ASN's Pub

[jojo]

Jojo has no choice to encourage the homoness after all on a weekend he's called coco and does anything for a little bit of money and dirty talk

My secret is out!

 

[Westy]

You have dyed your facial hair..... What colour minge red..


Sorry mate,,, but that is fcn funny...

It's just brown so that it's not ginger. Pics are in the Movember thread.

 

[CHEZ]

Tell them what? That it's dyed?! I dont care. I was telling people it was died last year. I'm still more manly then chez lol.

ah! ha ha ha ha ha ha! you big puff!
blue rinse on that sir? ah ha ha ha heee!

 

[camscockle20vT]

ah! ha ha ha ha ha ha! you big puff!
blue rinse on that sir? ah ha ha ha heee!

Enjoying the stella chez?

 

[Westy]

ah! ha ha ha ha ha ha! you big puff!
blue rinse on that sir? ah ha ha ha heee!

It's for charity plus nobody has even noticed and said it looks dyed so meh.

 

[superkarl]

I'm watching project X...

And it is ****ing awesome!!!!!!

 

[s3dave]

Westy has just finished his voodoo doll of Karl and is now stabbing him repeatedly in the eye....

 

[superkarl]

I'm watching project X...

And it is ****ing awesome!!!!!!

 

[Westy]

Westy has just finished his voodoo doll of Karl and is now stabbing him repeatedly in the eye....

I was the one who mentioned it. I don't care, all my mates know what I've done and some of them have even copied to make their mo's look more impressive

 

[camscockle20vT]

I'm watching project X...

And it is ****ing awesome!!!!!!

I'm watching project X...

And it is ****ing awesome!!!!!!

Its that good he post it twice!

 

[s3dave]

Not a bad game, shame we lost....

Ibrahimovic is a fcn legend....

 

[CHEZ]

It's for charity plus nobody has even noticed and said it looks dyed so meh.

i know its for charity mate but fred! howay man!
its all about looking a prize plonker for a month, warts and all!
is it really bright ginger like? proper orange? as if your face has been dipped in tobacco or something?
come on dude, no more dying it! let us see your winter plumage!

 

[Westy]

i know its for charity mate but fred! howay man!
its all about looking a prize plonker for a month, warts and all!
is it really bright ginger like? proper orange? as if your face has been dipped in tobacco or something?
come on dude, no more dying it! let us see your winter plumage!

No it's not orange lol. It has a few gingery bits as well as blonde and grey but it just doesn't look as impressive as it does now

 

[superkarl]

That film was insane. InspirationalFreds moustache in his first movember year was awesome. Wasn't it tango lip?!

 

[Westy]

That film was insane. InspirationalFreds moustache in his first movember year was awesome. Wasn't it tango lip?!

No it was the worst. It had no real shape and it was multicoloured.

 

[ScottD3]

Morning Lads.

How is everyone today?


Jay, I thought you worked in an office mate?

 

[Jay A3]

That was my third job by that age! Tough up bringing

 

[coatesy]

Mornings,

Man I'm doing some beautiful farts today, there enough to wipe out a small country.

Can't wait to get my car back on the road. Sick of driving under powered cars. Need some boost back in my life

 

[CHEZ]

there you go under coat!

about 50p from your local corner shop dude! (of which boro has loads of!)

 

[coatesy]

50 pence you having a laugh chocolate bars cost at least 80 pence these days..

 

[jojo]

50 pence you having a laugh chocolate bars cost at least 80 pence these days..

Or 3 for £1 at my local Londi's.

 

[coatesy]

Or 3 for £1 at my local Londi's.

its a good job i dont really like chocolate... im a real man that likes beer, pies and parmo's. ill leave the chocolate for the women....

 

[Sandra]

Afternoon guys, if your giving away chocolate in the pub today, i think its only fair that you share with me. My request is for a topic. x

 

[CHEZ]

i will have a bag of pork scratchings! i am watching my figure! :thumbsup:

 

[s3dave]

i will have a bag of pork scratchings! i am watching my figure! :thumbsup:

Dont be so hard on yourself Chez....

Was the scratchings a pudding after the parmo??....

 

[coatesy]

Was the scratchings a pudding after the parmo??....

They are to put on his parmo..

 

[CHEZ]

crumbs! quiet in here tonight!

is the bingo on or something?????????????????????
or has everybody went out and bought the new cod?

 

[Jay A3]

Maybe

 

[CHEZ]

aah! jay!
you been lurking long?
hows tricks fella?

 

[superkarl]

i've been the gym and now im going to chill out with a brew with the mrs

 

[CHEZ]

special brew karlito?

 

[s3dave]

Karl would never wake up or turn into roul mote..with special brew Chez!! that was nasty shiz....

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha! i know, it was rank dave!
as a youngster 1 can used to have me ratted!
can you even still buy it or has it been banned now?

 

[camscockle20vT]

Nah its still out there, rotting **** tramps livers chez.

I want it to snow so i can have a day off!

Thank **** its nearly friday is all i can say.

 

[CHEZ]

woop there it is! yak!

 

[s3dave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_n-LQndJAE

 

[s3dave]

 

[damo.h]

I'm back biaches! !! how is everyone ??

 

[coatesy]

I'm back biaches! !! how is everyone ??

Welcome back dude, the pubs changed since you've been gone...

You have to wear a dress to fit in now.. as well as do your fair share of queer banter lol

 

[camscockle20vT]

I'm back biaches! !! how is everyone ??

Dont listen to coatsey, a mini dress will do