ASN's Pub

[coatesy]

You really need to pace your self with packed lunches, if you have too,, get 1 item out....(assuming you didnt have a **** off uncut flatcake off course) then close it and move it away.....Nothing worse than peaking to early...but i guess you will enjoy your tea...

You need more self control, next time you have a parmo, throw half in the bin and say no scroats leave it...

I just can't control my self, I'm just a mess right now. I'm going to eat ice cream all night and talk about how I'm never going to look good in swimwear for gti inters and how all the other girls pick on me for been "curvey"


Westy I'd love to talk about it maybe over some wine and exotic cheese.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Westy I'd love to talk about it maybe over some wine and exotic cheese.

Nah nice glass of fine Port and some Cheese :icon_thumright:

 

[ScottD3]

I just can't control my self, I'm just a mess right now. I'm going to eat ice cream all night and talk about how I'm never going to look good in swimwear for gti inters and how all the other girls pick on me for been "curvey"


Westy I'd love to talk about it maybe over some wine and exotic cheese.

WTF is wrong with you man?

Someone kicked our your balls replaced them with a flange?

 

[coatesy]

WTF is wrong with you man?

Someone kicked our your balls replaced them with a flange?

Wth happened to your sence of humour you ugly donkey.

You really think I'm bothered what the other girls say? Pfft I'm fabulous!

 

[ScottD3]

Wth happened to your sence of humour you ugly donkey.

You really think I'm bothered what the other girls say? Pfft I'm fabulous!

My sense of humour has gone the same way as your manhood by the looks of it.

 

[Westy]

It's very *****y in here at the moment...

 

[superkarl]

why does scroatsey have bad rep??

 

[Westy]

why does scroatsey have bad rep??

Probably cos he deserves it

 

[ScottD3]

why does scroatsey have bad rep??

Cause he's a giant Vulva.


:thumbsup:

 

[camscockle20vT]

Iv just had a firkins sausage roll, cheese and tomatoe cob and a chocolate nuritment shake. Now I need a poo!

 

[superkarl]

ive fixed him. gave him some good rep and commented on his bum hole

 

[coatesy]

ive fixed him. gave him some good rep and commented on his bum hole

At least you care bro !

Really though I have bad rep.. wicked I worked hard for my green dots.

Anyway I'm super bored today and everyone is seeming quite lame in here was just trying to brighten the place up.

Still trying to find some alloys its a lame game looking at over priced circles.

 

[ScottD3]

I hate looking for alloys.

You made your mind up on what size or style you want?

 

[Westy]

****** alloy wheels!

Just buy some already.

 

[coatesy]

I hate looking for alloys.

You made your mind up on what size or style you want?

I have on the size 18's n 8/8.5j. I quite Like the axe ex10's and bbs lm reps

 

[superkarl]

ive just asked someone on piston heads how much they paid for a set of brand new revolution millenium wheels

alternative to compomotive mo6 that i cannot afford. ever

 

[Westy]

ive just asked someone on piston heads how much they paid for a set of brand new revolution millenium wheels

WTF are they? Any pics/stats?

 

[superkarl]

WTF are they? Any pics/stats?

use google. they're just like compomotive MO6 which i LOVE. i wanted either MO6, pro race 1.2, or rota torque. but these revolution wheels may be a cheaper alternative to the MO6's

 

[crazy88]

Afternoon bum lovers

 

[Westy]

Afternoon bum lovers

You are a bum, and I don't love you!

 

[coatesy]

Afternoon bum lovers

Hello you shaft sitter.


Its very nearly home time woot! :beer:

 

[ScottD3]

Afternoon bum lovers

 

[crazy88]

Hello you shaft sitter.


Its very nearly home time woot! :beer:

When you work from home, it's always home time!

You are a bum, and I don't love you!

Yes you do.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Something serious going down in Woolwich, well if you can believe Twitter.

Involving a machete gun and ARV - drug related.

 

[superkarl]

PHEWWWW.
guys, ive just got back from woolwich, what a mad day i've had.
anyway, best keep my head low

peace

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Apparently two drugged up nutters run some poor guy over then chopped his head off with a machete, ARV turned up and one of the alleged perps turned a gun onto an armed WPC so was dispatched with a few rounds.

All according to what my Mrs has found on Twitter (so may or may not be true).

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Hmm nice place Woolwich Police Called to Reports of Beheading, Shots Fired in London Street - IBTimes UK

 

[CHEZ]

Hmm nice place Woolwich Police Called to Reports of Beheading, Shots Fired in London Street - IBTimes UK

well that was a bit vague! not a very good reporter who wrote that!
it was just all full of, if's and maybe's!
i need facts god damn it!

 

[coatesy]

just a standard day in south east London..

Live Updates: Woolwich Terrorist Attack

 

[coatesy]

on a lighter note... i like these.

18" Axe EX1 1ne (Silver with Polished Rim) Alloy Wheels for Your Audi A3 All Models - Rimstyle.com

and these.

18" Axe EX10 10en (Silver with Polished Rim) Alloy Wheels for Your Audi A3 All Models - Rimstyle.com

 

[Westy]

Axe!!! More like hairy axe wound!

I had some similar wheels that I got slated for. They never fitted on my car in the end so I sold them on. Very jap like with te multi spoke an deep dish.

 

[Jason.s]

****** alloy wheels!

Just buy some already.

Rich coming from you lol

 

[Westy]

Rich coming from you lol

I gave up looking, I bought TT wheels, I've since shut up about alloys

 

[s3dave]

Axe!!! More like hairy axe wound!

I had some similar wheels that I got slated for. They never fitted on my car in the end so I sold them on. Very jap like with te multi spoke an deep dish.

Hey fred, nothing wrong with a nice rim..... i like them, but i would...

 

[s3dave]

just a standard day in south east London..

Live Updates: Woolwich Terrorist Attack

Well that escalated... terrorists..? We need to flush these sub human *******s out of our society...

 

[CHEZ]

Well that escalated... terrorists..? We need to flush these sub human *******s out of our society...

Totally agree! close the borders and let's start deporting them

 

[coatesy]

Axe!!! More like hairy axe wound!

I had some similar wheels that I got slated for. They never fitted on my car in the end so I sold them on. Very jap like with te multi spoke an deep dish.

I always like to get deep in some dish....

 

[Westy]

I always like to get deep in some dish....

And some axe wound!

 

[coatesy]

And some axe wound!

Hell yeah !

 

[CHEZ]

Good evening lady boys!
God I am bored and the telly is bobbins! What has everybody had for tea then?