ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

My mustache is so long I lick it when I eat cereal...

pics! or it does not happen..............

 

[Westy]

My mustache is so long I lick it when I eat cereal...

You lick windows too.

 

[superkarl]

Just get the awesome kit mate a you'll need clutch as well.

got a LUK kit already.
i want to go single mass because as jase says it'l rev and respond well, which i think is a downfall of these cars. I dont want to go too light tho.
i believe oem is about 25lbs, and i've seen a few SMF that are about 16lbs. super light ones are like 8lbs which is just too much

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all
I'm alive

Work has finally got a bit busy and I'm loving.

 

[s3dave]

Morning all
I'm alive

Work has finally got a bit busy and I'm loving.

Nice Scott, you will have to save the 5 knuckle shuffles for home time now....

 

[coatesy]

im eating luck charms ! boom, best cereal!

im bored as crap, i just want to falcon punch everyone i work with square on in the face! like POW!!!!! Take that mother Fker!

 

[ScottD3]

Like this?

 

[camscockle20vT]

Welcome back scott, thought you had jumped off a cliff or something.

 

[ScottD3]

Welcome back scott, thought you had jumped off a cliff or something.

Nahh mate.

Busy busy at the moment.
Which is cool but I seem to get withdrawal symptoms from this place.
Hopefully it will pass.

 

[coatesy]

Currently sat in the doctors waiting for my appointment that was at half 4, tbh everyone sat here with me can just suck my massive man piece!

I hate people

 

[camscockle20vT]

Currently sat in the doctors waiting for my appointment that was at half 4, tbh everyone sat here with me can just suck my massive man piece!

I hate people

Finally having those genitle warts looked at mate?

And good to see you about scotty dawg!

 

[coatesy]

Finally having those genitle warts looked at mate?

Yeah mate them ones your wifey gave me when I was giving her a baby.... Ooooo I went there !

Nah not warts dude iv got a spot like thing on my tonsil like a big horrible yellow popable thing.

Went to the docs and he was like oh just pop it... Erm how? Its half way down my throat.. also surly if I pop it, it could cause infection then that would make everything worse... The penis

 

[CHEZ]

Nah not warts dude iv got a spot like thing on my tonsil like a big horrible yellow popable thing.

erooo! too much info! scroatsy!
could it not be parmo"itis or the dreaded parmo pox?

our doctors that we visit just want to give you sick notes not fix you! the useless feckers!
get well soon undercoat! xx

 

[coatesy]

erooo! too much info! scroatsy!
could it not be parmo"itis or the dreaded parmo pox?

our doctors that we visit just want to give you sick notes not fix you! the useless feckers!
get well soon undercoat! xx

Haha thanks babe !

Well I managed it get one of my scabby fingers on it and boom yellow and green stuff everywhere... Huge hole in my tonsil, gargled some tcp... That stuff is the worst.

Just got to wait for it to get infected now lol which it probably will xoxox

 

[s3dave]

Haha thanks babe !

Well I managed it get one of my scabby fingers on it and boom yellow and green stuff everywhere... Huge hole in my tonsil, gargled some tcp... That stuff is the worst.

Just got to wait for it to get infected now lol which it probably will xoxox

That reminds me of my brekkie this morning ..boiled eggs and soldiers,,, that included popping a yellow thing....

 

[superkarl]

dave has just ruined boiled eggs.

shouldnt get infected scroatsy. the mouth is one of the fastest places to heal. did your doc not tell you that? just gargle saline solution every so often to clean it

 

[coatesy]

shouldnt get infected scroatsy. the mouth is one of the fastest places to heal. did your doc not tell you that? just gargle saline solution every so often to clean it

He didn't say that like, he's a penis... I did use some tcp to gargle this morning.

 

[16Klappe]

Yup.

 

[superkarl]

i bet that has the structural rigidity of a soggy ****

 

[16Klappe]

i bet that has the structural rigidity of a soggy ****

Haha now I've edited the image to what I actually meant to put, it looks like you're commenting on my mustache which is even funnier.

 

[superkarl]

and it still applies lol

good growth for a week

 

[CHEZ]

My mustache is so long I lick it when I eat cereal...

you still have a coco pop on your chin there jardo!

