ASN's Pub

You need to start drinking on Fridays to warm up for inters. Jays found a 5gallon water dispenser we're going to fill with voddy lol
 
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Hahahaha! Not R2D2 :)blink:) and most definitely not Jabba the Hut!

Tried to convince my Mum to go as Yoda though - she's got grey hair and is about 5ft, so all she'd need is some pointy ears & green face paint! :laugh:

Back from the quiz - 5th out of 10. Pfft. Not up to our usual standard...
 
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I was out with some mates at a lovely Indian restaurant, eating, drinking and talking bout Koreans society.
Man I want to go or work for a Korean company.
Apparently, if a women wants to talk to a male employee about something, she must stand there till he acknowledges her. The linger she waits the more important it is.
They must bow, depending on the social standing of the people bowing depends on how high or low they bow.
I love it.

Nicki, you going as princess papyrus or what ever her name was?
Oooo Darth princess?

Off to Route 38 in a bit then Iron Man 3 then B&Q for some shelf construction items.

Fred, you've changed man. You'll be using driving gloves and have a spare scatter cushion for the car soon.
 
Apparently, if a women wants to talk to a male employee about something, she must stand there till he acknowledges her.

Quite frankly, I am ashamed to be male.
 
StateOfPlay said:
Apparently, if a women wants to talk to a male employee about something, she must stand there till he acknowledges her.

Quite frankly, I am ashamed to be male.
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That bit I'm not to keen on.
If a women has been waiting for hours and a man wants to see the same person, the man goes to the front and the women has to wait.
If the women goes to the toilet or gets called away her time resets and she has to wait again.
 
ScottB5 said:
That bit I'm not to keen on.
If a women has been waiting for hours and a man wants to see the same person, the man goes to the front and the women has to wait.
If the women goes to the toilet or gets called away her time resets and she has to wait again.
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And one day revenge will come. One day that woman will be waiting to tell that man that his car is being stolen. And he will make her wait. And that would be his own fault.
 
Lol scott wanting to be a korean, did you see the recent documentary on it? Cant remember the journo that did it but hes done a few things, it was crazy.


lol at westy, its like he ages 10x faster than anyone else. Additional wing mirrors, those wooden bead seat covers that are often foumd in taxis, driving gloves, and shuffling round every corner.
I would die of laughter if he arrived at inters like that for a laugh

Gotta go pick my mrs up from work shortly, her new job is the most unprofessional outfit ive ever known, i wont go into it but its a joke, shel no doubt be ****** off again and il have to calm her down. Really dont want her to work there when shes coming home in the mood shes in and the stories she comes out with.

After that im off to southport, gonna detail the ST, and if i have time go see if theres any work to be done on the S3.
 
audi upgrades
Fred, I hate you. I got 5 hours....sober. Partly self inflicted by a late night watching pearl jam videos on my TV, and then kids waking up far too early. :(

Then two kids parties in a day. Living the dream.
 
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crazy88 said:
Fred, I hate you. I got 5 hours....sober. Partly self inflicted by a late night watching pearl jam videos on my TV, and then kids waking up far too early. :(

Then two kids parties in a day. Living the dream.
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I've felt tired all day still! Going to drink a bottle of red tonight though and watch the boxing. On the booze tomorrow for the footy too :thumbsup:
 
You can't stay at a club that wins nothing. Every player that wants to win trophies has to go somewhere that does. Man utd fans respect Ronaldo like he's still one of our own. Everton fans still respect Rooney and you Arsenal fans still lick the sweat that drips off Henry's balls. Even made a fcn statue of the cnt.
 
Jason.s said:
You can't stay at a club that wins nothing. Every player that wants to win trophies has to go somewhere that does. Man utd fans respect Ronaldo like he's still one of our own. Everton fans still respect Rooney and you Arsenal fans still lick the sweat that drips off Henry's balls. Even made a fcn statue of the cnt.
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Said cnt left the country. RVP joined one of our main enemies. He might as well have signed for spurs. That's the annoying thing.

Also remember that Henry is our record goal scorer and led the club to some silverware. RVP spent 90% of his time with us on the injured list, won fk all, and then bailed.

Anyway i don't blame RVP for leaving, I'd do the same. I'm just fed up with the way arsenal are at te moment and I've also been fed up with Man United's premier league dominance over the years. It does get boring and was so refreshing to have Chelsea and Man City being recent winners.

I do however believe that the way United work is very similar to Arsenal and not like the big money teams where investors are the only thing that's made them good. Somehow Fergie manages to make a championship winning team out of average players like Fletcher and an aging Giggs. On the other hand, Wenger can turn a world class player like Arshavin into a pile of *****!

Time for a new manager IMHO.
 
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Westy said:
Said cnt left the country. RVP joined one of our main enemies. He might as well have signed for spurs. That's the annoying thing.

Also remember that Henry is our record goal scorer and led the club to some silverware. RVP spent 90% of his time with us on the injured list, won fk all, and then bailed.

Anyway i don't blame RVP for leaving, I'd do the same. I'm just fed up with the way arsenal are at te moment and I've also been fed up with Man United's premier league dominance over the years. It does get boring and was so refreshing to have Chelsea and Man City being recent winners.

I do however believe that the way United work is very similar to Arsenal and not like the big money teams where investors are the only thing that's made them good. Somehow Fergie manages to make a championship winning team out of average players like Fletcher and an aging Giggs. On the other hand, Wenger can turn a world class player like Arshavin into a pile of *****!

Time for a new manager IMHO.
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