ASN's Pub

[coatesy]

And clean underwear.

Is underwear even essential?

 

[ScottD3]

Is underwear even essential?

Depends if you freak out during the interview and run out with your trousers round your ankles.

 

[Westy]

Is underwear even essential?

I'd just be worried about getting a semi over any hot office women! It seems there are hot office women in every office except mine

 

[CHEZ]

I'd just be worried about getting a semi over any hot office women! It seems there are hot office women in every office except mine

pics fred?

 

[ScottD3]

I'd just be worried about getting a semi over any hot office women! It seems there are hot office women in every office except mine

Duck tape and a cup.
sorted.

 

[ScottD3]

pics fred?

Of his semi?
WTF?!?!?

 

[CHEZ]

Of his semi?
WTF?!?!?

of the dubious ladies! silly

 

[coatesy]

However I will take a copy of the semi photo please...

 

[coatesy]

Depends if you freak out during the interview and run out with your trousers round your ankles.

This will probably happen. I best wear pants

 

[ScottD3]

This will probably happen. I best wear pants

Good man.

Do you have any thing to decrypt a passworded word document?

Yes i've googled it reesy.

 

[coatesy]

hmm there is way to do it, i don't seem to remember, the answer is definitely on Google as iv done it before.

 

[ScottD3]

hmm there is way to do it, i don't seem to remember, the answer is definitely on Google as iv done it before.

I got a couple of data dictionary based ones running at the moment.
the online decryption ones work but they want £30 to fully do the document and I'm not paying that.

I might have found a free one but I'll have to get it when I get home.

 

[coatesy]

HA!

 

[Westy]

of the dubious ladies! silly

Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.

 

[coatesy]

Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.

unfortunately chez can not read, he was born with a common disease called been simple. no matter what help was given to poor chez as a child and the inferior man he is to day, there was and is no cure for his simpleness. the only thing we can do is hope he stays away from sharp objects and electrical things with wet fingers.

 

[ScottD3]

Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.

You must work in a ****y office.
every office I worked in had at least 2 fitties to look at and follow to the coffee machine.

Don't ever work in a military establishment.
I swear they are just blokes with stuffed bras and skirts.

unfortunately chez can not read, he was born with a common disease called been simple. no matter what help was given to poor chez as a child and the inferior man he is to day, there was and is no cure for his simpleness. the only thing we can do is hope he stays away from sharp objects and electrical things with wet fingers.

Sure?
I thought it was the stella.

 

[coatesy]

And employ me!

 

[superkarl]

id Smash your back door in! OOOOSH

 

[ScottD3]

And employ me!

Looks like you're about to stand up at the old bailey on charges of sex crimes.

 

[CHEZ]

Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.

so you are saying your office only has blokes there? no females at all? wow that is odd!
even my manky engineering factory has some ladies/females/things with skirts and long hair!
on the plus side i suppose fred, i suppose the ladies toilets are nice and clean then, when you need to take a dump!

 

[CHEZ]

WOW! nice wallpaper fur coat!
thats some crazy brown psychedelic 70"s wall covering going on there dude!

 

[coatesy]

yeah man, that's my mams well expensive wall paper.

scott that's after my interview that i have to go on trail for my war crimes..


SK id let you as long as you were in your jokers outfit!

 

[Jason.s]

Poor Westy not having anything nice to look at where as i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.

 

[Jay A3]

Poor Westy not having anything nice to look at where as i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.

best post I've read in a long time!!!

 

[ScottD3]

Poor Westy not having anything nice to look at where as i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.

LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[16Klappe]

Most displeased!

 

[Reesy]

 

[Jason.s]

*** LOL!

and Scott just go on google and type in Leah Farrell the softest touch lol.

 

[coatesy]

Lmao

 

[superkarl]

This is the greatest day in scotts life.

 

[Jason.s]

Whats in the bad deep throatsy? Kitkat Chunky Fudge you`ve been crying about? lol.

 

[coatesy]

Whats in the bad deep throatsy? Kitkat Chunky Fudge you`ve been crying about? lol.

I wish there was a bag full of fudge kit Kat chunky's In my possession. Pikey as kit kat. Picking the mint one instead of the fudge one

 

[Westy]

i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.

She wasn't on reception the other Saturday when I came down

 

[ScottD3]

*** LOL!

and Scott just go on google and type in Leah Farrell the softest touch lol.

I'm off home.
See you lads tomorrow.

 

[Jason.s]

She doesnt work saturdays lol. You`ll have to come in during the week or just go and download the videos and watch.

 

[Westy]

She doesnt work saturdays lol. You`ll have to come in during the week or just go and download the videos and watch.

I'll go over the video with my 3rd eye

 

[ScottD3]

She doesnt work saturdays lol. You`ll have to come in during the week or just go and download the videos and watch.

There's more than one?


Hang on, why do I even care? Lol


Oooo she's on Twitter!!

 

[Jason.s]

She`s on everything lol! Only have to put the name into google and see how much pops up. Well i think theres 3 different ones but all contain the same sort of thing. Just different clothes of lack of...

 

[coatesy]

Got me a job! Yey no more poverty scare for me and got my self a two grand pay rise

 

[16Klappe]