ASN's Pub

[s3dave]

I'm back biaches! !! how is everyone ??

where have you been Strangeways.....

 

[Westy]

where have you been Strangeways.....

You'll be waiting another 6 months for his reply

 

[coatesy]

Is it just me or does anyone else inform there better half to tell them your doing a poo?

I'm pretty sure my girlfriend loves that pieces of daily information. And she most definitely enjoys the old dutch oven, when we are in bed.

 

[CHEZ]

cleveland steamer FTW

 

[coatesy]

Willy Bum Bum - YouTube


ill leave that there ... probably not best to watch it at work unless you work with people with a good sense of humour and don't mind cartoon willy's or bums. i think its absolutely funny as

 

[s3dave]

Cheers for that scroatsy,,, a full mouthfull of coors finest just been transplanted on my laptop....Fcn dog thought i was having a heart attack,,,,,hes still giving me dodgy looks now!!

Brilliant...

 

[CHEZ]

Willy Bum Bum - YouTube


ill leave that there ... probably not best to watch it at work unless you work with people with a good sense of humour and don't mind cartoon willy's or bums. i think its absolutely funny as

lol! you really are a mentalist creosoatsy!

 

[damo.h]

Now that made me lol

Strangways haha.. Just been mad busy Dave, in n out of work, somat had to give dude.
what's this about wearing a dress!?!? sounds kinky haha

 

[CHEZ]

what's this about wearing a dress!?!? sounds kinky haha

its these new young folk damo! with there decadent ways and quirky fashion sense! anything goes apparently!
they dont have no real gumption like real men of yesteryear mate!

 

[Westy]

its these new young folk damo! with there decadent ways and quirky fashion sense! anything goes apparently!
they dont have no real gumption like real men of yesteryear mate!

Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman

 

[CHEZ]

Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman

that is indeed true fred!
probably too retro for these young scally"s!
also there probably a bit too scared to grow one and there mothers wont let them!

 

[damo.h]

Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman

oh man I almost ****** myself when I saw that post on fb Hahahahaaha classic!

that is indeed true fred!
probably too retro for these young scally"s!
also there probably a bit too scared to grow one and there mothers wont let them!

bum fluff eh chez

girls aloud on kids in need.. result!

 

[Westy]

What's up with that Nadine! My arm are thicker then her legs!

That pic was a goodun hey

 

[damo.h]

lol dunno fred I was looking at the jordi.. ginger one has improved I thought!!..

wait they back on!!!

 

[camscockle20vT]

Neither of said specimens are growing a mo which is a true sign of a gentleman

I could grow a mustache and i was going to for movember, but gave into peir pressure lol well my mrs telling me id look a nob.

I often grow a full on tramp beard to the delight of the mrs and my md lol ginger bits and all no grey yet tho!

So iv had a curry and looking after my granparents 17year old dog that im afrsad will die at any moment. Opportunity for 00scroatsey to get his weekley dose of beastiality and necrophilia in one go there

 

[16Klappe]

My mustache is really starting to take on a new level of awesomeness.

My Mo-Bro from work -

 

[camscockle20vT]

Damn i hate being up this early

 

[Westy]

Damn i hate being up this early

Me too mate

 

[camscockle20vT]

Me too mate

Its all the womans fault, i could fire her out of a cannon, in some sort of takishis castle type death penalty!

 

[CHEZ]

Damn i hate being up this early

get used to it dude!
because once the pitter patter of little feet comes, yow shall be up early all the time!............it sucks big time!
cant remember the last time i had a lie in!

 

[Westy]

I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates

 

[CHEZ]

I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates

nice one fred! keeping it real! i hope you have a good day and the weather is good for you!
its lashing it down here, and i promised to take the tribe a day out to newcastle!
it sounded good last night!

 

[s3dave]

I'm only up at this time to line my stomach for having a Stella on the train at 11:00! Arsenal V Spurs today at the emirates

Come on you Spurs!!!

The sun is beating it down here Chez!

 

[jojo]

Come on you Spurs!!!

The sun is beating it down here Chez!

Westy probably had a multiple orgasm.

 

[coatesy]

Going to see Chris Ramsey tonight. Woo first time Iv been to see a stand up comic.

Any one else got plans for tonight

 

[camscockle20vT]

Going to see Chris Ramsey tonight. Woo first time Iv been to see a stand up comic.

Any one else got plans for tonight

I saw him last year at the glee club in birmingham, he was just the compare then, but was quality, proper took the **** out the hecklers.

 

[s3dave]

Im sick of getting kicked in the *** today.... fcn Spurs...

 

[Westy]

Have some of that you skanky spurs cnts!

 

[CHEZ]

im sick of getting my eyes ripped out! fcn £45 for 2 pizzas at pizza shed!
nice though! om nom nom!

 

[coatesy]

im sick of getting my eyes ripped out! fcn £45 for 2 pizzas at pizza shed!
nice though! om nom nom!

Are they 86" pizzas if not if be rubbing my bell all over the shop window for ripping my off

 

[CHEZ]

nope! just 2 large stuffed crust pizzas, wedges and drinks!
£17.25 each the pizzas just looked at receipt...................................

 

[Sandra]

nope! just 2 large stuffed crust pizzas, wedges and drinks!
£17.25 each the pizzas just looked at receipt...................................

lol Chez, i hope they were exceptionally good for that price. x

 

[CHEZ]

lol Chez, i hope they were exceptionally good for that price. x

they were nice sandra but not that nice! lol
here is a pic of the receipt in case you dont believe me!
i think they took advantage of my good nature, i even donated a cup of rice apparently , must have been the mo!

 

[Sandra]

Hey chez, did they give you some shares in the business as well, lol. As long as you enjoyed the pizza x

 

[16Klappe]

Well bro's what an evening.

How are we all? I'm settled in with a beer and xbox now.

 

[coatesy]

Hiyyyaaaaaa!

My name is Alex, I like pot noodles and dolphins. Most days not at the same time..

I also like silly things like potatoes with faces..

 

[camscockle20vT]

Hiyyyaaaaaa!

My name is Alex, I like man noodle and rubber mallets. Most days at the same time..

I also like silly things like potatoes with faces..

 

[coatesy]

what? no one allowed to post in here any more ... homos.

 

[Welly]

Morning anus munchers

 

[coatesy]

Morning anus munchers

Wheyyy! A friend.....

Everyone seems to of died in here...

How's the man car coming along. Mother found out yet lol