A hell of a way to go

[Kontraband]

You might not want to read this if your eating your lunch and have a vivid imagination...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7548504.stm

madness.

 

[dansansome]

it was a DB7 tho, he did it in style...

 

[marriedblonde]

The wife...

 

[Kontraband]

The wife...

Is it?? Explains a lot.


topless DB7 no less.

 

[Z82]

Jesus! I'd decapitate myself too if I was married to that!

 

[buckas]

she's of white race

far too many tanning times me thinks, like an oompa loompa's been left in the sun

 

[danotto]

i still probably would have a go on her though,as long as the tan doesnt rub off end up goin home to the missus lookin like dale winton.lol

 

[marriedblonde]

Danotto, you need to respect yourself a little more

 

[pjmspeedy]

i still probably would have a go on her though,as long as the tan doesnt rub off end up goin home to the missus lookin like dale winton.lol

That's a classic quote!!!

 

[Nilz]

Bad news, but you guys crack me up!!!

Shes darker than me and im Indian!!!

 

[Caesium]

Nasty, looks like a proper chav.
Some guy killed himself in Collier Row near where I used to live in exactly the same way, his head came right off and his car ended up in someone's front garden, they came out to investigate and found a headless corpse at the wheel. nice.

 

[Kontraband]

Nasty, looks like a proper chav.
Some guy killed himself in Collier Row near where I used to live in exactly the same way, his head came right off and his car ended up in someone's front garden, they came out to investigate and found a headless corpse at the wheel. nice.

I couldnt even imagine coming out to see that!

 

[fingermouse]

another guy loosing his head over a woman .........................

 

[Sparky Mark]

I couldnt even imagine coming out to see that!

Are you talking about the headless corpse, or the bloke's missus?

 

[ADEY]

some of these comments fellas
wonder what'll happen to the Aston?

 

[voorhees]

Mr Mellin certainly was in charge of his own destiny,he run up debts so she has not one penny.
If it was me I think someone else would of come along with me

 

[AndyMac]

That'll be an interesting insurance claim on the Aston, I'd imagine it won't be covered!

 

[benw123]

I feel sorry for whoever it was that found the corpse! I assume the Aston must have eventually rolled into something, and that interior must be a mess - grim.

 

[quattrojames]

I feel sorry for whoever it was that found the corpse! I assume the Aston must have eventually rolled into something, and that interior must be a mess - grim.

Suicide is selfish :end_of_discction:

 

[Nickynibbles]

Suicide is selfish :end_of_discction:

No thats not the lyrics to the MASH theme tune!

 

[quattrojames]

No thats not the lyrics to the MASH theme tune!

Lol well I can't see it was painless in this example .....

 

[dansansome]

i would have thought it would have been instant. depending on how much rope slack/speed was used

 

[marriedblonde]

Or whether he had been a boy scout...

 

[ALPINE]

nasty story, but keeps me in a job!! lol

1 question tho... what does the salesman say when they ask about the previous owner of the aston??

 

[Neilybabs]

"The previous owner wasn't very headstrong"?

 

[dansansome]

the previous owner let it go because it was too much of a headturner for him to handle

 

[Neilybabs]

"The previous owner couldn't handle it as he felt he was roped into buying it"

 

[Nickynibbles]

The previous owner was head over heels about the car but couldnt live with all the tie ups of ownership any longer!!

 

[marriedblonde]

The car was so great that the previous owner lost his head....

 

[Neilybabs]

We were ASTONished to find that the previous owner could knot put up with his wife after a blazing row came to a head.

 

[Nickynibbles]

And the fugly wife must of thought "i've given him some of the best years of my life and he does this, that garoted-ude for you!!"

I'll get my coat......................

 

[Neilybabs]

....I've already called the cab

 

[ALPINE]

lmao @ you lot!!

 

[quattrojames]

 

[Kontraband]

HAHAHAAHHA you lot!