Nicki
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grooming, if you may!
Grooming or "grooming"
I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day...
grooming, if you may!
Grooming or "grooming"
I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day... [/QUOTE
just the canine variety! i aint no jimmy saville!
In a conversation over whatsapp yesterday Chez sent me a picture of his dog...with its lipstick out. I felt sick. I don't like dogs at the best of times, nevermind when they appear to want to rape you!
Then get the tea ready with some Baps in the oven?...need to do a bit of housework too! so i may be polishing my knob in a bit! (door knob)
Grooming or "grooming"
I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day...
but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................
Just keep away from Max factor or Rimmel London if you dont like lipsticks...but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................
I was going to make a "Jimmy Saville / Jimmy Somerville" joke, but I feel that I'm too new & don't know you all well enough yet.
Westy doesnt even give asn a chance to losd up, he is quick off the mark today with the repliesThat's wise. You don't want to overstep the mark like Crazy has
Overstep the mark???? What? I clearly shot myself in the foot there as I admitted I would be masturbating over Chez's car. It was purely a method of getting him to stop sending me pics of his dog. I don't like animals.
I clearly shot myself in the foot as I was masturbating over Chez's car.
The Dyson was on at the same time.....Surely you'd shoot yourself in the chin
right thats it, your getting the bloke with the chicken too!
Don't forget the women sharting on a blokes face...
'ohh hettty baby' 'there really is no loss of suction with you is there' - Chez home alone 'cleaning'