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CHEZ said:
aww shucks! cheers fred! i take it your on the chezza artois mate?
dave just finished a 12 hour day shift mate! chillaxing now! :thumbsup:
have i missed much?
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Actually I've not been sleeping well for the last couple of weeks so I'm having a night off the booze, boshing a load of sleeping tablets then having an early night.
 
oh dear!
i could sleep for england if were not for a 2 year old waking me up EVERY MORNING @ 6am :gaehn:
****** kids! dont ya just love em!
i literally have not had a lie in for over 2 years godamnit!
enjoy it while you can fred! thats what i say! and if getting out your tree on sleepers does the trick, go for it mate! :thumbsup:

p.s.............. ITS ONLY SNOWING!
 
what a great synopsis of the evening dave.

my helm has thawed, with some roast chicken on my lap.
gonna chill with the mrs and prob watch some **** TV.

have a lovely weekend fellas

much love xxx
 
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superkarl said:
what a great synopsis of the evening dave.

my helm has thawed, with some roast chicken on my lap.
gonna chill with the mrs and prob watch some **** TV.

have a lovely weekend fellas

much love xxx
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sounds lovely karlos! are you going to pop the question to mrs karlos then?

































:ohmy:
 
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Well iv drunk 6 bottles of holdten pills and am now doing jaygher or yager bombs what ever the kids call it theses days! No make up today dave, thats for a sunday when my name is baaaabra :)

People are now watching this gay tv station called mtv and dancing like complete bellends whilst i sit here on asn like a complete hom :D good times.

Also the titty twisler is getting a service tomorow depending how hung over i am :)
 
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Well Dave I didn't choke on my parmo.. ;)

Just watched Darren Brown apocalypse. Was pretty cool just got to watch next Fridays now..

As for the snow that can suck my dong!

Erm yeah that's pretty Much my input.

Going to continue to be a sloth and play games

Love you all twice xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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Errrm well 12pilstobs and a frantic drive back in the tt has really messed me about lol

The mrs was driving!

Cant wait for abit of snow, even tho its a gay tt i cant wait to 4 wheel drift it around my local abandoned pub car park :)

Im gay for being on asn now i know, but face book is gaaay! I dont care that you took a dump 2 hours ago and it looked like mikey mouses fore skin!
 
Looks like everyone had a good night then :laugh:

Who'd have thought after so long of being quiet and reserved in 8L that Coatsey was actually a complete fruit cake?

I do like the sound of this Parmo thing though :(

Stuck at work, weather is horrific. **** that.
 
Uk me its uking cold!! Crazy talk on fb of snow not far away. Do one snow!! Oh hello snow, someone left a message for you to call them back, the number is 01 21 DO1!!!
 
Just woke up and the heating has only just come on, ****** freezing. Worst part is I now have to open windows in 3 bedrooms to help the fresh plaster dry out :(

Off to get my continental tyres fitted this morning.
 
Prawn said:
Looks like everyone had a good night then :laugh:

Who'd have thought after so long of being quiet and reserved in 8L that Coatsey was actually a complete fruit cake?

I do like the sound of this Parmo thing though :(

Stuck at work, weather is horrific. **** that.
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Hahaha gay :p

Yey parmo army ! Where are you working?

should get you a parmo made up and sent down! along with cake and beer, it would be like the asn survival pack ha!

Iv just rolled out of bed to wait for the post man if he doesnt come, I'm going to let his van tyres down and kick his sh1t cat in the face when I next see him...
 
cold weather is awesome. car feels great!
i nailed it home from the gym last night, got home, popped the bonnet and touched the inlet manifold and it was as cold as the road!

*** chez. you got me in a world of grief!
 
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superkarl said:
cold weather is awesome. car feels great!
i nailed it home from the gym last night, got home, popped the bonnet and touched the inlet manifold and it was as cold as the road!

*** chez. you got me in a world of grief!
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Your post Sir made me laugh, I can't believe you feel your car up after the Gym....Lol
 
Sup brosephs, how is your tackle hanging today.

Just made some pizza dough and been to Tesco to get some funky beers. Got a bottle of Bavarian beer one Scottish and a bottle of spiced apple and honey magners! Bone-***!

Haha just scared a little girl to death with an exhaust pop. Win!

In the words of my girlfriend "haha yes, that made my day."

Anyone got any good plans for today or are you just sitting at home prodding your ring pieces x
 
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Well that was an afternoon of shouting swear words and throwing things around the garage! Went to do coilovers, couldn't even take the wheel off due to last garage to fit front tyres gunned up the bolts to fck!! Got 4 off rounded the last. Smashed a 16 on and that slipped too. So that put an end to that! Fitted the b5 TIP instead which was a ***** aswell but it got done in the end. So that was it... Gay!
 
Bad crack dude, ny mate always guns up my wheels but the gun never seems to go tighter than the torque setting of 120, I'm sure you will get it sorted man, then you will have some nice lows.


Eaten my home made pizza, it was pro man pizza about two inches thick with endless amounts of cheese and toppings.

On to the second bottle of wired beer. Wish I'd of got more than three bottles now :( I'm sure the bottle of jack will see me right :D
 
In sure someone at work can get it off. Had to take loads of locking wheel nuts off at jag. We used to love that. Big torch for burning the hell out of it then chisels and big hammers. Then charge customer for new wheel lol
 
Jason.s said:
In sure someone at work can get it off. Had to take loads of locking wheel nuts off at jag. We used to love that. Big torch for burning the hell out of it then chisels and big hammers. Then charge customer for new wheel lol
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could you not weld an old socket onto the bolt?
weld is well strong!
 
Full bottle of vodka gone, 4 cans of relentless gone. Piiiissed up
 
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Full bottle of vodka gone, 4 cans of relentless gone. Piiiissed up
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Urgh heads farting.. but it makes me feel better knowing that when you wake up, your heads going to hurt a lot more than mine ;)


And special plans for today gomos ?


(gomo's would mean gay homos, not a spelling error)
 
Been up and decorating spare bedroom since 8. Going to pub for lunch at 1 then back to decorating again. Using loads of poly filler to sort out all the knocks and dents in the plastered walls. Also bought a corner sander which is a god send. Blasting round this room in double time thanks to it ;)
 
Good thing is I don't get hangovers...ever! Could get absolutely smashed to the point of not being able to stand up and still get up next morning early and fresh as a daisy. Usually start all over again lol.
 
Afternoon all, this extra hour malarkey is the shiz!

Have had a productive day, sorted out a few things on the mrs streetKA and been to look at 2 houses we like the look of, not to burgal but to buy ;)

Things dont half start moving fast when your expecting a sprog!

I was a wee bit mongoled on friday then saturday night was tapas food and peroni for the old dears 55th, i love that beer :)

I try not to do hangovers, have a bottle of water after a skin full and its all good.
 
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