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Mooooooooorning all, im stressed out!

Was sleep walking on saturday night, havent done that since i was a child! Too much going on at the moment!

So was it a ladyboy reunion karlos?

Oh and was there an asn dyno day at dynodaze on saturday? Who went?
 
today is a good day easy day at work, home early, bought a new graphics card for my pc, had a race with a merc it was funny he buzzed his little tail off doing a power slide away from the lights. then pulled a good ten cars lengths then my front tires got some grip... boom bye bye game over. seen him on the way back home again, he wouldn't come anywhere near my car on the duel carriage way ha!
 
coatesy said:
today is a good day easy day at work, home early, bought a new graphics card for my pc, had a race with a merc it was funny he buzzed his little tail off doing a power slide away from the lights. then pulled a good ten cars lengths then my front tires got some grip... boom bye bye game over. seen him on the way back home again, he wouldn't come anywhere near my car on the duel carriage way ha!
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What merc? The mrs raced a silver s3 on the coventry road birmingham on friday afternoon and blasted it, wasnt anyone on here by anychance?
 
Evening folks. I went to the gym today for the first time in 15years! lol, I'm still alive, so it's something to celebrate! :laugh:
 
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coatesy said:
It was a slk dont think it was an amg sounded awesome though
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Ha nothing better than beating cars that cost more to service than to buy our cars!

jojo said:
It was probably Nilzy.
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Lol i did think that but im sure nilz car is remapped, isnt it? :think: also she said he didnt look impressed that hed been beat by a girl!
 
jojo said:
Evening folks. I went to the gym today for the first time in 15years! lol, I'm still alive, so it's something to celebrate! :laugh:
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I usto go the gym quite abit, not to be a muscle mary, just to sit in the sauna and jacuzzi, holiday inn by touchwood in solihull. Think it was £18 a month with my old nhs discount card.
 
A light sprinkling and the country is already at a stand still. Took the missus an hour and 15 to do 12 miles. I got in fine with no extra delays but i know others locally that have taken ages to get into work. They must have known it was coming but yet there have been no gritters in sight.
 
Used to love working at St Ives driving to mk and using the snow as an excuse not to come in. Now i live 5 miles away and have 4wd thats a thing of the past :(
 
Once day i`ll have an S2. Love them so much. Just have to pay a fair bit for a decent one.
 
pft too tame. Old school 5 pot FTW and proper chunky buttons for diff locks haha
 
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CHEZ said:
one day i will have an RS3.....................................................
a red one............:cool:
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I was taken for a spin in a red one a few weeks ago actually and the noise of that 5 pot is sensational - especially through a tunnel!

Even experienced my first launch control in an Audi :D
 
my girlfriend asked for a ring for Christmas..... Avoided with a swift, no im not getting you a ring sorry! im to young for that gay sh!t
 
coatesy said:
my girlfriend asked for a ring for Christmas..... Avoided with a swift, no im not getting you a ring sorry! im to young for that gay sh!t
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Man up coatsey, if she wants your ring just give it her ;)
 
camscockle20vT said:
Man up coatsey, if she wants your ring just give it her ;)
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wheeyyy!

she cant have that ring either :p

we have only been together two and a half years or something like that, three years in may. im only 22. im to young for that shiz plus we don't even live together. so that would just be ghay!
 
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coatesy said:
wheeyyy!

she cant have that ring either :p

we have only been together two and a half years or something like that, three years in may. im only 22. im to young for that shiz plus we don't even live together. so that would just be ghay!
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Ahh fair enough dude, i was with mine four and a half years before we got engaged. Lived together just over a year.

But your mrs sounds like mine if shes already asking lol sooner or later itl do your head in with the constant asking! Or all the remarks about how other people have already got engaged and theyv only been together 6months, and all that mallarky. Good luck ;)
 
8yrs on and I'm still avoiding the question... Maybe present her with a durex **** ring?
 
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+1, S2's are one of my favorite cars of all time.

A bloke in Plymouth has a resprayed Noggy blue coupe and he took me out for a spin in it, 410bhp MTM tuned. It's SUCH a beast, we think our 1.8t's have torque...Nothing compared to one of these.
 
camscockle20vT said:
Ahh fair enough dude, i was with mine four and a half years before we got engaged. Lived together just over a year.

But your mrs sounds like mine if shes already asking lol sooner or later itl do your head in with the constant asking! Or all the remarks about how other people have already got engaged and theyv only been together 6months, and all that mallarky. Good luck ;)
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i have thick skin and can easily block out this going on about silly things lol
 
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afternoon all!
been to take my buckled wheel to get straightened today through newcastle! WOW what a machine they use! i like machines, and with a bit of look they will cure my buzz and rattle i have at around 60mph.
other than that its like christmas today, the mrs is off work, there is plenty snow outside, got the micky bubble xmas cd on, there is naff all on the telly and the dog is making logs in the garden.
might as well fire up the ps3 and put tiger woods on and crack a few tins open!
:arco:
 
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Its oh so quiet in here.....every body xmas shopping??

like the style chez keep it up sir....

Mrs said can i get the xmas tree out of the attic while she is at work.......**** that.....im not getting all dusty..... sitting down with a few bottles of coors and now thats what i call xmas on in the background, doing a bit of beer shopping online at sainsburys....:arco:
 
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how long have sainsburys been live for online stuff dave?
that slipped under my radar if they do!
any special offers on the old ale and such?
 
Always found sainsburys to be **** poor on booze deals. Tesco or Asda usually the best I find. Asda are doing 24bottles of bud/Stella for 12quid.
 
A rPi or a RNS-d unit?

I connected my Pi to my head unit via the TV Tuner.
Bit more bits needs ordering and playing but I'm pretty confident I can have a media PC plugged in to my head unit, fitted in the boot with a shed load of storage and internet access.


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ScottB5 said:
A rPi or a RNS-d unit?

I connected my Pi to my head unit via the TV Tuner.
Bit more bits needs ordering and playing but I'm pretty confident I can have a media PC plugged in to my head unit, fitted in the boot with a shed load of storage and internet access.


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Sweet that's awesome, we have a pi at work, no rns posh shiz, it would be pointless putting one in my a3 it would fall to pieces through shear extreme vibrationness
 
Hello all!

Its friday :)

I had a blow out on the m40 in the works van today, lucky escape i tell thee! Heres the carnage
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As for crimbo shopping, forget that shiz, leave the mrs to do all that crap!
 
getting my new pc tonight ! massive nerd erection! also going go carting tomorrow out doors at half 8 free of charge, woo yeah suck my balls!
 
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