ASN's Pub

crazy88 said:
She's lucky that I haven't refurb ed them yet otherwise she'd have received a donkey punch.
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this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate! :laugh:
 
CHEZ said:
this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate! :laugh:
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falcon punch at least?
 
Valid !!!!!!!!!! everybody makes mistakes, however she should of admitted it straight away.

Had it been my car i've of knocked whoever done it clean out !!!!!
 
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s3dave said:
You Had Sex on the car even after the kerbing?....:arco:
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Ha, quality. But, that's not what I meant. I meant I slammed her head against it until she admitted it.

CHEZ said:
this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate! :laugh:
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Hahahaha, poop tash!

(we've now scared any female members away)
 
I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.

CHEZ said:
yep at least, at most a good pressure wash while naked
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Isn't the term a golden shower?
 
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crazy88 said:
I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.



Isn't the term a golden shower?
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I could go off you as a friend..................... we don't all drive like that - i quiet like scaring pedestrians oh and passengers lol x
 
Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?

The pub age varies from a 17 year old Reesy to early retirement Dave with 30ish being the average which is also the age group with the most grey hairs than the elders.

But we accommodate for all ages, sexes and Coastey, to a limit.

Crazy, I got no idea what broadchruch is and I don't think I want to........ok I do, what is it and why do people get so passionate about it?

I've spent Monday at longleat, yesterday and today clearing out the loft of the family, mum and dad sold it.

found some cool toys and console.
sadly none of my Betamax video players (top loaders) or my old two knob 14" black and white (queue the gay or penis jokes) TV I'm really ****** off about.

If any one is in to their old record players, Ni to consoles, star wars figures, comics, annuals, records or classic pc games (boxed) let me know. It's all going on eBay
 
ScottB5 said:
Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?

The pub age varies from a 17 year old Reesy to early retirement Dave with 30ish being the average which is also the age group with the most grey hairs than the elders.

But we accommodate for all ages, sexes and Coastey, to a limit.

Crazy, I got no idea what broadchruch is and I don't think I want to........ok I do, what is it and why do people get so passionate about it?

I've spent Monday at longleat, yesterday and today clearing out the loft of the family, mum and dad sold it.

found some cool toys and console.
sadly none of my Betamax video players (top loaders) or my old two knob 14" black and white (queue the gay or penis jokes) TV I'm really ****** off about.

If any one is in to their old record players, Ni to consoles, star wars figures, comics, annuals, records or classic pc games (boxed) let me know. It's all going on eBay
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All I can say is I'm definitely not masquerading as anybody apart from myself haha.

Broadchurch was ok - an hour passed on an otherwise boring Monday night.

Good luck selling your toys :eyebrows:
 
s3dave said:
Dont tell Scott, he will know what wallpaper you have on by the morning...:laugh:
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crazy88 said:
Dave, he already does. That's why he's not in work this week.
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:blink:

Smillie13 said:
is it that hard to believe that some woman do drive Audi's :faint:
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A valid point, although I don't technically drive one yet...

crazy88 said:
I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.
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Tsk tsk. Tarring us all with the same brush. I can bowl without the bumpers and I can certainly park without hitting the kerb.

I am also capable of multitasking and actually finishing DIY jobs when I start them. :p

CHEZ said:
all chances of female visitors to our tent have diminished............ :notme:
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I may still visit. But I may now bring a bodyguard with me...

ScottB5 said:
Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?
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I shall be mostly pleading the 5th amendment. :happy:
 
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ScottB5 said:
Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?
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you know this how?:whistle2:
 
Lets be honest here, karl is never going to finish his car is he. He's sold his wheels, and he's a student. Students never achieve anything!
 
Best time to kick someone tbh. Or just as they think its all getting better you batter them back down.
 
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