Pasta!!!!

[cuke2u]

Came out from one of my school's annex buildings to find some kid had thrown his left over pasta all over the roof and rear window of my car. Nice one, if I'd caught him I would probably been arrested myself for beating him up, and he damm well deserved a hiding too. Had to drive home leaving a trail of pasta behind me then when I got there I looked stupid washing my car in the dark, with rain pee'ing down.
I hope I've not got an unlucky car...

 

[Scott]

Little f*ckers

 

[lloydie1994]

What a little P**ck! Was it not parked near any cctv? Some people just have to ruin other peoples stuff. Probably jealous thats the usual scenario.

 

[PilotAudi]

Probably been watching spaghetti westerns. You are brave taking a car into school!

 

[cuke2u]

No CCTV unfortunately as there is none on this building. I assume it was a 6th form kid as they use the footpath through the school as a short cut. I'd parked it carefully too, deciding not to use the main parking where the parents go...

 

[cuke2u]

Probably been watching spaghetti westerns. You are brave taking a car into school!

As I work at three different schools so I have no choice, however I'm very careful in where I park to avoid parents..

 

[Ecosphere]

Yeh, understand the annoyance, look on the bright side tho' wasn't "El dente"

 

[PilotAudi]

It could have still been in a tin! ;-)

 

[Oyster]

I Ffeel your anger! I hate the complete lack of respect people have for others' cars.

I am a great believer in what goes around comes around. Don't worry he/she will get it back ten fold one day.

 

[STERLING VOID]

That sucks!

sorry to hear, atleast I little soapy water can fix it.

 

[CraigI]

Came out from one of my school's annex buildings to find some kid had thrown his left over pasta all over the roof and rear window of my car. Nice one, if I'd caught him I would probably been arrested myself for beating him up, and he damm well deserved a hiding too. Had to drive home leaving a trail of pasta behind me then when I got there I looked stupid washing my car in the dark, with rain pee'ing down.
I hope I've not got an unlucky car...

Are you a teacher?

 

[cuke2u]

No I'm not I am a IT technician for three schools, and I certainly know it wasn't any of our kids involved as they wouldn't be able this as my car was down there after school had emptied. Its a special school so no child leaves without an escort anyway....

 

[CraigI]

No I'm not I am a IT technician for three schools, and I certainly know it wasn't any of our kids involved as they wouldn't be able this as my car was down there after school had emptied. Its a special school so no child leaves without an escort anyway....

If your reaction is that you would beat a kid up over throwing pasta on your car, I'm very happy you aren't working with kids!
No harm done, we've all been kids once in our lives.

Do you also have a machine gun or a machete for seagulls????

 

[Leeber]

A blunderbuss would be better!

 

[cuke2u]

Red hot poker up some orifice, and Craig I think you need more empathy with the victim not the perpetrator. I obviously work with kids all day but none of mine would do such a thing as we teach them to have more respect for other peoples property...

 

[lloydie1994]

Keys, Doors, Food, Handbags and Sh*tehawks are my worst nightmare when it comes to car exteriors.
Some gobby respectless imbecile doesnt imo deserve the "hes only a kid" treatment.

ps obviously paint stripper is top of the list for exterior meltdowns.

 

[Johnnyb]

It's a shame he didn't linguine around for longer, then you could have used a penne to get the little sh**s details..

I would have said "fusilli little b****d, i think you need to be tortellini a lesson, al forno the police next time!!"

Sorry, couldn't resist, i do feel for you, there is nothing worse than someone or something messing with your pride and joy, that's why i park 73 miles away from other cars in any car park!

 

[cuke2u]

Keys, Doors, Food, Handbags and Sh*tehawks are my worst nightmare when it comes to car exteriors.
Some gobby respectless imbecile doesnt imo deserve the "hes only a kid" treatment.

ps obviously paint stripper is top of the list for exterior meltdowns.

In the past I had a car covered in paint stripper and all four tyres slashed. Trouble was the bloke got the wrong flaming car!!

 

[JohnM100]

Ouch! Makes the time someone threw an egg on a previous car of mine not seem so bad. Even though it oozed into the ventilation system and rotted. It stank for 2 years no matter how many times I cleaned it....

 

[Buneet]

Better than some drunk f***** throwing a bottle on my bonnet... Left a great bit dent on the 'streamlined' part of the bonnet... Had to pay £170 to get it hammered out and sprayed... There was CCTV but it was too far away to even see anything.