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camscockle20vT said:
Afternoon all, just found my old ming blue touch up kit, anyone want it foc?

Much occurin?
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****** all here mate.

I've spent the last 2ish hours stripping down my old rotary phone and waiting for Darksiders II to install.
Can't work out if the game's installer is poo or my computer is being a tard.
 
Mylo's K03s Leon just made 261bhp on Bills heart breaker rollers. Eat that nonbelievers!
 
16Klappe said:
Mylo's K03s Leon just made 261bhp on Bills heart breaker rollers. Eat that nonbelievers!
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heartbreaker rollers? Was always under the impression bills and nikis were pretty much on par. They were with prawns results after the first build of the hybrid.
 
Westy said:
So what's the low down on the RR day?
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I turned up car made 10000bhp on space savers and everyone was like aww no way I wish I was as cool as you. Then every drove home in super Mario cars, because it was a really fun day and there was cake and ice cream... Even jelly.








I didn't go, and I bet there wasn't even cake ice cream or jelly..
 
audi upgrades
happy jo?

how was everyones weekend then?
i found a flat :yahoo:
and went to see Argo at the movies. was sick.
just eaten an EPIC pizza, jalepenos, red chillis, spicy sausage, tobasco sauce, and a pot of sour cream and chive dip to dunk it in. my **** will be ON FIRE tomoro.
just off to my mates to chill out.

oh and my clutch has decided to stop slipping, if thats at all possible. not that i care because i have a new one. so im going to rape my car now..... cheerio...
 
Jason.s said:
heartbreaker rollers? Was always under the impression bills and nikis were pretty much on par. They were with prawns results after the first build of the hybrid.
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They were given that nickname a couple of years back after countless people turning up thinking their cars were way above their actual power and then Bills rollers bringing them back down to earth with their accuracy.

Niki's rollers seem to read 2bhp lower than Bills, going by the results of today.

Gutted I couldn't go, but I was on the phone to every member of the terrorist squad as their car ran. More than anything I would have loved to have seen my old mate Mr T, sorry I wasn't there bro.

I fixed the A3 this aftdrnoon, new MAP sensor and all is good. Flowing 182.7g/s which = 228bhp. Just need to let it relearn and give it a good thrashing tomorrow to get the timing back up.
 
16Klappe said:
Gutted I couldn't go, but I was on the phone to every member of the terrorist squad as their car ran.
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I'm a full member of the squad ;)

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True story.



Quarter throttle cold engine safety boost. Manly all the same.
 
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16Klappe said:
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Try doing that again with the handbrake off Bro, might actually pull a bit then :thumbsup:

RR day was pretty epic, the usual top standards from Bill and the boys, plus some annoying fat guy taking the money and the forms :laugh:

Everything went well, many people were pleased, mylos 261bhp run was a bit of a shock, we knew it was good, but christ. Serious figures from a ko3S, and actually a decent plot too. very cool.

the old girl ran 307bhp for me, so over the moon with that :)

Here's Daves handy work glowing a little!

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K04 hybrid a3 - 307bhp at badger 5 - YouTube

Relentless manifold glowing red hot! - YouTube

happy days
 
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Prawn said:
quality post there Scott, full of meaningful content :laugh:
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Its to early and I'm all out of caring. :ninja:

Just to early man, sat here plowing my through more web based training courses that work has given me.

Over the last week I've done about 6 training courses.
phishing emails, correct desk set up, importing and exporting of goods, something to do with bribery, bullying and something else to do with something that I can't remember.

OMG, bring on tuesday.
I'm going to win that £121m and I'll be all like "yeah *****es!!!" and take a massive stella induced dump on the bosses desks and in the server racks from the top down.
 
ScottB5 said:
OMG, bring on tuesday.
I'm going to win that £121m and I'll be all like "yeah *****es!!!" and take a massive stella induced dump on the bosses desks and in the server racks from the top down.
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no way this is exactly what im going to do tomorrow when i win ... how strange is that...

im sure we will both win as 60 million each is plenty!

oh and hello morning and that..

so sad having to get a left to work this morning.. poor car with its fallen off front bumper :(
 
ScottB5 said:
Its to early and I'm all out of caring. :ninja:

Just to early man, sat here plowing my through more web based training courses that work has given me.

Over the last week I've done about 6 training courses.
phishing emails, correct desk set up, importing and exporting of goods, something to do with bribery, bullying and something else to do with something that I can't remember. .
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there is a pattern here scott, stop grassing your boss up mate! then he wont torture you with meaningless tasks! :whistle2:

on a happier note, i have finished a full weekend of night shifts! oosh! get in there! :rock:
 
CHEZ said:
there is a pattern here scott, stop grassing your boss up mate! then he wont torture you with meaningless tasks! :whistle2:

on a happier note, i have finished a full weekend of night shifts! oosh! get in there! :rock:
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Nothing to do with grassing him up.
Its a corporate thing.
Everyone in the company has to do it
 
good evening people!
the pubs been a bit quiet of late! whats been happening to it?
technically for me, its friday night right now, so i shall be mostly having a few shandys without the lemonade!
anything descent on the box tonight people?
 
Wish it was my friday chezbo, another 3 days to go :(

Nout on the rott box either other than im a z list celebrity get me out of here.

Glad to see everyone had a good time at bills, i still need to break my dyno virginity.
 
camscockle20vT said:
Glad to see everyone had a good time at bills, i still need to break my dyno virginity.
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dont get sucked in cam! or you too will be squabbling about gains and logs, leaks and flow!
get a derv and keep it real son!
moving on,
a bloke at work has just went out and traded his M3 for an immaculate B7 RS4 saloon in misano red, with 22k on the clock!
it is my goal in life to own one of these i think! sooooooo quick standard out the box with no tinkering around needed!
i will pressurise him to take me out/ give me a go! :drool:
 
Been busy all day building our temp parts department ready for the building work on the 19th. Knackered! Just had a nice Chinese and getting ready to go out at midnight to buy cod then whore it into the small hours! :D 2 days off to smash it so you won't be hearing from me for a while lol.
 
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Dont worry chez im not chasing numbers, just would be good to have some proof with the claims.

And i dont tinker anymore, just seem to break things as of late.

You sorted your bumper yet scroatsey?
 
Jason.s said:
Been busy all day building our temp parts department ready for the building work on the 19th. Knackered! Just had a nice Chinese and getting ready to go out at midnight to buy cod then whore it into the small hours! :D 2 days off to smash it so you won't be hearing from me for a while lol.
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Was going to nip out and get it ...but im working tomoz so it is fruitless, plus i went over the DD limit about 10pm...;).....Enjoy...
 
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