I shall let you comment

[Recy G]

Anybody tempted?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2006-AUDI-A3-...3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66:2|65:3|39:1|240:1318

 

[Khufu]

I'd never trust a seller who types like that and can't even spell basic words correctly!

 

[Nickl]

caplock key stuck?

 

[V6Pete]

Christ.

 

[firebobby]

I'm tempted to comment! Never buy a car off someone who can't spell correctly, or uses text speak......IMHO of course..
regards
dave

 

[Recy G]

Tragic isn't it? Although it has got loads of fuel left init:thumbsup:

 

[jmohide]

Rather optimistic with the price too!

 

[V6Pete]

Rather optimistic with the price too!

Not really considering "BAD BOY CAR U WANT TO LOOK GOOD BUY IT"

 

[markwiggy]

What a total KNOB !!

Mark

 

[dantdi]

Funny i was looking at that 2 day. dont think so tho

 

[jmohide]

Not really considering "BAD BOY CAR U WANT TO LOOK GOOD BUY IT"

Touche, I obviously did overlook such a thing

 

[klauster]

thats ace, its like a lesson in 'how not to sell a car via ebay'

 

[voorhees]

why is he shouting?
even if the price was good you would still feel its not worth the hassle.
why has he got a handbrake lock (is it?) don't let go of the cars keys and no-one is having your wheels without a hiab

 

[Recy G]

porchie cayenne.... WINK WINK, CASH ON COLLECTION

Must remember them for when I'm selling, ha

 

[redbutcher]

What a complete prize one..

"S3 ALLOYS LOOKS LIKE ONE" - really? Didn't realise S3s had S-Line badges down the side, S-Line embossed seats and an S-Line grill .

Took me ages to translate what the hell the ad was about - obviously didn't do basic English at school.

 

[madluke]

Even my foreigner spelling is better than his i would not be tempted. Go and see it if you want to but do not be sad after all. take ak47 with you i took knife with me when i bough t mine and helped

 

[Flibble]

70000 miles on a car that old? Talk about thrashed.

Also he didn't even bother to put the engine size in the ad (though I did spot a 2.0 tdi badge on that back).

 

[Mr.G]

PMSL Madluke. Crazy kid!

G

 

[S3Alex]

So thats an Audi A3 TDi S3 then....

2 years old and a new turbo fitted already....and a mere 70 000 on the clock.

Definite bargain...not.

 

[AuldReekie]

Guys,

Can you not see it's Manchester?

It's just 10Blazin moving on his other mota, innit!

 

[Slipp Digby]

as one of his 'satified' ebayer said about his previous sales...........

"great ebayer spot on 5 stars ezact as discribed" (sic)

 

[B17AVM]

This line makes me wanna part with my cash;

"BAD BOY CAR U WANT TO LOOK GOOD BUY IT"

Ha.

 

[Flibble]

You have to wonder if it's a like for like turbo replacement or if he's put some horribly mismatched thing on it to up the "BAD BOY" image...

 

[Louay]

It's an insult to ALL genuine S3 drivers that he has stuck an S3 badge on the back of his wannabee S3, really, really tacky! Shame in him!

 

[AuldReekie]

Tragic isn't it? Although it has got loads of fuel left init:thumbsup:

Holy ****. I missed that the first time.

REALLY GOOD ON FUEL DOESNT SEEM TOGO DOWN AT ALL STILL LOADS INIT

This must be a wind up!

'Wah shield up'

 

[redbutcher]

LOL - if anyone saw the Comic Relief Top of the Pops with Mr Jonathan Ross, I think we could so with some of his 'street' talking at about this point

 

[ian52]

that ad just screams chav! its like when you see an ad on ebay or pistonheads and his cap wearing chav mates are standing about in the back of the picture. that would put me off even going to see a car.

 

[voorhees]

It's an insult to ALL genuine S3 drivers that he has stuck an S3 badge on the back of his wannabee S3

Its just an S badge no 3 involved...I saw an A4 with the same badge I wonder if its the same bloke

 

[lil_coz]

as one of his 'satified' ebayer said about his previous sales...........

"great ebayer spot on 5 stars ezact as discribed" (sic)

I spotted that too! This cant be genuine... surely not! The guy has no friggin clue!

 

[magnus911]

Reddited.

 

[Louay]

just an 'S' badge, didnt know Audi made vehicles with just an 'S' badge with their present range? lol wha a fkn twt!

 

[10blazin]

lol its not my other motor with scuffs like that its my grandads im just trying to shift it 4 him hes 83

Guys,

Can you not see it's Manchester?

It's just 10Blazin moving on his other mota, innit! [/quo

 

[10blazin]

lol up yours 4 o these haggis on nan bread will sort you out

Guys,

Can you not see it's Manchester?

It's just 10Blazin moving on his other mota, innit!

 

[Tommy]

DIZ IS 1 SICK BAD BOY CAR Y0

I truely hate people who talk like that, is he some kinda rich chav or what?! Drug dealer ftw!

 

[10blazin]

NO HES JUST A THICK ***** I HATE IT TO AND ITS NOT A COLOUR THING I SEE PEOPLE OF ALL RACES TALIKNG LIKE THIS ITS SOOOOOO ANNOYING ITS AN INSECURE THING TRYING TO FIT IN

DIZ IS 1 SICK BAD BOY CAR Y0

I truely hate people who talk like that, is he some kinda rich chav or what?! Drug dealer ftw!

 

[V6Pete]

Drug dealer ftw!

I think most drug dealers I've met are more literate than this guy.

 

[gixxer600k4]

that is terrible. Nowhere, did he start to try n sell the car, does he even know anything about the car? he sounds a bit like someone who has nicked a car and after a sale without knowing about the car!

idiot

 

[Caesium]

He wont swap for a Porchie, what a shame I have one here I want to swap something for.

 

[Don76]

Reminds me of........

 

[AuldReekie]

lol up yours 4 o these haggis on nan bread will sort you out

Touche!!


Who has been baiting the guy with the Australia gag? Which he has missed completely, so much so that he has posted it! Well done that man.