 

[jojo]

Damn these early nights! Can't motivate myself to wash my car in the dark!

 

[s3dave]

Evening Peeps, what is everybody up to ?

im just chilling tonight , beer in the fridge ready for some thursday night swilling...

Just pre-ordered CODs Black-OPS 2 ...just a waiting game now.....

 

[CHEZ]

Evening Peeps, what is everybody up to ?

im just chilling tonight , beer in the fridge ready for some thursday night swilling...



Just pre-ordered CODs Black-OPS 2 ...just a waiting game now.....

well done david! school night drinking FTW cheers!
i wont be bothering with the new black ops, did not think much of the first one and got rid of it after two weeks!
the new one looks even more silly!
not a patch on MW3 imo! MW3 is more down to earth!

 

[coatesy]

Mw3 is gay battlefield is where its at...

Even though I'm currently playing an mmo at the moment lol

 

[Jason.s]

Mw3 was terrible! Story was alright but mp was dog sh1t! Bored in a month. Midnight on Monday I'll be there buying it. Tuesday and Wednesday off work to whore zombies going to be epiiiic!! Zombies rule, fact.

Got a 4 pack of Strongbow pear on the go.

 

[superkarl]

MW1 and 2 were the best i think.
although i did play 3 because it was up to date with what everyone played.

if its not infinity ward, its poo.

staying in tonight and im actually swayed toward getting some beers in shock horror. best only have 2 or il be ****** as a fart

 

[Crazyfool]

Evening Peeps, what is everybody up to ?

im just chilling tonight , beer in the fridge ready for some thursday night swilling...

Waiting for wife to finish watching Strictly Come Bull**** so I can watch last weeks Hunted before it's on later tonight...may need a beer as well

 

[CHEZ]

online gaming is where its at!
i have had every call of duty and never played any of the storyline games yet i dont think!
having said that i dont play much at all these days!

 

[Sandra]

7000th post, who is buying me a drink???? x

 

[CHEZ]

7000th post, who is buying me a drink???? x

after shock is at the bar sange!

 

[Sandra]

​thanks Chez, my favourite. I can practically taste it. x

 

[CHEZ]

​thanks Chez, my favourite. I can practically taste it. x

i know, and its a virtual cinnamon one! just for you!

 

[camscockle20vT]

Snap chez iv not been on cod online for ages, i have gold membership that was just a waste. Mw2 was the best for me, only one i really played alot of and even prestiged once :woopwoo:

Iv been all over the shop today, and the mrs went over a mamoth speed bump and took the one side of the exhaust off the bracket, so iv just tiewrapped it till saturday when ill get it welded back.

So now its inbetweeners and junk food.

Well done on the 7000th post sandra, and all of it asn gold

And 1st ultrasound scan on sunday, wont find out what sex the baby is, but itl be good to see that the baby is ok.

Lmao sweatyscroatsey, i wondered why her chuff looked like audley harrison, sorry for the inconvenience and hope you make a full recovery, im sure your sex life would put a pig farmer to shame

Yeah mate them ones your wifey gave me when I was giving her a baby.... Ooooo I went there !

 

[coatesy]

cinnamon one!

Worst flavor ever you waist man, silver after shock is where its at! One of them with every double voddy.... Hmm there's the reason right there why I don't go out drinking often..

 

[CHEZ]

Worst flavor ever you waist man, silver after shock is where its at! One of them with every double voddy.... Hmm there's the reason right there why I don't go out drinking often..

thats what sandra drinks you plank! not what i drink!
and if thats what the lady wants................

 

[Sandra]

Thanks Chez, that virtual aftershock was real nice. X Cami thanks for the lovely comment ASN GOLD, that made me smile. X Coatsey, red after shock is the best. x

 

[coatesy]

thats what sandra drinks you plank! not what i drink!
and if thats what the lady wants................

how am i supposed to know that, you absolute lady garden...

Coatsey, red after shock is the best. x

nooo silver is the best x

 

[coatesy]

Morning you delectable angel faces..

I thought it was Thursday but its only Friday fk yeaaahhhhh!

My penis growth was about an extra three inches when I realized it was Friday. Now my Wang is 6ft 3" long .....