What do you hate???

Just remind me where's your fa cup?

I think you'll find Liverpool has won 7 FA Cups compared to..... Let me see...... Oh yes, 1 for Wigan
We won't go in to the 5 European trophies or the 18 league titles, 8 League cups etc.....

Yes, we didn't win the Title this year, but we're a lot closer to winning it than Wigan will ever be.
 
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When you fix something on your car, break something else in the process and find other parts that you need to fix cause someone else has broke them.

So 1 step forward and 2 step backs when fixing cars.
 
Wanting more food after eating food but know you wanted less food before eating food and can't work out why you want more food after eating food when before you did not want that much food.


I'm off to the shop!!
 
The latest Stella Artois commercial.

The marketeers dreamworld perception of culture and class:

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The reality:

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Soon as I pressed the button to post that post I thought "someone is going to say some prossie joke but who" and left it.
Should have known it would be Ads.

And no, working on the car in the street.
 
How most car cleaning polishes / sealants in a bottle don't flow out.

Getting any polish out at our house tends to go like this:

>You turn the bottle upside down and squeeze, nothing comes out,
>you squeeze a little harder, the bottle lets out a loud wet shart alerting the neighbours who are outside pruning their begonia you may have a bowel problem
>you shut the lid, flick the bottle to try and get the now paste like contents to the top of the bottle
> you turn it over, re-open the lid but the pressure build up means it still won't flow
>you squeeze even harder out of frustration, the bottle blows it's load and you end up wearing the top ¼ contents of the bottle on your face / clothes / driveway, none goes onto the cloth or the car
 
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Ironically it was AG Metal Polish that is making my black T-Shirt look like I've jizzed on myself, I've just cleaned my exhaust and put it in the for sale section!
 
Sorry not footie related - Ebay's parts compatibility checker, apparently I own 3 freakishly unusual cars, absolutely nothing fits any of them, WTF is that all about?
 
Ironically it was AG Metal Polish that is making my black T-Shirt look like I've jizzed on myself, I've just cleaned my exhaust and put it in the for sale section!

Polished your exhaust? Oooh er madam.

Sorry, Sainsbury's doing Tobermory Malt for £25 a bottle, outstanding but wish I hadn't opened it.

PS- also hate evaporating whisky, 12quids worth has mysteriously vanished
 
I hate when the wine bottle is empty and you don't have any more in the fridge. :faint:
 
Yes only the white, red likes to warm up a bit.
 
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