Darling can suck my salty balls! How on earth that clown has charge of the UK's fincances is beyond me!
Ali - PM, ive made a huge **** up of the DWP, what can I do??
PM - Here you are Darling, here's the Department of Transport, now be a good boy and dont **** that up, or I'll spank yer bum!
Ali -PM, ive made a mahoosive **** up of Transport, shall I resign and sign on, they know me in the Jobcentre, I made a load of em unemployed a few years back?
PM - Nah mate, have the UK's financial balance instead!!!
Sorry for the impromptu play, but i hate the twatt and the way he has jet black eye brows, like slugs parked on his face! Kinda like David Blunkett stuck em there after a game of, 'Stick the fake comedy eyebrows' on the muppet!