[fingermouse]

New Knees please

 

[johnnythepie]

Id like 5 stone off my gut, and a 10 x 8 with a saddlebag to fuel it!!

 

[Broken Byzan]

I'd fix my head so it has 'normal' thoughts..

 

[voorhees]

Ok, so if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

.....my car, from an A3 to an RS6

.......about yourself Neil


I would change my underpants.

 

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I would change my underpants.

 

[jojo]

I am perfect!

 

[unkle]

I'd fix my eyes, I shed 30kg in an attempt to join the RAF then failed the medical due to an eye condition, bummer.

 

[NHN]

I'd make it so I can actually be monogamous in a relationship. I am the world's worst serial cheat and lost so many women in the past because of it - the things we regret. And yet I still do it.

Someone's gotta shag the beach whales, be our guest.

I am perfect!

We all are in our own little world joey.

I'd fix my eyes, I shed 30kg in an attempt to join the RAF then failed the medical due to an eye condition, bummer.

Sorry to read that, was that due to pornitis, rare condition, described as to much viewing of redtube over long periods, nah seriously bummer, but if fixed now would they allow you in or non fixable?

Change my stomach/intestinal system, several ops & daily pain can become tiresome after 12 years

 

[Neilybabs]

.......about yourself Neil


I would change my underpants.

indeed mate. I also saw your friend Barrington on TV and immediately regreted saying my cage fighting friend was an equal. He really isn't.

We all have our financial/physical limits i suppose sir

 

[Welly]

Someone's gotta shag the beach whales, be our guest.

Who the hell told you....? keep it on the quiet....

 

[rasA4]

try and look at this ASN website...................








LESS, really trying but i cant

 

[boggysv]

I would like to understand human females and their thought process.


</universe explodes>

 

[sidibear]

I would like to understand human females and their thought process.

There is an old joke about God granting just one wish to a man and he wanted a highway that would go from his house in Devon to Hawaii because he wanted to go there and didn't like flying. God said it was impossible due to logistics, distnace, depth of the ocean etc.
He opted for a second wish which was to understand women. God then asks, "How many lanes do you want this highway to have"?

 

[Cockney Boy]

I would want my winky to only be 9" instead of the unmanagable 12"

 

[quattrojames]

I would want my winky to only be 9" instead of the unmanagable 12"

I would want to stop all the lies being told in the world

 

[rasA4]

good one james, lol

 

[Ads]

I'd change the snotty noise I've currently got for a nice dry one.

It's earned me a day off work though. Man-flu!

 

[NHN]

I'd change all the miserable fcukers in the world for happy people.

I'd also change the people with small minds for very large ones so they can see what everyother fcuker sees in them.

 

[PH1L]

im happy they way i am tbh but if i was to change anything heres what it would be
tighten the abs into a sixpack- doing this anyway im thin so its just a case of doing the exercise
slghtly darker skin and hair milkbottle white gets a little old with brown hair, but i pull it off not bad
suppose i wouldnt mind being a couple of inches taller, would be nice to be 6ft rather than 5'8"

 

[NHN]

**** me son, you're a candidate for Extreme Makeover by sounds of it lmfao

 

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suppose i wouldnt mind being a couple of inches taller, would be nice to be 6ft rather than 5'8"

LINK

 

[NHN]

lmfao that truly is a painful & long thing to have done, no pun intended, they make the bones grow around the metal pins dont they or thats 1 way anyway.

 

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Yeah, I saw a program where they followed some midgets/dwarfs that were having it done. Think they increased one of the dwarfs height by 5 inches.
Was still only about 3 foot 7 after though. Don't think I would've bothered.

 

[NHN]

Yeah bet he's fcuked now for snow white reruns

 

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Talking of snow white............... I've never been able to understand why one of the seven dwarfs wasn't named 'Shorty'.
Reckon they missed a trick there.

 

[NHN]

Talking of snow white............... I've never been able to understand why one of the seven dwarfs wasn't named 'Shorty'.
Reckon they missed a trick there.

Guess they couldnt Get Shorty past the ethics boards

 

[PH1L]

haha nah just a perfectionist, 58 aint a bad height anyway never really been to fussed about any of the stuff just tried to think some things up

 

[crazy88]

I saw the smallest dwarf i've ever seen the other week outside work. She was the height of my head, it was mental! I guess she wouldn't get bruised knees at least!

 

[NHN]

She was the height of my head

WTF, the height of your head, care to expand on that

 

[crazy88]

the lower head mate, haha! (and i'm not even joking, she was ****** tiny!)