ASN's Pub

[coatesy]

you are an alright angler, il give you that

hes a right wangler! haha






Employee Self Evaluation Form give that a look its quite a bit of reading but its fun none the less

 

[ScottD3]

I'd like a go at an RS. They have 300bhp as standard and a fair bit less torque then me they probably have more grin then my fecking ling langs though!

Tonight Karl I'm mainly ordering oil cooler fittings

My mate got one, went out with him a couple of times in bristol.
New exhaust and remap.
Scares the living **** out of me.
80 down back lanes with the steering wheel twitching all over the place when he floors it.
*** nutter he is.

Nice car. shame its a ford.

This is how he takes a courner at Combe.

 

[superkarl]

Tonight Karl I'm mainly ordering oil cooler fittings

nice. you want it all fitted for bedford?
i was telling my old man before that i think next year il do a proper trackday at bedford with you and tam. its cheap and i like the look of the track. 3rd november is a little early tho!

 

[16Klappe]

In the real world they are an amazing car to drive, a real brute and a very fun car to be in.

HOWEVER; in the same real world on a twisty B Road a Clio RS200 will keep up and offer you 10x the fun for half the price and half the risk. It's the power that makes an RS good

 

[coatesy]

haha is that his genuine reg plate... porno! that is the best you have to tell your friend never ever sell, that plate unless it to me and i will have to save for years to buy it!

 

[ScottD3]

haha is that his genuine reg plate... porno! that is the best you have to tell your friend never ever sell, that plate unless it to me and i will have to save for years to buy it!

Yup.
Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
Not sure what its on now.
I should pop up and say hello.

 

[coatesy]

Yup.
Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
Not sure what its on now.
I should pop up and say hello.

aww man! dude's a frigin' legend! tell him ill be his friend ... lol

 

[Westy]

Yup.
Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
Not sure what its on now.
I should pop up and say hello.

He traded a GT3 for an RS! Is he made?

 

[ScottD3]

He traded a GT3 for an RS! Is he made?

He had it at the same time.

 

[Westy]

He had it at the same time.

Well that's just greedy and now I'm well jel

 

[Prawn]

lmao. i hope im not the only one sat at home laughing my head off at jardos contribution to the adi picture thread?

i must admit I giggled too.

All a bit **** erotic wasn't it?

No hard feelings ey lads

i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there

 

[superkarl]

dont be jel fred, you have an S3 that can travel through time and space and create black holes whilst tearing your face off

 

[Westy]

dont be jel fred, you have an S3 that can travel through time and space and create black holes whilst tearing your face off

Did I mention it also tears off women's knickers as it goes by?

 

[ScottD3]

i must admit I giggled too.

All a bit **** erotic wasn't it?

No hard feelings ey lads

i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there

******, fk you cnt face *****.













Nahhhh I jest.
All good fun mate.
Never any hard feelings when people express their views.

I do worry about Jardo at times.

 

[Westy]

i must admit I giggled too.

All a bit **** erotic wasn't it?

No hard feelings ey lads

i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there

Dude reply to my text

 

[ScottD3]

Did I mention it also tears off women's knickers as it goes by?

Pics.
You seen the videos of busty women in fast cars?

:thumbsup:

 

[CHEZ]

scott stop showing off!
i know somebody who owns a transit van, beat that eh!
anways whats up fuglys?
been working all weekend so finally letting my hair down with a few artois and ordering shizzle for the barge!
bought 4 x goodyear assymetric f1 2 so far, and a set of wheel nut covers.
need new discs and pads now,
but, how gay is ebay? its not like it used to be! i will have to phone the shop tomorrow to order my brembo discs and pads as there about 10 million options!
tomorrow i shall be taking TPS apart as i need service parts!
I LOVE SPENDING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME! (on me) its great!

