ASN's Pub

[Sandra]

good evening,

Well done Chez, thats a lot of spam, lmao. You will soon be at #4000. Have a good day. x

 

[CHEZ]

at a size suitable for your girly hands.

i have quite large manly hands actually scott!

Who's up for trying this at a show/meet?

let me guess, you want to be in the middle?

 

[ScottD3]

i have quite large manly hands actually scott!

Why do you want a small phone?
Your coal digger shovel hands would just mash at the screen and you'll be worse than Damo at texting.

 

[CHEZ]

Why do you want a small phone?
Your coal digger shovel hands would just mash at the screen and you'll be worse than Damo at texting.

because scott for several reasons really!
firstly i do not want a phone the size of an i pad, secondly i wear a shirt at work and anything bigger than an iphone 5 will not fit in, this might sound trivial to an inbreed office lizard like yourself but it is a big problem to me! and thirdly i just do not like massive phones! i would go back to button handsets if they were not so pants!

 

[coatesy]

Who's up for trying this at a show/meet?

Ill be on top, chez knows how small and light my body is..

 

[coatesy]

because scott for several reasons really!
firstly i do not want a phone the size of an i pad, secondly i wear a shirt at work and anything bigger than an iphone 5 will not fit in, this might sound trivial to an inbreed office lizard like yourself but it is a big problem to me! and thirdly i just do not like massive phones! i would go back to button handsets if they were not so pants!

Also big phones make his tail end look even smaller in comparison

 

[CHEZ]

Also big phones make his tail end look even smaller in comparison

this is true

 

[ScottD3]

because scott for several reasons really!
firstly i do not want a phone the size of an i pad, secondly i wear a shirt at work and anything bigger than an iphone 5 will not fit in, this might sound trivial to an inbreed office lizard like yourself but it is a big problem to me! and thirdly i just do not like massive phones! i would go back to button handsets if they were not so pants!

Don't buy an ipad you dingus!!

Not every phone by every manufacturer is over 9"s.
Get down to the phone and have a look at what is there and then look at the price difference between all of them compared to the over priced samsung with a Apple logo.

 

[Nicki]

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!

 

[s3dave]

whats everybody up to?

 

[ScottD3]

I'm planning my day.

So far is consists of eating my Indian that's currently cooking (the meal not the person), paying a Laser cutting company some money, buying some nuts and bolts for my bike rack, talk designs and ideas with local stainless steel company and then off to Cornwall to pick up a bumper for a local garage.

Hopefully I'll be home in time to drink some cider, eat some food, smash the wife's back doors in, play on my NES, bit of stalking, smash the misses again and then go to sleep.

 

[Ghost]

Hopefully I'll be home in time to drink some cider, eat some food, smash the wife's back doors in

If your wife replied to this Scott, I think she be saying…. “two out of three ain’t bad”

 

[Sandra]

Lmao, that is priceless. x

 

[ScottD3]

If your wife replied to this Scott, I think she be saying…. “two out of three ain’t bad”

2 out of three and I'll still be a happy chappy. lol

 

[s3dave]

Come on scott, you know it will end up NES only....

 

[ScottD3]

Come on scott, you know it will end up NES only....

Nes and cider.
Happy days.

 

[Nicki]

Tonight - Rock & roll Friday evening repairing the broken fence panel after the strong winds last night (I know how to live, don't I?)

Tomorrow - Having my hair cut & coloured in the morning, possibly going to look at an S3 in the afternoon, lots of laundry ahead of my holiday next week

Sunday - Going out for a bike ride in the morning, housework & general DIY / gardening etc in the afternoon & sorting out last minute panic purchases for holiday... Off out for roast dinner with the parents in the evening.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm home.
Let the stalking commence!!

 

[Westy]

Hello people. How goes it?

 

[rhubarb4]

Evening Fred how is everybody

 

[Nicki]

Evening all!

