ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

House further up north I hope!

Further south from my current position.
Going where the sun is.

 

[Jay A3]

Any further you will cross the sea to Spain

 

[ScottD3]

Any further you will cross the sea to Spain

Not going that far.

would not want to.
Even less work.

 

[superkarl]

Not going that far.

would not want to.
Even less work.

i wish you'd **** off as far as possible to be honest

 

[ScottD3]

i wish you'd **** off as far as possible to be honest

I know you don't mean that.

 

[superkarl]

There is 300 miles between us, and frankly that isnt enough for me to live comfortably.
Your very existence is hard to live with, never mind being on the same *** island

 

[ScottD3]

There is 300 miles between us, and frankly that isnt enough for me to live comfortably.
Your very existence is hard to live with, never mind being on the same *** island

You are a strange man.

 

[jojo]

You are a strange man.

He's not a man, he's an alien!

 

[ScottD3]

He's not a man, he's an alien!

He's a Scouser that likes putting cheese stuffed chicken (You must say chicken in the worst possible Scouse accent possible.) rapped in bacon on a BBQ.

chickkkkkkkkkeeeeennnnnnnnn.


Been in work for 30mins and bored already.

 

[egesford]

Anyone else stuck on the m5?

 

[Jason.s]

He`s not scouse he`s an imposter! His accent is almost as non-descript as mine or Freds.

 

[ScottD3]

Anyone else stuck on the m5?

Nope.
stuck in work.

He`s not scouse he`s an imposter! His accent is almost as non-descript as mine or Freds.

until he says chicken, calm down and some other random words that I can't remember.

 

[Ultra Violent]

Accrinton Stanley!!!! Who are they???? Exactly. The test of a true Scouser.

I'm suing Rockstar for ruining my already poor social life!!
Thank God they haven't sorted out the online problems or I'd have to get my Mrs to write this. Lol.

Nearly Friday. WooHoo.

 

[Westy]

Just watched "this is the end". So Fcn funny. Anyone else seen it?

 

[superkarl]

Yes! I nearly died in the cinema.
It will be a classic that on, one of the best lads comedies ever

 

[Innocence80]

Just watched "this is the end". So Fcn funny. Anyone else seen it?

Never heard of it, is it worth a watch?

 

[ScottD3]

Never heard of it, is it worth a watch?

Yup.

This Is the End (2013) - IMDb

 

[Nicki]

Thank Crunchie it's Friday.

Hope you're all OK. Doesn't look like I've missed much this week!

 

[ScottD3]

Everyone given up drinking or has life taken a dull turn side ways and nothing happening?

I'm looking at houses and trying to buy one, bored of it already.
Only been doing it for 2 weeks.

 

[g60leigh]

Everyone given up drinking or has life taken a dull turn side ways and nothing happening?

I'm looking at houses and trying to buy one, bored of it already.
Only been doing it for 2 weeks.

I know a good financial advisor.
Sorted my mortgage out. Then phoned me up last month to tell me the fixed rate deal I had was expiring and they had found me a better rate saving £96 a month and no fees.

 

[Jason.s]

Pubs dead just shut it down...

 

[ScottD3]

I know a good financial advisor.
Sorted my mortgage out. Then phoned me up last month to tell me the fixed rate deal I had was expiring and they had found me a better rate saving £96 a month and no fees.

Bit far to go innit?

 

[g60leigh]

Bit far to go innit?

We have telephones up here in the civilised part of the country Scott 😉

 

[ScottD3]

We have telephones up here in the civilised part of the country Scott ������

I thought you northern lot was further back than us.
Weldone :thumbsup:


I'll drop you a message mate.

 

[superkarl]

they might be cups on a string, but theyre still telephones

 

[ScottD3]

I hate being bored I buy things that I might not really need.

Bought 10 rolls of insulation tape, 1000 latex gloves and a bike rack.

 

[Westy]

I hate being bored I buy things that I might not really need.

Bought 10 rolls of insulation tape, 1000 latex gloves and a bike rack.

You'll need that lot for the next body you dispose of.....

 

[superkarl]

And thats just the tape.
We know he likes to keep one hand soft for the kiddies, glove filled with vasaline

 

[ScottD3]

And thats just the tape.
We know he likes to keep one hand soft for the kiddies, glove filled with vasaline

You been reading of mice and men again or drawing from personal experience?

 

[coatesy]

Friday Friday friday Friday FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

 

[Sandra]

​Afternoon all, for those of you attending ADI tomorrow, have a great day, for everyone else, have a great weekend. x

 

[Westy]

ADI is going to be wetter then an otters pocket!

 

[kwistof]

ADI is going to be wetter then an otters pocket!

Quattro FTW lol

I'm hoping to see lots of bumper to bumper action at the BTCC at Brands on the Sunday

 

[jojo]

I'm going to ADI in a 2wd! Lol

 

[coatesy]

im working this weekend ....

 

[g60leigh]

im working this weekend ....

Me too bud 😒

 

[Westy]

I'm on call and the phone went off at 02:30!

 

[s3dave]

I'm on call and the phone went off at 02:30!

Yeah and you answered it....

 

[Westy]

Yeah and you answered it....

Fcn had too! I wasn't happy. Took me ages to get back to sleep afterwards too.

 

[s3dave]

to tackle the morning glory....