ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

slightly

 

[CHEZ]

that is more like it, they have an MOT inspector on now........

 

[Westy]

that is more like it, they have an MOT inspector on now........

What with his ball out?!

 

[CHEZ]

What with his ball out?!

no mate, it was a lady talking about thrush!

 

[ScottD3]

I'm so glad I don't watch tele. Utter ****e is on.

The guy with the puzzle should have had it flat and a mirror above it so people can see it with out bending over it and glass to stop them from touching it.


Just had a large pizza, watched two films, time to chill out and attack Sarah with my Nerf gun.

 

[Jason.s]

Child. Or slang for your wang in this case

 

[ScottD3]

Child. Or slang for your wang in this case

Bit of both.
I'll properly hit her in the tit again.
Brb need to reload.

 

[ScottD3]

The dog attacked me, Sarah yelled and the other one licked my foot.
The was ****. Lol

 

[CHEZ]

pics

 

[ScottD3]

I'm naked. Lol

Bored now.

You working chez?

 

[Jason.s]

Better your foot than your third leg

 

[CHEZ]

I'm naked. Lol

Bored now.

You working chez?

working on finishing my last can, then hitting the sack!

 

[Brodster]

Watch this....it'll sober you up a bit

LiveLeak.com - Bagram Airfield Crash 29 APR 2013

 

[ScottD3]

Watch this....it'll sober you up a bit

LiveLeak.com - Bagram Airfield Crash 29 APR 2013

That will sting in the morning.

 

[Brodster]

Sure will.....complete engine failure (x4) by the looks of it and stalled and dropped out the sky like a stone

 

[ScottD3]

It was doing so well up till that part as well.

Bet that's the worst feeling in the world, with unsettling silence.

 

[ScottD3]

Any one want to by a Celica?

 

[s3dave]

It was doing so well up till that part as well.

You mean it left the runway?,,, they usually do scotty to get to the next chapter...

 

[Jason.s]

Sshh you'll have the mods snapping. Maybe your favourite one

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Blimey this thread is still going

Afternoon all, vRS ownership is going OK, couple of minor Warranty fixes required, the worst being the alarm siren as it failed and was draining the main battery. Local dealer screwed up a bit of trim sorting a sticky handbrake (known issue), so they have had to order a new bit in.
Currently running BlueFin (as JKM and Superchips had a deal on) and Eibach Prosprings, Whiteline rARB will be the next mod.

Hope you are all OK.

Paul

 

[Westy]

Blimey this thread is still going

Afternoon all, vRS ownership is going OK, couple of minor Warranty fixes required, the worst being the alarm siren as it failed and was draining the main battery. Local dealer screwed up a bit of trim sorting a sticky handbrake (known issue), so they have had to order a new bit in.
Currently running BlueFin (as JKM and Superchips had a deal on) and Eibach Prosprings, Whiteline rARB will be the next mod.

Hope you are all OK.

Paul

Hi Paul, welcome back.

This thread is the busiest on the site I think

 

[crazy88]

I agree, i think the pub keeps the site going.

We need pics of the vrs dude!

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Ok will take some the next time it is clean.

Also got to loose the chrome on the front grill - think I might colour code it Race Blue.

 

[crazy88]

Boo, get some dirty pics up

I think my friends is race blue, is that the electric blue type colour? Or as he put it...the only colour you should buy a vrs in?

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Boo, get some dirty pics up

I think my friends is race blue, is that the electric blue type colour? Or as he put it...the only colour you should buy a vrs in?

Yes that is the one - sadly though it will be a standard colour available for the Octavia 3.

On the bike today - third time this week - so cars are sat in the garage at home.

 

[jojo]

This thread is the busiest on the site I think

This thread is just full of drunks!

 

[Westy]

This thread is just full of drunks!

I'll drink to that

 

[crazy88]

Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me

 

[Westy]

Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me

Chez makes up for half the nation!

 

[Westy]

Anyone watching River Monsters on ITV4? This guy is mental. Trying to catch a 1300lb stingray!

 

[Sandra]

​Evening all, a little quiet in here tonight. x

 

[Nicki]

Evening all.

How are we this fine spring evening?

 

[CHEZ]

Anyone watching River Monsters on ITV4? This guy is mental. Trying to catch a 1300lb stingray!

there all repeats fred, seen them before!
they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!

 

[crazy88]

there all repeats fred, seen them before!
they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!

That's proper making me chuckle, it's the way you describe it. I can't stop laughing. Ha.

 

[s3dave]

Anyone watching River Monsters on ITV4? This guy is mental. Trying to catch a 1300lb stingray!

Yep repeats,,, watching Benidorm on itv2... and yes i know its still repeats

 

[CHEZ]

Not true, I don't drink. But I fear chez makes up for me

this because your just odd!

i work very hard so i am entitled to a few beers!
i am not on crack or drink all the time you know! ....jeez, give me a complex why don"t you!

 

[crazy88]

CHEZ, don't be acting like a sober man now! You know your place.

 

[CHEZ]

CHEZ, don't be acting like a sober man now! You know your place.

ha ha! and where is that then? the gutter?
as it happens i am nackered from work, and it is a struggle drinking this lovely ice cold refreshing can of stella!
but, i will soldier on....

 

[s3dave]

there all repeats fred, seen them before!
they are ok, but by far the best one is when one of the sound crew gets hit on the head by a bolt of lightening!
i cannot imagine what it felt like lol, the poor bloke was in tatters!

yeah seen that chez, they was looking at the sky the rest of the program instead of their floats,,

 

[s3dave]

but, i will soldier on....

True Trooper,,,