ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

Crazy is like double the height of karl.
David and Goliath?

Anyone want a polo aerial?

 

[superkarl]

Ok then Karl, seen as you think you're an Internet bad *** let's do this.

I think you're Gay. So there.

yeh, well i think youre gay!

 

[s3dave]

It is nearly KICKOFF THURSDAY...although the days have been out of wack these days, for the last couple of weeks....

I may be confused Karl, i was thinking i could powder coat all of my engine bits while its in tiny bits and got a rod......

Then it went...... thinking how much this is going to cost, and i am out of the fold it seems with this new tfsi turbo ...very hush hush

 

[kwistof]

I love cars #justsaying

Everything on my Instagram/Facebook/Twitter is cars cars cars!lol

 

[s3dave]

Anyone want a polo aerial?

Thought you loved that rod? nearly taking it to a plastic surgeon with your pants around your ankles, frothing at the mouth, mumbling replicate this?

 

[ScottD3]

Thought you loved that rod? nearly taking it to a plastic surgeon with your pants around your ankles, frothing at the mouth, mumbling replicate this?

You been drinking more and than normal?

 

[ScottD3]

Friday tomorrow.
WooHoo
But first I must survive today.
Wish me luck.

 

[crazy88]

awww, the stage 2 remap thread was just getting fun too! I was all set up for a second evening of violence, but jojo spoilt it

 

[Westy]

Was good while it lasted.

 

[s3dave]

awww, the stage 2 remap thread was just getting fun too! I was all set up for a second evening of violence, but jojo spoilt it

Question is why wasnt it closed yesterday then?
Got extra beer vodka and popcorn and everything....

 

[16Klappe]

It was pretty factual until the last hour.

 

[Westy]

It was pretty factual until the last hour.

I'm now interested about the truth behind that story...

 

[jojo]

Aye, I let it run, but it become so off tangent in the end, I had no choice!.

 

[crazy88]

Yeah me too. Had the dude had like 2 posts i'd have said he was clearly stirring it up, but he's been around a while. The truth may never prevail now though. Oh well.

 

[kwistof]

Strange you'd sit on it for that long until now....and also strange revo would never have mentioned anything to Bill. Something's fishy...

 

[superkarl]

There is a DEAD GOOD film on film4 called the reef!

 

[Westy]

There is a DEAD GOOD film on film4 called the reef!

No it's poo!

 

[crazy88]

Karl is quite clearly gay remember. He therefore has poop taste.

 

[16Klappe]

I know him well and have heard the story many times...

You can all guess my opinion.

 

[Westy]

I know him well and have heard the story many times...

You can all guess my opinion.

You mean for once you're not going to express your opinion all over this forum?!

 

[s3dave]

Thats what i mean its like he has been gagged?

Anyway friday tomoz...

 

[Westy]

Thats what i mean its like he has been gagged?

Anyway friday tomoz...

I'll be on te golf course with a beer in hand.

 

[superkarl]

I was being sarcastic you helmet! Of course its terrible! Funny tho

Fred tell me youre not going to be wearing a pastel pink polo shirt and white trousers with golf shoes, maybe a flat cap aswell???

 

[16Klappe]

Is kick off Thursday tied in with my day off by any chance?

Sorry lads, not been true to form recently. I have been working most Thursdays this month.

 

[superkarl]

Things just seem to kick off every thursday, its weird, just a crazy coincidence, never fails to amaze us.

 

[Westy]

Fred tell me youre not going to be wearing a pastel pink polo shirt and white trousers with golf shoes, maybe a flat cap aswell???

I'm not that bad mate. All plain colours. No point drawing attention to yourself when you're not very at something!

 

[Jason.s]

Golfs only good for the **** up at the end..so why not skip the golf and get right to the drinking? Especially if you're no good. Or just go to the driving range then get smashed...

 

[crazy88]

Cam, do you still have they tt? I'm almost getting tempted by one for a second car, and I like the one you posted in the tt forum.

You like the cars?

 

[s3dave]

Umad bro?

 

[jojo]

Morning mofos!

Something amusing happened to my Dad the other day. He was pulled up onto a stage to pick a random raffle ticket out of a tumbler, and once he pulled the ticket out, he gave it to the organiser to read the number out on his mic, he repeated it a few times, and no one claimed it, so he suggested they do a redraw, as everyone should have been in the room! It was at this point, my Dad reached into his pocket and realised he had drawn himself! Haha

He won a bottle of red wine!

 

[kwistof]

Golfs only good for the **** up at the end..so why not skip the golf and get right to the drinking? Especially if you're no good. Or just go to the driving range then get smashed...

Went on a stag do last year, and for the daytime activity it involved 15 lads, 4 bottles on sambuca + shot glasses on a golf course with buggys. For every shot you go over par - you have a shot I hated golf up until this day!

 

[crazy88]

Umad bro?

Possibly. I have been lookint at a3's and s3's also. I also looked at a Fiat Coupe, so cheap!! (probably with good reason)

 

[s3dave]

S3 we can talk shop then....

 

[crazy88]

chat away then neil!

 

[Jason.s]

Dont look at fcn Coupes for god sake Neil Sr

 

[superkarl]

Neil Sr, buy a random piece of crap for a while, then after about 2 months and youve saved around 10 thousan dorra, buy a b6 S4 :thumbsup:

 

[coatesy]

morning gay, its Friday, im off, weather is pap.

having a date with chez later on. we are going dogging i think.

i hear rumors that some of you aren't coming to inters.. this is not acceptable sort it out !

 

[Westy]

I'm Neil you spaz cakes. Just on the 19th hole, smashed 3 pints of San Miguel on an empty stomach OMG!

Another round after this!

Crazy, buy an S3 and join the gang.

Kwistof, that's one of the best golf ideas I've ever heard. They should introduce that into the pro tour.

 

[superkarl]

19th hole??
what kind of golf course are you on??

 

[Westy]

The 19th hole is the bar you plum!