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I like birds and they are more intelligent than you think.
My parents kept a couple of different birds, my Auntie currently got some green parrot thing.

I keep looking at blackbirds and ravens thinking how cool they would be as a pet.
Be cool to have one that would fly along side you or sit on your shoulder without flying away.

I love animals and they are amazing as pets or workers.
I'd love to have enough land to have loads of different types.
 
Thats what he told the children but was actually a corner of sweeties and fingering.
 
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Westy said:
It's like fck Rolf's animal corner in here!
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What would you like old man Westy?
Handy Andy talking about DIY or Jilly Goolden to talk about wine?


Here you go.
Bit of DIY/house stuff for you.



10 15x15" square boxes made by me and the wife to help sort out some storage for the bedroom
 
You`re not supposed to be in here in the day time anyway as you`re so "busy" usually.
 
I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!
 
Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................:3sadwalk:

Will report back and hopefully it goes ok :crying:
 
Smillie13 said:
Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................:3sadwalk:

Will report back and hopefully it goes ok :crying:
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good luck!
 
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crazy88 said:
I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!
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Lets lock your son and my bird in a room, and see which one dies first.

Once Darcey has plucked his eyes and ripped a hole through to his jugular and he's begging for the pain to end we'll see who's got a hole in their manlyness.

My bird could and would break your arm quite easily, she broke my girlfriends mums wrist with her beak and one claw...Hence why we have her.
 
Hey dont be slagging cats, cats have uses, they taste real good ;) i joke dogs taste better.
 
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Any of you lot know much bout shoes?

In the boxes of house stuff I got to sell is a brand new set of Vincentini Shoes. No idea on their value or who that Vincetini is.
I can't find much on the internet about them.
They have their own little bags. Not seen that before.
 
camscockle20vT said:
Hey dont be slagging cats, cats have uses, they taste real good ;) i joke dogs taste better.
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When my son was wee our old cat came flying through the house dripping blood everywhere closely followed by my son Elliot. "Wasnt me" he pleaded showing me pair of large nail clippers with the top of the cats ear hanging off it.

We had the Evander Holyfield of the cat world........lol
 
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ScottB5 said:
That's my thinking dude.

I need to find a bit more about them before I slap them on ebay.
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they are so horrible Scott. Think the bag may be used for covering the poor souls head. :)
 
Smillie13 said:
Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................:3sadwalk:

Will report back and hopefully it goes ok :crying:
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Hope it went well :) x
 
16Klappe said:
Lets lock your son and my bird in a room, and see which one dies first.

Once Darcey has plucked his eyes and ripped a hole through to his jugular and he's begging for the pain to end we'll see who's got a hole in their manlyness.

My bird could and would break your arm quite easily, she broke my girlfriends mums wrist with her beak and one claw...Hence why we have her.
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I'm sorry, but that is clearly the most retarded post I have ever read on the internet, well done, well done indeed!
 
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crazy88 said:
I'm sorry, but that is clearly the most retarded post I have ever read on the internet, well done, well done indeed!
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Are you scared that your northern fairy son will get ruined by my serial killer bird?
 
Guys thanks for the good luck's exam went as planned and I'm home again, only 2 more to go then party time yeeeehhhh :arco:
 
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Are you scared that your northern fairy son will get ruined by my serial killer bird?
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Not at all, just that you proved my point completely. That "real men" like yourself need aggressive animals to feel better about themselves and make up for areas they don't excel in, such as manliness. ;)

And while your stupid *** bird could possibly do what you say to my 1yr old son, I have no doubt that in about 5 years my son could kick your ***, quite easily.
 
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crazy88 said:
Not at all, just that you proved my point completely. That "real men" like yourself need aggressive animals to feel better about themselves and make up for areas they don't excel in, such as manliness. ;)

And while your stupid *** bird could possibly do what you say to my 1yr old son, I have no doubt that in about 5 years my son could kick your ***, quite easily.
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In 5 years time she could kill him, in fifty years time she could kill him. We are talking about an animal that can crack open a coconut stood on one leg, which hollows out rock cliff faces with its beak to build nests.

That said being a northener the little ******* would probably petrol bomb the animal.

I don't have my bird to make up any deficiency in my life, I have my car for that. I have my pets because they are something which enhance my life and give me immeasurable pride and joy.

Which I guess is the same reason you love your snot nosed sack of ***** so much.
 
But yet you didn't deny that my son could destroy you in 5 years. Awesome.

I don't care whether your awesome killer bird can knock a hole in a cliff, it's still a dumb animal which you clearly take pride in being nothing more than a killer.

Let's all stop procreating and see how well birds progress with technology. Oh wait, that happened for millions of years and wasn't until humans evolved that we actually started progressing. Does your retarded bird know what a transistor is? Will it ever know? Nooooo, it might learn to repeat phrases but that's about it. Oh, and I forget...kill children too, which you appear to take pride in.
 
Any child could beat me up, I'm a total girlpants. Hence my army of trained attack birds.

I bet you take your bundle of joy out in public, screaming and shouting and ruining every ounce of enjoyment a social activity could bring.

Progression is for fags, I'd like to go back to the 1950's.
 
ScottB5 said:
Jardo, this your love bird or the white one?
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The white one. With the yellow crest? And the blood stains on her beak? That's the one.

I bet my life she could open a Chinese finger puzzle quicker than any of you.
 
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