Message from the BORED

ok to be honest this is getting really boring now,

am suprise Admin/Mods havent deleted this yet !
 
Really hope this doesnt go for too long without being closed... Went on for 185pages on that Alfa site... god those people must not have a life
 
grathies said:
Really hope this doesnt go for too long without being closed... Went on for 185pages on that Alfa site... god those people must not have a life
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The BORED is strong and shall live on!
 
Gotta ask then

If the BORED (believe thats spannish for ****-pieces) are an Alien race... Why do they have a Copyright and TradeMark? Surely their exempt from earths rules on TradeMarks and Copyrights?

With © & ™ your saying that you are following leaders and rules, contrary to your post just above mine...
 
grathies
MTM = My Tiny Manhood!

What was your question grathiesTiny ManhoodofAUDI?
 
Wow, for aliens you guys sure cant read...

If the BORED are an Alien race... Why do they have a Copyright and TradeMark? Surely their exempt from earths rules on TradeMarks and Copyrights?

Why am I even bothering with this really? Its the kinda thing Id expect in a Yahoo Chat Room from some pre-pubecent kids
 
If people stopped responding to this turgid *****, they would eventually **** off back to their own forum and not waste valubale database space and bandwidth on here.
 
Well your probably not fit

Therefore Im not gonna post in here again, Im not wasting engergy typing to you when it could be spent tapping up some decent tallent

K TNX BYE
 
grathies said:
Therefore Im not gonna post in here again, Im not wasting engergy typing to you when it could be spent tapping up some decent tallent

K TNX BYE
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what is this tallent ? and what is engergy? are you getting too excited ?

You are not ready For the BORED
 
golf said:
If people stopped responding to this turgid *****, they would eventually **** off back to their own forum and not waste valubale database space and bandwidth on here.
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Agreed !!!
 
OK OK OK...

First of all, Evil Baby of BORED... Cake? Have your fill... > http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showthread.php?t=46877

Next, technical differences you can assimilate...

At Audi we have strong metal alloys for construction, along with carbon fibre and clever polymers. These differ greatly to the wicker, wool and blancmange you Alfa folks will be used to. Also, for propulsion we use cleverly engineered internal combustion engines, if you assimilate these your hamsters can have a rest ;)

And finally, I'm a little confused about your cube... We have pictures further back in the thread but they don't sit right with me; surely it'd look something a little more like this?...

Regards,

Rob.


;) ...

alphacube.gif
 
Thank you Factionone for your cake!

I shall have the Easter cupcake! Looks very tasty, next point of call is the Voddy.

Do your AUDI cars of this BORED have enough storage room for my Voddy!

The CUBE has enough storage space for a months Voddy! Can your Audi compete?
 
Thankyou FactionOneofAUDI...:mad: :mad: :mad:

Observing acts of hostilities from other of your kind is futile.... :mad: :mad: :mad:

But FactionOneofAUDI we have searched your primitave media to confirm your belief of fire with Alfa's and found that you Huumans have mostly posted video's of Audi's on FIRE...

We are confused...there is no evidence of disrupter or phaser fire with your mode of transportation....

Why would you wish to travel in a vehicle that will explode for no reason :mad: :mad:

It appears you have not the knowledge of an anti-matter containment field or wish to use, to protect your primitive combusion units... :mad: :mad: :mad:

Are your lives worthless that you care to not to do such things....

[ytv]uUIjpxEAaOw[/ytv]

be BORED
 
People of AUDI

We the collective have heard a phrase sex on wheels...

We wish to share with you what this phrase means - the beauty of ALFA

alfa00001.jpg



We the BORED will add your distinctiveness and add it to our own :mad: :mad: :mad:


COMPLY

You will be assimilated :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Mods - Admin

Our Cube will be shortly leaving orbit....

I hope for some you have seen the funny side of things - I can see our posts have had lots of views - with some banter good and bad.......

As a Spartan I can only say for the people that saw it for what it was a practical joke, that permission was sought from Olly K...to give you guys a bit of a laugh....People ofAUDI I salute you....:mad: :mad: :mad:

However we now have a guy Gran Tourismo turning up on your site....to slag members of AO

he is not well liked and behaves like a petulant child...

For that reason we do not want to spread an internal parasite onto your site.....as that was/is the last thing we wanted to do...

for those that saw the funny side :thumbsup:

for those that did not....:p

Take care dudes...I like looking at your cars....especially from the rearview mirror :w00t:


Chris
 
Well done to you guys who saw it as a joke, we wish you well
and hope we did not offend anyone.

Live long be BORED
 
No offence taken on my part. I just though you were mad!!

A bit of fun never hurts.

Cheers,
 
I though jokes were supposed to be funny??? :think:
 
Meh ! No offence taken, we know our cars are superior to yours ( maybe not mine as its broken again,lol) so you had to be joking,lol
 
Kontraband said:
yeah, sorry Chris... someone is wayyyyyy to bored!!! :yes:
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It is a pun that few get at first ;)

we post inane rubbish because we are bored...

mostly bored at work....(I didn't say that boss - I am really getting on with my work) Shhh *now you nearly got me into trouble...:l:lmfao:


Chris :)
 
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