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Jason.s said:
Been busy all day building our temp parts department ready for the building work on the 19th. Knackered! Just had a nice Chinese and getting ready to go out at midnight to buy cod then whore it into the small hours! :D 2 days off to smash it so you won't be hearing from me for a while lol.
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You guys having a refit as well?
Our local branch is having a refit, looks so far.
There has been a couple of annoyed customers who have to wait for parts and sale people to turn up to the porta cabins.

superkarl said:
bag of peanut m&ms, a protein bar, and some chocolate milk.
all is good again
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That's not man food.
Well, it is if you're kind of gay.
Peanut, mini man nuts.
Protein bar, full of mini man nut jizz.
Chocolate milk, cause you're into skatting.

Westy said:
Wish I had the time to play games like I used to :(
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Man up ***** and make time.



Morning y'all.
I want to learn the banjo, so when I go my own house with a porch or some form of decking, I can sit there with my rocking chair or chair swing (I've always wanted a rocking chair or chair swing on the porch/decking), I can sit there and play it while yelling "get off my land" In some form of mixed up bristolian, devon, south american style accent while launching last week's pasties at people via my pasty gun.
 
Yeah it's the new VW standards thing where we must have a 10 car showroom and this that and the other. While we're at it just about everything else on the building is getting done.
 
Jason.s said:
Yeah it's the new VW standards thing where we must have a 10 car showroom and this that and the other. While we're at it just about everything else on the building is getting done.
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It looks good so far.

I might have to pop in and buy some bits, stare at the fit tall blond and take a look.
 
Westy said:
I'm seriously going to hurt you when I see you next
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ScottB5 said:
Westy, was it?
I keep hearing mixed reviews.

Welly, I know what you mean but I've given up with COD. I'm hooked on Darksiders II.
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Yes mate I thought it was really good. It took the classic Bond mix and made it a bit more rough and rugged. Bonds enemy in it was class and the performance was similar to that of Heath Ledger as the joker in Batman. There will always be conflicting opinions. I'm a very difficult person to please with films and there aren't many that score highly with me but this was very enjoyable.
 
Westy said:
I saw skyfall last night and it was wicked.
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Watched it last week with the missus, it was good yes, a bit old school, non of the usual special tools and weapons we've been use to in recent Bond films. They kind of killed the old cast of an put in the new ones with this film*, even killing the Ast... I'll let you watch it yourself.


*spoiler alert!
 
jojo said:
Watched it last week with the missus, it was good yes, a bit old school, non of the usual special tools and weapons we've been use to in recent Bond films. They kind of killed the old cast of an put in the new ones with this film*, even killing the Ast... I'll let you watch it yourself.


*spoiler alert!
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Yeah but they have to try and keep it fresh, plus one of those characters takes it right back to the roots of Bond which I loved. Roll on the next film.
 
I'm in the next bond film.. my characters name is big sexy. I seduce men and women then kill them with a rubber fist made from rubber...

I take on the roll of big sexy that is bonds enemy because he scuttled bond when he was an orphan. The twist of the story is big sexy is big and sexy and ends up destroying bonds rear end that much that in the bond film after this one, he's in a wheel chair...
 
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coatesy said:
I'm in the next bond film.. my characters name is big dildo. I seduce men and women then kill them with a rubber **** made from eeeer rubber...

I take on the roll of big sexy dildo is bonds enemy because he scuttled bond when he was an orphan. The twist of the story is big dildo is big and sexy and ends up destroying bonds rear end that much that in the bond film after this one, he's in a wheel chair...
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Re written. :laugh:
 
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haha jojo i think we should work together and write films...


woo got both parts of my bumper just need to painting now but i should test fit first to make sure they fit with them not been real ones... shouldn't make much difference my false bottom half fitted fine last time.
 
Lmao no worries about turning this place into a wine bar or the blue oyster!

00scroatsey, her majestys strap on at your service. I like my seamen shaken not stirred ;)

Jojo why encourage the homoness, you know the mods will throw a fanny fit!
 
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Jojo has no choice to encourage the homoness after all on a weekend he's called coco and does anything for a little bit of money and dirty talk ;)
 
i enjoyed skyfall too fred.
they sort of took it back to basics, like you say, more rugged, a bit darker.
i still prefer le chifre in casino royale though, he was an awesome villain!
as for judi dench, it wasnt a choice that she left, health reasons means she has to. I liked their relationship though, i dont think it will be the same with the new M.

by the way i dont care that im saying all this, because if you havent seen it already, you dont deserve to watch it
 
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So is coco a stage name? We all know yours is coleen!

Im not a massive fan of the daniel craig as jimbo bond, i couldnt watch much of quantum of solace and vowed never to put myself through that again without taking some sort of halousagenic . But everyone has raved about this one, may have to get it on dvd :)

On a side note anyone use netflix?
 
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