ow do pub crew!
im so rough from Saturday. sat on the helpdesk all day isnt the best.
"Hello IT Service Desk Alex speaking"
every five minuets of my day to then get up there own ar$e people to go iv forgot my password and its your fault!
wooooo happy days.
cant wait for inters. party in my pants all weekend!
I get the same mate but its followed with "Phone the service desk, they will be able to help you." Hangs up the phone. "How many *** times do I have to these people not to call us direct!! Fk it, I'm unplugging my phone!!".
"Scott, can you plug your phone back in please, users might need to phone you."
"But they should not phone, you said it your self, all work should be done through the service desk and not use directly."
"they might need to ask for advice or help"
"then they should phone the service desk, I'm busy!!"
"Busy on facebook and ASN?"
"yeah, that's busy, it keeps me entertained my brain ticking along. A like this **** hole job that keeps my dumb and my mind numb."
"You know where the door is"
"yeah, its over there open so all the *** users can walk in and bug me while I'm trying to troll a forum, I get half way through a post and they come in and interrupt my trolling with some simple dumb *** question of how move to a PC and will it effect port security. YOU *** KNOW THIS ANSWER, YOU LOGGED A CALL ABOUT IT YESTERDAY YOU FAT ****!!"
"you feel any better now?"
"yeah a little bit, I got to create some accounts"
"well hopefully they will break in a fun and interesting way to give you something to do."
"hopefully I will win the lottery and I get to **** on everyones desk as a leaving present but I don't see that happening."
"would you really **** on everyones desk?"
"no not really, I'd do my 4 weeks notice and walk out with my head held high as I get in to my A8 and drive off down the road with Frank playing. What would you do?"
"I'd **** on everyones desk while having two pencils up my nose, some underpants on head and run out of the office yelling[FONT=arial, sans-serif] [/FONT]Whooble"
"Nice, have fun with that. I'm off have a latte."
I need to get out more.