That Santander advert where the actors can't say the word "pounds". Just winds me up. It is pounds, not panes. Panes???? It is England, we deal in Pounds!
Also, when I am in my local Sainsburys and the tannoy comes on with details of an offer that day, and it is done in some silly northern accent. Puts me right off. I live down south with the majority of this country. Choose a local accent!
I also really hate buying a coffee these days. All I want is a coffee. If I wanted a fat inducing, obese making chocolate cake I would ask for one.
Blockbuster. I rent a DVD, but that just isn't enough for them. Would I like to rent 4 DVD for a tenner? Well, I might do if you had 4 decent films, but until you do, leave me alone. And no, I don't want to pre reserve a film that is due to be released in 2 months time.
WHSmith. I buy a paper, maybe a book, or some stationery. Would I like some chocolate? No I don't! I would have picked it up myself, I have eyes, and arms!!!!! Please leave me the **** alone! And then they give me all the vouchers that I will never use.
McDonalds. I would like a cheeseburger... "Is that a meal". Arggggggggh I haven't even finished yet......and no, it is not a meal because I don't want a drink I just want a cheeseburger and fries, and if you let me finish you would know that.