Fence not mended yet (postponed til tomorrow) and not viewing that S3 tomorrow after all (seemed a bit suspect so giving it a miss).

 

[CHEZ]

Hello people. How goes it?

ok mate! just chilling after a horrible day on the graft!

Evening Fred how is everybody

as above dude!

Evening all!

Fence not mended yet (postponed til tomorrow) and not viewing that S3 tomorrow after all (seemed a bit suspect so giving it a miss).

come on mrs, get your finger out! it aint going to heal itself!
by the way , where you off on your jollies nicki?

 

[CHEZ]

oh! and good evening all!

 

[Nicki]

I know, I know... but as the fence panel needs lifting up & sliding back into the concrete posts and as its about the same size as me, thought it best to get my Dad round tomorrow to help me!

Off to Cyprus - can't wait! Absolutely love it there - beautiful view where we're staying, and a whole week of doing as little as possible. My entire plan reading, eating & laying in the sun. Bliss!

 

[CHEZ]

funnily enough i was just looking at cyprus last night!
never been and looks nice! and they drive on the proper side too!
still looking into it though, not booked it yet! but will probably go!
you have a nice time and don"t burn your bits and bobs now!

 

[rhubarb4]

lol pics of the white bits

 

[Nicki]

Who said there would be any white bits?

To be honest, I'll go pink, peel & then back to "pasty & interesting" by the time I'm back to work & everyone will mock me, as usual. "Are you sure you went away?!?" etc.

 

[CHEZ]

Who said there would be any white bits?

FWOOOOOOOoorrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[CHEZ]

To be honest, I'll go pink, peel & then back to "pasty & interesting" by the time I'm back to work & everyone will mock me, as usual. "Are you sure you went away?!?" etc.

you need to use oil nicki! brown as a berry off the old hawaiian tropic!



need a hand?

 

[Nicki]

I'd rather be pale than orange like most of the folks round here, so don't mind too much if I don't get much of a tan - it's the time off work & general relaxation that matters most to me!

 

[CHEZ]

I'd rather be pale than orange like most of the folks round here, so don't mind too much if I don't get much of a tan - it's the time off work & general relaxation that matters most to me!

yes you are quite correct! i agree totally!

 

[CHEZ]

anywho!
bed time for me! up at 5 in the morning!
have a great holiday nicki!

 

[Nicki]

Thanks Chez!

Im off to bed now too - Night all! x

 

[superkarl]

Im usually a fan of magicians, well, these masters of deception, david blaine, derran brown etc. But this ben earl fella, any one think its just like 'look what i can do.... Did you see that. Now applaud me......'
Doimg mY head in anyway, so its off now.
Just watched source code. Average film, not bad, not great.

Ooo 300 is on..

 

[rhubarb4]

Great film 300 karlos, apparently there will be a sequel. Night all im up at 6 got a home cinema show near sheffield to go too.

 

[ScottD3]

I liked source code and 300.

Currently watching Team America.

 

[Westy]

Ooo 300 is on..

You love a ripped man don't you...

 

[s3dave]

Evening guys... what are we all up too?

Im just having a bevvie or 2 with the Mrs talking about where we want to go on holidays...

 

[CHEZ]

evening boys and girls!
just got in and now sat nursing a lovely lager after a day in the hell hole!, oh well last one tomorrow!
the voice is on and i am not paying any attention at all as jesse j does my box in and is lantern jawed, and that will i am a fag is a monster raving bender! (definitely bats for the pink team him) and the dog is licking my feet as i type! *(is that wrong? feels good though!)
dave have you made a short list yet mate? really fancy cyprus me, so hot too!

 

[Westy]

Evening. I've ha some red wine and watching the Cube. Johnathan Ross next, exciting night.

I've been to Cyprus twice and love it there. Went in August last year an it was ****** hot. Spent most of the day under the brolly. Going to Greek island Santorini this year for two weeks. Can't wait.