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people who spit in the street when walking in front of u
unhorse little plastic ties that hold cool stuff in boxes
and most of all ....people who borrow my stuff and fu** it up
 
"Bug reports" (I use the term very loosely) consisting entirely of the the statement "site crashes all the time" with no contextual information as the what they were trying to do, or under what environment/conditions the failure occurred. Next person that files a report like that is getting killed to death with my coffee cup.

(FWIW, turned out to be some unrelated dodgy browser toolbar thingy choking the life out of their machine... blame my software, will you?! Oh, its on!)
 
Well when you put it like that. Typical female mentality should have known there would have been a ulterior motive in the suggestion.
 
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Moaners, people who moan day in day out, and think the whole world is against them, when it is actually themselves to blame. And with all that energy wasted on moaning, they could have got some sh!t done, instead of moaning why their workload is ever increasing!
 
jojo said:
Moaners, people who moan day in day out, and think the whole world is against them, when it is actually themselves to blame. And with all that energy wasted on moaning, they could have got some sh!t done, instead of moaning why their workload is ever increasing!
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stop moaning and get some work done! jeez
 
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Family leaving the milk out before I get breakfast so it's warm grrr
cold toilet seat.
People doing just under the speed limit so my cruise is either to fast or to slow.
Birds sh*tting on my car after cleaning it, also dust and flies making it dirty.
people moaning there knakerd!! Just man the **** up!
Neighbours grass being a mess, how can they look at it and not be ashamed...
 
What do I hate - benefit scroungers, bleeding the country dry :gun2:
 
Also one other thing is when my car rattles!!!
GOD so annoying slowly finding the source of them, but the back parcel shelf has me stumped!
 
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- the mumps (face has looked like a hamster for 2 weeks)
- walking into barbers to find 3 people waiting for your barber already
- missing royal mail delivery to have to wait another 2 days for them to bring it to their local depo for you to collect it. why not try deliver again tommorow like other companies do?!
- spots
 
-People that don't use indicators and just pretty much drive straight at you and in to the lane you're already occupying....Am I expected to guess what lane you want to go in or which exit at the roundabout you're going to use pal?

-Followed swiftly on to people who use their indicators once the maneuver has already taken place....Yeah nice one...as long as you feel like you've let us know what you're doing AFTER it's ****** happened, then that's all well and good. NOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

-Finally those people who have fallen ill of Clarksonism - where by people believe everything that old grumpy man says is truthful and has a valid point. No it's not...he is a geriatric old fashioned man that is a presenter/entertainer and says things to stay in the news to get some limelight and pull in some extra viewings and a wider audience for his show.

Anyway- that will do for today.
 
When people just stop after they've had a bit of a ding with another car!

No matter where they are, like this morning on the outside lane after Micra shunted a van. No major damage at all but they thought it would be a good idea to stop and get out of their cars and swap details! Why not stop 100 yards further up where there is a layby!

Made me 15 minutes late for work!!
 
People that think its ok to speed at 3am on an empty road, then boast about it on public web forums.
Speeding is not ok, stop.
 
I absolutely hate it when you spend hours cleaning your car....dry it all down, add wax/polish, making sure there's no streaks or water marks.

You take it out in the lovely sunshine and the first **** you bump into thinks it will be a great time to spray there wipers and empty half of his tank all over the front of my car freshly polished car and immaculately un-streak free windscreen :banghead:
 
kwistof said:
I absolutely hate it when you spend hours cleaning your car....dry it all down, add wax/polish, making sure there's no streaks or water marks.

You take it out in the lovely sunshine and the first **** you bump into thinks it will be a great time to spray there wipers and empty half of his tank all over the front of my car freshly polished car and immaculately un-streak free windscreen :banghead:
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Would it be childish to drive in front of them and do the same?!
 
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Not childish, just stupid. He'd be soaking his own car again. :tocktock:
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Yep....

Maybe I'm a bit OCD....but after i clean my car and windscreen, I try and refrain from using the windscreen wipers as they'll bring up the wiper marks again that i just got rid of! lol
 
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kwistof said:
Maybe I'm a bit OCD....but after i clean my car and windscreen, I try and refrain from using the windscreen wipers as they'll bring up the wiper marks again that i just got rid of! lol
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I am totally with you on this... and doesn't it always seem that the one time you think "i'll just do a really quick splash of the washers to move that bug splat", the car decides its time to fire the headlight jets too, and the whole front of the car gets a nice foamy bath! :)
 
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I am totally with you on this... and doesn't it always seem that the one time you think "i'll just do a really quick splash of the washers to move that bug splat", the car decides its time to fire the headlight jets too, and the whole front of the car gets a nice foamy bath! :)
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Ohhhh see I have solved that problem early on through Audi ownership.....

The bumper jets for your headlights will ONLY come on with a continuous 3 seconds or so of pulling back the wiper stalk to activate the washer AND you must have the lights on.

So with the lights off = no problem
With the lights on and do not need to clean the headlights = several very short bursts of pulling the wiper stalk back ;-)

This works on my 2000 8L model S3 - not sure about the rest of the Audi range but I expect there the same. I also expect the newer more posh Audi's could have it coded out for good if you wanted?
 
People trying to talk to me while they are going a toilet.
I'm trying to walk out the door and let them pee but nooooooooooooooooo they have stand there with their willy in hand trying to start a conversation with me.
Shut up, I've done my poo, now do your wee and talk to me when you've washed your hands!!
 
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People that park up on my side of the road, but facing me instead of the flow of traffic. I have no issues with the parking whatsoever actually, but when you decide it's time to go, you feel stupid don't you now? Because no one wants to let you out, you can't just blend into the flow of traffic, the guy moving(me for example) has to make a full stop to let you out! And as a man of eco, I refuse to stop, it's more economical for me just to carry on! HA! :laugh:
 
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People that park up on my side of the road, but facing me instead of the flow of traffic. I have no issues with the parking whatsoever actually, but when you decide it's time to go, you feel stupid don't you now? Because no one wants to let you out, you can't just blend into the flow of traffic, the guy moving(me for example) has to make a full stop to let you out! And as a man of eco, I refuse to stop, it's more economical for me just to carry on! HA! :laugh:
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When they do this but leave their headlights on annoys me.
 
When you walk out of the toilet at work after a poo and one of the fit women you work with is walking past at the same time and gets a big waft of it...... happened about 10 minutes ago to me! :crying:
 
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When you walk out of the toilet at work after a poo and one of the fit women you work with is walking past at the same time and gets a big waft of it...... happened about 10 minutes ago to me! :crying:
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or you accidentally move too quick and do a silent fart that you know is gonna make peoples eyebrows drop off.

then everyone is like who did this (including the girl) and you have to pretend your really annoyed too to deflect suspicion :sadlike:
 
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- people who take pics of every meal they eat and post it up on facebook:no:
 
The house down my road which is full of Chavs who think its 'cool' to listen to Rave at 6 in the morning and dance in the street drinking alcohol. Absolute bunch of wasters.

Oh and their X reg Corsa with a Type R badge on it! :applaus:
 
Needing a poo when you have just had a shower.
 
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The tax man he ****** me off I could by a good used car every year with what he runs off with
 
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