ASN's Pub

jojo said:
I have heating back in my Pissrat, a new blower fan installed fixed it! What an annoying job though, had to remove the passengerside airbag to get access to the fan! Who designs these things?
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Z germans!


On another note, someone has robbed both number plates off the tt, so im guessing theres going to be a few bilks today and maybe a post office or two done over. ****** annoying because i now have to buy more plates!
 
camscockle20vT said:
Z germans!


On another note, someone has robbed both number plates off the tt, so im guessing theres going to be a few bilks today and maybe a post office or two done over. ****** annoying because i now have to buy more plates!
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hahaha pikey as that, thats what you get for having a vagina car... if you had an a3/s3 the people will of thought you were a nut case instead of a hairdresser :lmfao:
 
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coatesy said:
hahaha pikey as that, thats what you get for having a vagina car... if you had an a3/s3 the people will of thought you were a nut case instead of a hairdresser :lmfao:
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Ha they would of seen the stanced out beast and thought transvestite nutter more like.

The tt is being sold in the new year now, and im nearly 100% going to get a cupra r, anyone comment what an s3 is like for a a new borns car seat cott thing in the back, room wise?
 
you should buy my girlfriends lcr its black, murdered out, full blueflame tbe, forge tip, 007p and big jr filter. serviced by my sexy hands
 
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jojo said:
Call yourself a fan? You meed to stick with them through thick and thin! Still no cups again this year! lol
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I'll stick with them, of course I will. I'm gettin fed up with the way Wenger won't slate his team in public. He can't keep defending them and saying that the effort was good when they played like total crap. The whole team needs a ****** good shaking up!
 
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​Coatesy, enjoy your meet later on, i look forward to reading all about it, and dont forget the camera, i want pics in the events section tonight please. Enjoy. :) x
 
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Ah just for the fact that your cheeks will of been on the passenger seat is a good enough reason to buy your mrs lcr ;)

Seriousley though febuary march time ill be looking, so if you are selling and you do an asn price drop for your internet stalker then ill most likely have it.

Westy put the world to rights, who would be your no.1 replacement? I dont see much out there apart from di matteo or mourinho. I mean they spent about £50m this year on players and havent achieved anything.
 
Sandra said:
​Coatesy, enjoy your meet later on, i look forward to reading all about it, and dont forget the camera, i want pics in the events section tonight please. Enjoy. :) x
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Oh I know what pictures you want to see later on tonight, we all know there not ones from the meet....


You want to see the ones of ma belly ! Haha


I'm not a tourist but ill do my best to take some photos.
 
Lmao, dream on young man, the car pics will be sufficent thanks, lol. Dont want you scaring other members or the pub crew. :angrymod: Haha. :) x
 
Sandra said:
Lmao, dream on young man, the car pics will be sufficent thanks, lol. Dont want you scaring other members or the pub crew. :angrymod: Haha. :) x
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haha dont lie to the boys in the pub, you would love my belly it looks the same as chewbacca's belly x
 
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s3dave said:
Evening guys...

Is chez in a corner yet full off stella,, muttering/singing jingle bells yet?...;)

Have you been on your work doo?
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still here dave! just lurking!
no work do for me this year! cant be bothered to go! too many brown nosed yes men that cant handle there liquor making nuisances of themselves!
 
Evening dave, its a bit quiet in here tonight, where is everyone? :) x
 
Sandra said:
Evening dave, its a bit quiet in here tonight, where is everyone? :) x
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Iv just got back from our little meet. Was nice to meet new people. Shame it was like minus three thousand degrees out side.

Didn't take any photos so here's one of my belly ....
 

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Lmao, i see why the lads call you furcoatesy, thank you, that brightened up my morning, was expecting a nice car pic, least the -4 shouldnt of been too cold for you, lol. The boys will all have saved a copy of that pic. :) :jester:.x
 
Sandra said:
Lmao, i see why the lads call you furcoatesy, thank you, that brightened up my morning, was expecting a nice car pic, least the -4 shouldnt of been too cold for you, lol. The boys will all have saved a copy of that pic. :) :jester:.x
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Haha yes I'm a super hairy mo fo, this is what makes me 25x sexier.....

It must be due to the chemical works that are near where I live. Or I'm the living proof of evolution as I'm still evolving for an ape x
 
​Lol, its mighty quiet in the pub today Furcoatsey, think the boys are scared to come in, lol. :) x
 
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To be fair coatsey that is not hairy, i have a forest compared to that bit of fluff that a bit of milk and a cat couldnt sort out!lmao
 
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Holy **** tits I got munted last night.

I know how uncool and unbelievable it is to "brag" about how much you drank, but honestly I drunk more than I ever comprehended humanly possible last night. Free bar, ****ers that I work with egging me on to down everything, quids getting thrown in triple vodka redbulls constantly, downing cocktails in milk bottles.

It was light when I got home, and I just had a two and a half hour long bath.

I think that says it all. :)
 
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ha ha! look at the disgust/envy on that young ladies face in that pic! quality :p

have a good one david and try and keep your clothes on! there"s a good lad! :thumbsup:
 
coatesy said:
its my work Christmas party tonight, im going to get so ****** that i shat my pants ! wooo! :beerchug:
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We dont want a pic of that now. Have a great night out furcoatesy. Lets see how much you remember in the morning. Enjoy. :) x
 
coatesy said:
Haha you want more photos you! Bet your desktop background is my belly :p

Cheers ill enjoy my self x
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lmao, my desktop and iphine/ipad pic is of a gorgeous R8 V10 Spyder in red, sorry to disappoint you, your pic can stay in the pub, lol. Have fun young man. :) x
 
I love Gavin and Stacey so so so much.

"I'm sorry if I've forgotten what romance looks like. You pathetic sack of ****."

I'm currently wrapped up in a duvet sipping orange juice, eating Reeses peanut butter cups and watching Gavin and Stacey with the bird sat on my shoulder.
 
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