ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

Haha sending poos is fun.

Iv got snow up here but it's sunny now.

no poo pics are not fun.
They've not been fun for the last 6 years. lol


Snow and sun, best day ever!!

 

[Jay A3]

Has someone dropped a stinker and cleared out the pub!?
Its like a ghost town in here now

 

[ScottD3]

Has someone dropped a stinker and cleared out the pub!?
Its like a ghost town in here now

I don't think it was me.
I've got bad guts but not enough to clear this place.

 

[Jay A3]

Did you open your mouth?

 

[ScottD3]

Did you open your mouth?

I told them the story of your car and they all left.

 

[Jay A3]

Ooooooooooooooooooo.... i just thought they all got fed up of your stories about "plasti dip"

 

[ScottD3]

Everyone loves Plasti dip.
It has so many applications that could help so many people they could just see its fullness and paid me lots of money so I can quit my job and be their Plasti dip king.

 

[Jay A3]

i must give you credit... your the only person strange enough to be able to turn an insult into a sales pitch!

 

[ScottD3]

i must give you credit... your the only person strange enough to be able to turn an insult into a sales pitch!

Only for you Jay.

 

[coatesy]

Everyone loves Plastic dicks.
It has so many applications that could help so many people they could just see its fullness and paid me lots of money so I can quit my job and be their Plastic **** king.

.....

 

[Jay A3]

coatesy was you a ninja in your past life?!

 

[ScottD3]

coatesy was you a ninja in your past life?!

He is now

 

[CHEZ]

Has someone dropped a stinker and cleared out the pub!?
Its like a ghost town in here now

i am still lurking james.......................



i love beer me!




as you were!

 

[Jay A3]

i am still lurking james.......................



i love beer me!




as you were!

Chezy!........ Where you been hiding!? Pub has been quiet without you

 

[Jay A3]

Finally on 1k posts! i would like to say it was 1k of productiveness, but its more like 1k of B***S***

 

[Sandra]

Finally on 1k posts! i would like to say it was 1k of productiveness, but its more like 1k of B***S***

Well done jay. X

 

[ScottD3]

Finally on 1k posts! i would like to say it was 1k of productiveness, but its more like 1k of B***S***

Bout ****** time mate.
You've been trying to spam the forum for the last week with out it looking like spam to get 1k mark. lol

 

[jojo]

Finally on 1k posts! i would like to say it was 1k of productiveness, but its more like 1k of B***S***

Here's to the next 1K!

 

[Jay A3]

Here's to the next 1K!

Taken me a year to get to 1k... hopefully my car lasts till the next 1k

 

[CHEZ]

Chezy!........ Where you been hiding!? Pub has been quiet without you

just been really busy doing nothing really jay!
just the usual, working lots, looking after the toddler and the puppy and getting addicted to tiger woods on the ps3!
(i know it sounds rubbish, golf on the playstation but its really addictive and great banter online with a few of the lads from work!)

other than that, the pub does seem to be a bit baron lately!

oh, and congrats on the 1k of spam mate!

 

[Jay A3]

i used to be hooked on Tiger woods on the ps2 mate... i completely understand!
i thought you had sobered up and grew out of the pub!

 

[CHEZ]

no mate!
the pub till i die!

 

[coatesy]

Split ma pants though didn't I .... In a primary school car park as well of all the places to do it.

Teaches me to be a fat fcker..

anyway as you were

 

[Westy]

As we were........ very quiet! I forgot this thread existed.

 

[ScottD3]

As we were........ very quiet! I forgot this thread existed.

Hello stranger.

 

[crazy88]

Hello sailor.

Scott, you're just so..QUEER!

 

[coatesy]

Scott, you're just so..QUEER!

He's like a lady!

 

[crazy88]

Like one of those who tucks his sausage between his legs?

 

[s3dave]

He will be recording dancing on ice next!!

 

[camscockle20vT]

Hi girls, busy busy busy!

That is all, hope everyones well.

 

[superkarl]

6 days without a post. this place is going to the bottom of the thread pile fast.

ive not been in here in ages, ive been busy growing excessive facial hair:

and also stripping my engine down:

head comes off this sunday (every sunday is car day), and with that off i can see whats what.
various parts on order.

other things in superkarl land, ive not been going gym very much, ive not been eating aswell either because i need to rebuild a ****ing engine. I also have a samsung galaxy s3 for sale too, brand new, never opened it.
errrrm, missed a class this morning, GIS mapping class, load of ****e but its a pita.
and thats pretty much my life at the mo summed up. how sad.

peace

 

[Sandra]

Well good evening, pub been really quiet, nice to see there is still a little life in here, btw Karl, you need a shave, lol. So whats happening with you all? x

 

[camscockle20vT]

Lmao agreed superK, in the thumbnail pic it looks like a family of wired haired hamsters are humping your face, its a good look.

Im also busy hence my last post and just poppin in from time to time but the pub lot have been unsociable. I think coatsey is getting ready for the x factor tour, chez is in a coma from parmos and stella and scott is still alive i think, saw him slating modern day lingo somewhere.

I should have a date for getting the keys to my house this week, whoever said buying a house was stressfull, was bang on the money then some, oh and the tt will be officialy up forsale this weekend, had a few plebs intrested but want to knock loads off because some '132k miles one in green and 30 previous owners is only askin £2200 blud' and no i do not want to part ex for a rover 25 mg replica.

So there you go, my contribution to keeping the pub going!

 

[coatesy]

here is my contribution...

someone buy my car.. its proper fast only develops a slight squeal and a little bit of hesitation on full boost other than that its well the best..

will take trades for a mk2 golf in any of these ranges... 3 door, 16v gti, g60 or g60 rallye.

thank you please.

 

[jojo]

here is my contribution...

someone buy my car.. its proper fast only develops a slight squeal and a little bit of hesitation on full boost other than that its well the best..

will take trades for a mk2 golf in any of these ranges... 3 door, 16v gti, g60 or g60 rallye.

thank you please.

Still searching for this mk2 then Alex?

Seriously, go look at a few, see what's about, you might get lucky?

 

[Sandra]

Lmao, you boys been absent for 6 days and now three posts and you all got something to sell. What can i say, lol. x

 

[camscockle20vT]

Scroatsey put it on all dubs classified facebook page, i git offered a mk2 caddy for the titty twisler.

 

[coatesy]

Still searching for this mk2 then Alex?

Seriously, go look at a few, see what's about, you might get lucky?

I am indeed still searching, thats my plan but with the a3 playing silly with its rattles and squeaks and squeals that needs sorting first I think.

 

[coatesy]

Scroatsey put it on all dubs classified facebook page, i git offered a mk2 caddy for the titty twisler.

I would if I really wanted to sell it, but people are Doyle's and they would all say Aw ill give you a grand for it. And is be like er nor

 

[ScottD3]

here is my contribution...

someone buy my car.. its proper fast only develops a slight squeal and a little bit of hesitation on full boost other than that its well the best..

will take trades for a mk2 golf in any of these ranges... 3 door, 16v gti, g60 or g60 rallye.

thank you please.

Aw ill give you a grand for it mate.