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[CHEZ]

During mating season or if young are around.
Stay away.
They normally warn you first with a hiss or so.

They do hate dogs, that might not have helped.

scott i do know about swans and geese you know mate, i am a fisherman ***! lol
but where i go there are 3 lakes, with a pair on each lake, the middle lake is where the evil ones nest, and i mean evil, the other 2 pairs are relatively sound!
they come to you for bread, (dog or not) and will hiss at the dog etc! these other 2 are something else!
i will video them so you can see mate!
trust me, there bad!

 

[CHEZ]

Does any one know how remove your finger prints from your fingers?

sellotape to hide them, super glue to remove them

 

[CHEZ]

just got me net flix on the ps3!
any good films you advise mate?

 

[ScottD3]

Never know what you know.
I just assume its all Stella.

I love it when the geese come back, the sound of them flying over head is good.
Its like summer is here.
That and woodpeckers.

 

[s3dave]

That and woodpeckers.

Youve got Cider on the brain..

 

[ScottD3]

And what's on your brain?

 

[CHEZ]

I love it when the geese come back, the sound of them flying over head is good.
Its like summer is here.
That and woodpeckers.

and the return of swallows and screaming swifts skimming over my garden! that is when summer has arrived!
got the swallows already just waiting for the swifts

 

[ScottD3]

No idea what the little birds are but we got loads of them.

The joys of living on a nature reserve.

 

[s3dave]

Does any one know how remove your finger prints from your fingers?

haa schoolboy error, left prints on the neighbors bathroom window...

 

[ScottD3]

No no.
Just a random thought.

Know where I can get etching liquid?

 

[s3dave]

And what's on your brain?

at the moment Beer

 

[CHEZ]

here scott you perv.
100 x IPA Wipes 70% Isopropyl Alcohol Swabs NHS Quality | eBay

 

[s3dave]

Come on scott, whats Nickis costume?

 

[CHEZ]

Come on scott, whats Nickis costume?

ah ha! very good!

 

[crazy88]

And you think your secret boot compartment is good scott...

 

[CHEZ]

just watched "a perfect getaway"
good film, not what i was expecting!

 

[s3dave]

just watched "a perfect getaway"
good film, not what i was expecting!

i will guess it wasnt perfect.....

 

[CHEZ]

i will guess it wasn"t perfect.....

your powers of estimation david are second to none!
give it a go dude! was good

 

[CHEZ]

Never
I just assume

I love it when geese come, there head is good.
Its like summer
That woodpeckers..................

 

[ScottD3]

And you think your secret boot compartment is good scott...

That is impressive but you cant really have that system in an estate.

Dave no idea, I'll find out tonight if I can bit I'm busy today.

 

[ScottD3]

Chocolate Lucky Charms!!!
Amazing!!

 

[CHEZ]

its saturday, i am bored!
********, it is stella o"clock!

 

[Westy]

How can you be bored chez, find something to do ***! I've just been in my home gym. Now sat down to watch the QPR V Arsenal game.

 

[ScottD3]

walk the dog, get attacked by swans, look at older better looking A4s that drive past your house, drink stella, tie the kid to the dog and make it play fetch.

Must be something to do?

I've just spent the morning converting a set of clocks, made a bench loom for clocks, radios and VCDS to diag them all and cleaned my wheels ready for ebay tomorrow.

I now need to clean the house.

 

[s3dave]

Worked this morning, came home and just had a 3 hour kip on the couch...Haaaaaa, shower then Partaaaay..

 

[crazy88]

Hope you and Scott enjoy the party dave!

 

[CHEZ]

peaks and troughs paul!
that is all!

 

[ScottD3]

Morning pubbers.

It's Sunday, stupid early and I think I shall sort my loft out for a couple of hours and then have BBQ.

What you hip cats up to?

 

[CHEZ]

sea life centre and the fair ground for me!

 

[Smillie13]

Morning Scott -

Sort your loft out that's a bit random !!

BBQ sounds great

I'm working all day

 

[Nicki]

you are going as an ewok are"t you nicki?

Haha! Dunno if this was a genuine guess or a "she won't be going as that, so I'll guess it as a joke", but you were quite correct!

(Apologies for the rubbish pic - parents & iPhone's don't mix.)

Come on scott, whats Nickis costume?

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha ha !
i knew it!
i just know women so well you see! (you mentioned vest, so put 2+2 together!)
nice costume nicki, did you have a good night then?, oh, and where have your legs gone? or are you just a tiddler?

 

[Sandra]

Haha! Dunno if this was a genuine guess or a "she won't be going as that, so I'll guess it as a joke", but you were quite correct!

(Apologies for the rubbish pic - parents & iPhone's don't mix.)

Costume looks great. Hope you had a fantastic time Nicki. x

 

[Nicki]

Thank you

Was a great party thanks! Darth Vader didn't turn up - we had 2 ewoks (although the other was just a teddy bear onsie ), several Jedi knights, 1 Han Solo, 4 Princess Leia's (including my 9 month old Goddaughter - so cute!), 3 Storm troopers and a Ghostbuster (no idea!)

Chez - I'm only 5'4", but I was kneeling down for the photo as I was told off for being too tall to be an ewok.

We named my spear too - it's called Britney.

Unfortunately, I'm now gonna have to spend the rest of the bank holiday weekend getting rid of all the fluff from my house as that fabric fluffed everywhere!!! (I thought I was gonna cough up a furball at some point with the amount of fluff I must've accidentally swallowed!)

 

[ScottD3]

Haha, nice one Nicki.

I've decided to turn this on for the BBQ and while I do my loft (which I have now finished).

 

[Nicki]

Oooh! That's awesome! My Mum would be very jealous of that! (She'd fill it up with Elvis though!)

 

[ScottD3]

Oooh! That's awesome! My Mum would be very jealous of that! (She'd fill it up with Elvis though!)

Her names not Mandy is it?

Thats what my mum did.
I still got all the Elvis records.

 

[Nicki]

Haha! Nope, she's Daphne

 

[CHEZ]

phew what a scorcher!
it has been up to 20" c today!
i even got to use my freshly gassed, ice cold air con, which was nice!
and it is supposed to be warmer tomorrow!
would have had a bar bee cue myself scott, but only got sausages i can use, did not anticipate it being hot, as bank holidays are always dull and wet!
i might break out the log burner this evening, and become all cave man, making a fire and sat staring at it! having a few tinnies!
what is everybody else up to this fine evening?

 

[ScottD3]

****** lovely day.
Spent most of it out back talking to an old friend.
Face is a bit burnt now.