ASN's Pub

[Nicki]

grooming, if you may!

Grooming or "grooming"

I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day...

 

[CHEZ]

Grooming or "grooming"

I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day... [/QUOTE

just the canine variety! i aint no jimmy saville!

 

[crazy88]

In a conversation over whatsapp yesterday Chez sent me a picture of his dog...with its lipstick out. I felt sick. I don't like dogs at the best of times, nevermind when they appear to want to rape you!

 

[CHEZ]

In a conversation over whatsapp yesterday Chez sent me a picture of his dog...with its lipstick out. I felt sick. I don't like dogs at the best of times, nevermind when they appear to want to rape you!

trust you to notice that!

 

[crazy88]

I think you'll find it was you who pointed it out

 

[Westy]

Haha. Busted.

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha ha!
its a fair cop governer

 

[coatesy]

At least it wasn't a picture of chez's lipstick. Its all he sends me on whatapp

Sick beast

 

[crazy88]

haha.

 

[s3dave]

need to do a bit of housework too! so i may be polishing my knob in a bit! (door knob)

Then get the tea ready with some Baps in the oven?...

 

[Jason.s]

Grooming or "grooming"

I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day...

But the more time you`ll spend in the pub the more you`ll join in and grow to love it! Give it a few weeks it`ll be all abuse and sexual innuendos.

 

[Jay A3]

Join us...

 

[Westy]

Join us...

Do it.... Do it....

 

[crazy88]

cha cha cha

 

[CHEZ]

but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................

 

[Westy]

but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................

I do feel crazy has breached that level of trust we had. I shall delete him from my contacts right now.

 

[Jay A3]

Only with your dodgy messages and pictures

 

[s3dave]

but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................

Just keep away from Max factor or Rimmel London if you dont like lipsticks...

 

[Nicki]

I was going to make a "Jimmy Saville / Jimmy Somerville" joke, but I feel that I'm too new & don't know you all well enough yet.

 

[Westy]

I was going to make a "Jimmy Saville / Jimmy Somerville" joke, but I feel that I'm too new & don't know you all well enough yet.

That's wise. You don't want to overstep the mark like Crazy has

 

[Jay A3]

That's wise. You don't want to overstep the mark like Crazy has

Westy doesnt even give asn a chance to losd up, he is quick off the mark today with the replies

 

[crazy88]

Overstep the mark???? What? I clearly shot myself in the foot there as I admitted I would be masturbating over Chez's car. It was purely a method of getting him to stop sending me pics of his dog. I don't like animals.

 

[CHEZ]

Overstep the mark???? What? I clearly shot myself in the foot there as I admitted I would be masturbating over Chez's car. It was purely a method of getting him to stop sending me pics of his dog. I don't like animals.

and on that note, i shall send you a pic of a bloke and a chicken......................! ah ha ha!

 

[Westy]

I clearly shot myself in the foot as I was masturbating over Chez's car.

Surely you'd shoot yourself in the chin

 

[s3dave]

Surely you'd shoot yourself in the chin

The Dyson was on at the same time.....

 

[crazy88]

Pfft...I have a Sebo my friend. Dyson's are pap.

 

[superkarl]

VAX, you can give it a wash at the same time

 

[CHEZ]

this is for crazy!
freshly "groomed"
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[crazy88]

Nice lego in the background.

 

[superkarl]

i wonder what chez uses that henry hoover for, he got the pink one i see to try and maintain some dignity

 

[CHEZ]

Actually its a hetty karlos!

 

[superkarl]

'ohh hettty baby' 'there really is no loss of suction with you is there' - Chez home alone 'cleaning'

 

[CHEZ]

right thats it, your getting the bloke with the chicken too!

 

[coatesy]

right thats it, your getting the bloke with the chicken too!

Don't forget the women sharting on a blokes face...

 

[CHEZ]

Don't forget the women sharting on a blokes face...

ooo! yeah! karl will like that!

 

[Jay A3]

'ohh hettty baby' 'there really is no loss of suction with you is there' - Chez home alone 'cleaning'

No mess either! So domesticated our chezzy

 

[Jason.s]

I told you not to disturb me when im cleaning my room!

 

[superkarl]

chez you horrible horrible ****er

 

[CHEZ]

ah ha ha ha ha har aaagh ha!

love ya too karl!

 

[crazy88]

chez you horrible horrible ****er

hahahahaha! Quality.