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Jo, twitchy back end before or after this?

Before, I lost all power, and with the MAF connected, it just wanted to stall, so limped it back off the track. for the second session, I only realised I had no turbo when I floored it off the start, so just drove round taking corners quick, but getting lapped by everyone, but it was quite slippery, even with only 100odd horse power only.
 
whats up fuglys?
thats it for me! finished now until monday night! :salute: wooooooooooo hoooooo!
not a lot going on in here is there?
i think everybody should have a few stellas like me and join the party!
also its pay day and i have a parmo ordered! TRIPLE BONUS!





as you were...................................................
 
Payday isn't until next Friday for me :(

if anyone's bored they can come here and clean one of my fish tanks if they want. I really cba!
 
Lol I'm usually fine doing it but just cba. If the filter wasn't so big it'd be alright. Plus having to constantly watch where the fish are makes it harder (5 piranhas)
 
Chezbo well done on the parmo ordering!

I'm currently sat playing on my game while the girlfriend watches the Kardashians ... Iv never been so offended by television in my life. Bunch of cretins on that program.
 
well that was lush!
i am properly full now, and i took the liberty to take a few pics before i demolished it so you know what me and duffle coat are refering to when we say "a parmo"...........
observe,



and...............





mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
 
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Looks alright that like bet its nothing compared to munchies 2 in eston near where I live there awesome every time with out fail.

No garlic and chilli sauce, your not doing this parmo eating correct :p
 
never had a boro parmo redcoat!
i have heard there special from that way though bud! maybe one day :eyebrows:
i like them pure and unscathed from toxic condiments trenchcoat! i bet you put vinegar on yours too? you dirty boy!
 
My god, that parmo thing looks horrendous, but much like a drunken photo of a kebab, we all know it'll taste epic.

Sadly, my new fat fighting regeime stops me from having one, ever :(
 
On a lighter note though, I've got all the parts to finish the car, and I'm picking up the engine crane this evening, then I've got sat / sun / mon off work, so hopefully by Monday I'll have a drivable track car again!
 
Its friday. WooHoo :jump:

Car's in the garage for the CV boot, MOT and fuel leak.
Wish me luck. I feel I need it.

friday woo!

im sure the car will be sound mate!

My god, that parmo thing looks horrendous, but much like a drunken photo of a kebab, we all know it'll taste epic.

how can you blaspheme the god like parmo..

kebabs aren't to be put in the same league as parmo lol at least parmo is made form chicken and kebab is amde from ring pieces toe nails and foreskin.
 
It's the donner meat that's made from a-holes, beaks, and feet :puke2:

But i could still quite happily eat it every day! Best food in the world.

You could also say the same about sausages...I used to make them in the butchers when i was 14 and you`d be surprised at the filth that goes into those but still taste awesome.
 
Bad start to a Friday already.. turns out my infrastructure (server/workstations) iv built for a school, doesnt work anymore.... Fml dead line for it to be in installed is next week.

Proper bo!
 
Morning all!

Nice message scott, double points for guessing who the rear end boys that scotty was refering too ;)

Hopefully selling the mrs street ka tomorow, all going towards the deposit for a mortgage! Im getting old now doing all this growd up stuff!

Much occuring?
 
Not a busting lot. Hoping the day goes fast so i can finally get my car tonight! Knowing my luck, and the fact its a friday it`ll go slow as hell i bet! :(
 
morning audi drivers,
off work but house bound! :(
sadly the downside to ordering loads off tinterweb is that somebody has to be in to collect it! currently waiting on a set of brembo discs and pads, 4 new tyres and a mini mouse duvet set and curtains! :sos:
so while pottering around trying to entertain a 2 year old and 6 month old puppy i have decided to carry out a very pikey task!
i am going to clean the house out of all old clothes and shoes and teddys,
and weigh them in!
ha ha! how tight am i?
i may as well get some cash for it! some of these jeans were £80 and theres a few expensive jackets there too!
the mrs will probably go chicken oriental!
wish me luck................................................
 
morning audi drivers,
off work but house bound! :(
sadly the downside to ordering loads off tinterweb is that somebody has to be in to collect it! currently waiting on a set of brembo discs and pads, 4 new tyres and a mini mouse duvet set and curtains! :sos:
so while pottering around trying to entertain a 2 year old and 6 month old puppy i have decided to carry out a very pikey task!
i am going to clean the house out of all old clothes and shoes and teddys,
and weigh them in!
ha ha! how tight am i?
i may as well get some cash for it! some of these jeans were £80 and theres a few expensive jackets there too!
the mrs will probably go chicken oriental!
wish me luck................................................

I was going to do that but the company never came over to collect the 4 black bags of clothes.
So I shoved them in the clothes bin at tesco.
 
The S3?

Spec?

Yep

Erm, completely standard well looked after 2000 prefacelift APY S3. 122k but the history is pretty awesome. Owned by MK1Chopper on here who i came to ADI with in said S3. Cactus green so pretty rare too. Just had all the rust sorted on the doors and roofrails so its pretty clean. Black leather recaro`s (thank god i hate cream leather! lol)

Got a huge list of stuff im fitting to freshen it up aswell as some nice shiny bits :)
 
Yep

Erm, completely standard well looked after 2000 prefacelift APY S3. 122k but the history is pretty awesome. Owned by MK1Chopper on here who i came to ADI with in said S3. Cactus green so pretty rare too. Just had all the rust sorted on the doors and roofrails so its pretty clean. Black leather recaro`s (thank god i hate cream leather! lol)

Got a huge list of stuff im fitting to freshen it up aswell as some nice shiny bits :)
was it parked on the front row?
i walked past it and was like 'wow thats a nice green'
 
is it home time yet?

I'm getting excited

Not for you but it is for me in about 3 hours.
Then I got to wait for my lift to pick my car up.

Poor Audrey, another man is playing with her. I do hope she's ok.

Yep

Erm, completely standard well looked after 2000 prefacelift APY S3. 122k but the history is pretty awesome. Owned by MK1Chopper on here who i came to ADI with in said S3. Cactus green so pretty rare too. Just had all the rust sorted on the doors and roofrails so its pretty clean. Black leather recaro`s (thank god i hate cream leather! lol)

Got a huge list of stuff im fitting to freshen it up aswell as some nice shiny bits :)

Very nice.
I remember seeing a green A3, so it could have been his.

Shiny bits?
Going to keep it clean and looked after or going to track it?

anyone fancy doing an assignment for me.
it takes SOOOOOO *** LONG when ive got the laptop open reading all you guys' crap!

Nope.
Sorry dude.
 
Itching to buy an A3 T Sport!! lol. Watching many on ebay, but have no funds as yet.... boooo.

How is everyone in the freshly vaccumed pub today?