ASN's Pub

ScottB5 said:
Got any blokes in your office? :p
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SCOTT! your getting married!.................... to a woman!...... don't be going all michael barrymore on the poor lass! :tapedshut:
nicki, you must really be good with your hands, and know exactly which buttons to press!.........................................................to wear the keyboard out! :ninja:
alexander, my little middlesbro' meerkat, have a very messy time mate! enjoy your bit self but do not forget the parmo! :arco:


happy friday publicans! ;)
 
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Happy B'day for tomorrow Coatesy.
I'll say it now coz chances are tomorrow you'll probably lose the ability to read...... Or speak.... Make sensible decisions e.t.c.
 
Happy birthday Coatesy!

Just got in - brilliant night out with my work lot. Ears ringing, feet throbbing & hoarse from singing! :laugh: Night all x
 
Or even "block and roll"?

No hangover, which is a bonus. Need to get motivated now & pop into town. Poker night tonight so may need a tactical nap this afternoon...
 
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Well that's me booked the car in for a Stage 1 next weekend.
Looking forward to it, been thinking about it for a while.
I'll let folks know how I get on after next Sat.
 
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Happy birthday alex.

Well I just got to the hotel remembered wash stuff and toothpaste brush etc but forgot my tickets :banghead:
 
rhubarb4 said:
Happy birthday alex.

Well I just got to the hotel remembered wash stuff and toothpaste brush etc but forgot my tickets :banghead:
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Sorry to hear that dude.
 

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Aitp was cracking today and great to catch up with you guys that attended, not only did I forget my tickets I also forgot my suncream lol

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least I made it safely there after sharing a room with Scotty lol
 
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Is it friday yet? If not why not? Atleast im off thursday for my b`day anyway.
 
Belated birthday wishes, hope you had a good one!

Back at work today :-( but only for a week then im off again! Yay!
 
Ultra Violent said:
Ouch. That looks stingy!!
are you sure those marks aren't from AutoErotic asphyxiation??
You did share a room with Scotty. Lol.
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it was only my shoulders that were sore no other areas were affected or touched lol

ScottB5 said:
Hang on. I'm all sweet and innocent. I don't know what you are talking about :ninja:

Morning peeps.

Monday...............That is all.
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morning Scotty, you recovered then. Feeling a bit burned today.
 
Morning scotty, well afternoon now. It was red hot here half hour ago but raing now ***
 
The rain is heading our way, big black clouds in the sky!

I'm loaded with cold and feeling mega tired today! Anyone fancy giving me a foot rub? :nyah:
 
Afternoon all,

Feeling sketchy to say the least here. Stomach churning & daren't eat anything. Can someone bring me a hot water bottle & some sympathy please? :(
 
Nicki said:
Afternoon all,

Feeling sketchy to say the least here. Stomach churning & daren't eat anything. Can someone bring me a hot water bottle & some sympathy please? :(
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There is now a Chez shaped hole in his workshop/home wall as he runs out to the car, speeding down to the shop to pick up hot water bottle, fresh rag and then off to the pharmacy for some 'special' soothing ingredients.
Then its on to the open road where he can push his 2.0L of pure TDI power to its max as he races down to you before its to late and the invitation is retracted.


Or he just stays home, drinks loads of stella's and passes out while hugging a pillow rocking backwards and forwards while saying "hush Nicki, it will be ok. I'll make you feel better" in hush tones in to the pillow.
 
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