ASN's Pub

[Jay A3]

Lets hope they ain't planning to build a drive through one near you like they have done near me!

 

[coatesy]

Lets hope they ain't planning to build a drive through one near you like they have done near me!

dam! id be fatter than i all ready am lol

id end up like this

 

[Westy]

You boys are weak.

 

[CHEZ]

i have an addiction to krispy kreme doughnuts....

im going to get very fat now that tesco sells them fresh every day

very fat-er you mean fir coat! ya big lard ****!
show some restraint god damn it!

 

[crazy88]

A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?

 

[ScottD3]

A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?

Drive through cash machines next.
Please for the love of any and all god/s, NO!!

 

[superkarl]

A drive thru doughnut place? What the chuff is this country coming to?

you not seen the one at the trafford?
i think that ones a drive through. Drive through starbucks too.

 

[16Klappe]

A week ago today I deleted my Faebook account.

I feel so free, it's fecking shamazing. I've had so much more time during the day to do things, less stressed, actually speaking to people rather than just texts, relaxing in the evening reading books rather than tap tap tapping away on a screen to randoms.

 

[Westy]

A week ago today I deleted my Faebook account.

I feel so free, it's fecking shamazing. I've had so much more time during the day to do things, less stressed, actually speaking to people rather than just texts, relaxing in the evening reading books rather than tap tap tapping away on a screen to randoms.

Cool story bro. We're talking donuts.

 

[16Klappe]

Cool story bro. We're talking donuts.

I love donuts.

Does anybody else get the three packs, and double up the praline donut so you get four? Or is it just me that's double bad ***?

 

[Jason.s]

rather than tap tap tapping away on a screen to randoms.

Yeah the forums been nice and peaceful

 

[coatesy]

I want an s3. So somebody sell me there's and ill be braking the a3, so yeah.


(all words spoken above are been taken in to consideration, a list is going to be made to weigh up the pros and cons. Input is welcome)

 

[Jason.s]

Do it..

No more needs to be said on the matter.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm eating some noodles and for some reason I missed my mouth and stabbed my lip.

O well.
Its my own fault for trying to eat noodles while driving.

 

[johnnythepie]

use your fingers!

 

[coatesy]

use your fingers!

He was eating noodles, not poking his ****...

 

[Nicki]

Very glad there's no drive thru doughnut places near me - I'm bad enough with the drive thru McD's half a mile from my house & on my route home from work.

Mind you, given the mahoosive blisters I've got on both feet at the moment, drive thru isn't a bad idea...

 

[s3dave]

Very glad there's no drive thru doughnut places near me - I'm bad enough with the drive thru McD's half a mile from my house & on my route home from work.

Mind you, given the mahoosive blisters I've got on both feet at the moment, drive thru isn't a bad idea...

you do foot jobs...

 

[coatesy]

you do foot jobs...

Wheyyy!

 

[ScottD3]

Welcome to the pub people.
Just found out Dave's in to feet.

Nicki, You don't own a TT by any change?


For Karl (If it works)

 

[coatesy]

Welcome to the pub people.
Just found out Dave's in to feet.

Nicki, You don't own a TT by any change?


For Karl (If it works)

Doesn't work :-( well on my phone it doesn't

 

[ScottD3]

Doesn't work :-( well on my phone it doesn't

O well.
No great loss. lol

 

[Nicki]

Haha! Nothing that exciting guys - long country walk + new wellies = ouchie feet.

And no, I don't own a TT.

I don't even own an Audi yet... I'm being fussy and have been looking for *the* one for about 3 months. In the meantime, I'm driving the dullest of the dull cars. A car so dull that the highlight is its newest "feature" - a boot that won't open.

 

[CHEZ]

Haha! Nothing that exciting guys - long country walk + new wellies = ouchie feet.

get some proper man wellies like me!

there like wearing slippers!, big comfy waterproof posh slippers!
oh and welcome to the pub!
what flavour audi are you after then?

 

[coatesy]

Chez you've only got wellys to put sheep's back legs in you strange ******.
Got some Velcro gloves as well I bet..

When are we having a man date ?

 

[Westy]

Hi publicans, how are we today?

I'm on my way up to the Emitates and am gagging for a few pints

 

[Jason.s]

Better now I've finished work, worse because the S3 in standardish form is slow as fk and not being able to catch an EP3 is quite annoying especially as I'd still have mine if it weren't for that swamp donkey cnt writing it off!

 

[Westy]

Time for you to start sneaking parts out of work and get an engine build underway

 

[Jason.s]

Fk that. Rather not get myself into that situation lol. Just need a map. Anyone got a spare 250odd I can borrow?

 

[coatesy]

Fk that. Rather not get myself into that situation lol. Just need a map. Anyone got a spare 250odd I can borrow?

Ill swap my a3 for your s3 then you can smoke stuff lolz

 

[ScottD3]

I can come in here via tapatalk, it dont work any other way.

I think north Korea s missiles suck ***, they've attacked ASN, not USA.

 

[Westy]

I can come in here via tapatalk, it dont work any other way.

I think north Korea s missiles suck ***, they've attacked ASN, not USA.

It's been a bit iffy all day even on tapa!

 

[CHEZ]

Chez you've only got wellys to put sheep's back legs in you strange ******.
Got some Velcro gloves as well I bet..

When are we having a man date ?

oh fidldle sticks you rumbled me!
there nice and long so the back legs can slot down nicely furcoatsy, and as for the velcro gloves, well i just prefer to freestyle buckaroo style!

off next weekend young man, so unless mrs chez has a list of mundane tasks for me, we will "ahem man date then..........









i will bring my wellies!

 

[coatesy]

oh fidldle sticks you rumbled me!
there nice and long so the back legs can slot down nicely furcoatsy, and as for the velcro gloves, well i just prefer to freestyle buckaroo style!

off next weekend young man, so unless mrs chez has a list of mundane tasks for me, we will "ahem man date then..........









i will bring my wellies!

ha! id click the like button but there seems not to be one !

so "coatesy likes this"

im going to freshen up my duct tape and tie wraps for the occasion

 

[camscockle20vT]

Afternoon ladies. Much occurin? Well done on the new job scroatsey, ill be sending you a messsge on the 20th

So Im back in the 20v Turbo gang, yay i just did a little wee this one shall be my track wench tho its a leon cupra, wish it was an a3 but all the ones i went to see where dogs and iv had the money burning a hole in my pocket.

heres a low res pic from the ad .

 

[Jason.s]

Sorry all i can see on my screen is an ugly fat ***..

 

[camscockle20vT]

Sorry all i can see on my screen is an ugly fat ***..

Well stop checkin coatsey out on whatsapp lol

 

[coatesy]

Afternoon ladies. Much occurin? Well done on the new job scroatsey, ill be sending you a messsge on the 20th

thank you! awesome and ....

GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


seen its gay *** alloys lol you should of bought a good car hahaha

 

[camscockle20vT]

thank you! awesome and ....

GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


seen its gay *** alloys lol you should of bought a good car hahaha

Ha yes it is gay compared to an a3 but we all have to comprimise, and i got it rather cheap which was a bonus, the alloys are abit gay but it drives nice and very clean inside.

How are you settling in as the tea boy?

 

[Jason.s]

Tea boy? As high as that? Thought he was the company fluffer?