 

[ScottD3]

scott stop showing off!
i know somebody who owns a transit van, beat that eh!
anways whats up fuglys?
been working all weekend so finally letting my hair down with a few artois and ordering shizzle for the barge!
bought 4 x goodyear assymetric f1 2 so far, and a set of wheel nut covers.
need new discs and pads now,
but, how gay is ebay? its not like it used to be! i will have to phone the shop tomorrow to order my brembo discs and pads as there about 10 million options!
tomorrow i shall be taking TPS apart as i need service parts!
I LOVE SPENDING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME! (on me) its great!

I wish he would lend me some cars.

Bout time chez, I remember you saying you needed them bits months ago.

 

[superkarl]

goodyear? brembo? on a hearse?!

 

[CHEZ]

goodyear? brembo? on a hearse?!

yes!
just standard oem brembos though karlsberg, nothing bling and daft!

 

[Westy]

Anyone watch "classic car rescue" on channel 5? Pretty cool stuff and they make it look so easy!

 

[jojo]

Anyone watch "classic car rescue" on channel 5? Pretty cool stuff and they make it look so easy!

Watching it now, can't stand Mario and Bernie, but the show itself is watchable to pass the time!

 

[Westy]

Watching it now, can't stand Mario and Bernie, but the show itself is watchable to pass the time!

Makes me want to go out and start a new project

 

[jojo]

Makes me want to go out and start a new project

These shows just make you Bankrupt! lol

 

[superkarl]

makes me want to smash bernie in the face!
that mustang looked awesome in the end tho!

 

[Westy]

makes me want to smash bernie in the face!
that mustang looked awesome in the end tho!

Yeah looked nice but I preferred the red porka last week.

Can't believe they did all that work in 3 weeks!

 

[superkarl]

i thought the porker was a dodgy job, they didnt really touch the engine.
at least with the mustang they rebuilt it completely.

 

[superkarl]

should i shave my beard off?

 

[CHEZ]

should i shave my beard off?

yes! you look like the yorkshire ripper!
use imac too






love ya!

 

[Westy]

yes! you look like the yorkshire ripper!
use imac too






love ya!

Lol, change your username to "Peter Sutcliffe"

 

[CHEZ]

Lol, change your username to "Peter Sutcliffe"

do it karlosberg!
then we will have a fred west and a peter sutcliffe! lol :busted_cop:

 

[superkarl]

i may put in a request for a name change then.
i dunno, will the legend of Superkarl live on??

 

[Westy]

do it karlosberg!
then we will have a fred west and a peter sutcliffe! lol :busted_cop:

All we need now is a Harold Shipman

 

[coatesy]

All we need now is a Harold Shipman

I go for that or Ted Bundy ... Either one is cool they were nice blokes

 

[CHEZ]

i may put in a request for a name change then.
i dunno, will the legend of Superkarl live on??

why aye man! of course it will bonny lad! soopadoopakaaarl! can you not remember badsanta?




do it! pete

 

[CHEZ]

I go for that or Ted Bundy ... Either one is cool they were nice blokes

go on then trenchcoat no knickers! change your name to ted bundy! i double dare you fella!

 

[coatesy]

go on then trenchcoat no knickers! change your name to ted bundy! i double dare you fella!

I think I would get my self a right good slap with the ban hammer. If I changed my name to Ted bundy unless fck it ill just do it on D poll website thingy

 

[CHEZ]

nar! you will be fine mate!
if not what about harry shipman? or eddy bundy? or something?

 

[camscockle20vT]

Seems the right place for a doting serial killer in here aye!

Iv just had very bad news, the company i work for have said that their making redundancies due to all of the goverment cuts, i may have to change my role to a lesser position and take a wage cut for a few months untill things get better!

Not impressed to say the least but i feel worse for those that will be losing their job alltogether. Bad times.

Coatsey for primeminister!

 

[ScottD3]

at least you got a job.
Don't knock it.


I've been threatened with redundancy for the last year.
It doesn't look like that's going anywhere any time soon.