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coatesy said:
Doh!




have to say cam aka ramscock, you look kind of thin and fragile, i can quite thankfully say my man crush on you has gone as i would snap you with the long stroke! i don't think you could keep up with mine and chez's leather only nights.
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Lmao yes i am a svelt gent, 6ft 12stone to be percise, and a tiny wang hence all the audis iv owned lol.

But as far as your face book pic goes! Well i didnt know you was a girl, the crush has now all but gone for me aswell!

And dont you worry son the bigger they are the harder they fall ;)

You and jardo have hit it off...... I hear bells.
 
camscockle20vT said:
Lmao yes i am well bent, 6ft 12stone to be precise, and have a tiny wang.

But as far as your face book pic goes! Well i didnt know you was a girl, the crush has now all but gone for me aswell!

And dont you worry son the bigger they are the harder they fall ;)

You and jardo have hit it off...... I hear bells.
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you never weigh 12 stone ! you fat pig!

im only 5ft 11 and weight 15 stone ! bosh !

haha yes i am a girl with an extra hairy chest.

wait you can hear us touching penis's from where you are....

as if your engaged as well that's pretty gay your only young, id make you a well better wife !
 
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coatesy said:
you never weigh 12 stone ! you fat pig!

im only 5ft 11 and weight 15 stone ! bosh !

haha yes i am a girl with an extra hairy chest.

wait you can hear us touching penis's from where you are....

as if your engaged as well that's pretty gay your only young, id make you a well better wife !
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You guys docking?!?!?!
 
Sandra said:
​Ok guys, who is Martin Curtis???
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from what i can make our he is one of us 8L lads, as hes got a very very very nice noggy s3 license plate n88ggy.

also hes going to GTI international and hes married think he got kids also lives in luton.

eee the things facebook gives away to complete wiredo like me... i don't know, no body is safe..
 
Help me out here guys, who is Martin Curtis? I have a friendship request on fb and i dont know who he is. :) x
 
CHEZ said:
in your flame suits?
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no in these....

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i like jardo to wear the girls one hes got the body for it
 
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coatesy said:
you never weigh 12 stone ! you fat pig!

im only 5ft 11 and weight 15 stone ! bosh !

haha yes i am a girl with an extra hairy chest.

wait you can hear us touching penis's from where you are....

as if your engaged as well that's pretty gay your only young, id make you a well better wife !
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Ha yes i am engadeded, in the old gay paris. Im sure if we had crossed paths a few years ago we would of hit it off and had skinny pie eating sex offending children.

You seem pritty cosy with the future wife yourself mate ;) i can see you have thouroghly facebook stalked me as is appropriate in theses circumstances.

Oh and i have big legs ;) look lovely in a set of heels.
 
Hah i know who is curtis? Im sure iv seen a sig with that in it, and that is one sweet noggy s3.

And do you mean taking the tail off a dog scotty? In that case yes ;)
 
camscockle20vT said:
Ha yes i am engadeded, in the old gay paris. Im sure if we had crossed paths a few years ago we would of hit it off and had skinny pie eating sex offending children.

You seem pritty cosy with the future wife yourself mate ;) i can see you have thouroghly facebook stalked me as is appropriate in theses circumstances.

Oh and i have big legs ;) look lovely in a set of heels.
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yes our life's would of been different to say the least.


you've got to be though haven't you especially on facebook so "everybody" can see..... yawn! im a proper blokey me im happy with a punch in the arm and say orite mate ! this is to the GF by the way, i dont really get all this love you lots all the time stuff but that's just me because im stone cold lol poor GF, i do try to be nice and loving but you know how it is when your a real hairy ar$ed man!

i bet you do look awesome in heels
 
I've missed you guys.

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Can we PLEASE have some sort of "Jardo's best bits of ASN from yesterday"?

I don't think I can handle the excitement of the 8L creche anymore, every time I open the forum a bit of wee comes out with the excitement of helping others and generally being a 1.8t god.

What they don't now though, is that I read threads and then ask Prawn the answers and rewrite them in my own poetic way. So as I can find a way of being helpful whilst maintaining my rock solid armor of being an international size thunder cnut.
 
coatesy said:
says the man sending me sexual messages to my phone and pictures of his sphincter
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after i have been to stewarts park letting my dog chase the squirrels, i will hang round st hildas where you work/sell yourself and give you a dirty sanchez young lad! :meeting:
for free! i think you will like that scroatsey!
 
CHEZ said:
after i have been to stewarts park letting my dog chase the squirrels, i will hang round st hildas where you work/sell yourself and give you a dirty sanchez young lad! :meeting:
for free! i think you will like that scroatsey!
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that's quite scary that i actually work near there hmm i will prepare my self for rape when at work tomorrow!

:sex::ninja: stealth bum!
 
fred the set i took off were fitted in may. and i cant remember the set before that, think they were about 4 months before that. i've lost count. but i think its all sorted now. going to a garage tomoro morning to check my toe settings.

one thing i noticed today though, is that falken fk452s have ****ing stif sidewalls. i could hardly move them
 
ScottB5 said:
Has this pub just turned in to some gay bar?

If Electric Six starts playing I'm off to get a cup and butt protection!!



Morning

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It does appear that way Scott.

It's not the place it used to be. Some new younger lads have started turning up and get a bit rowdy and metro! Unfortunately this is the way of the world and we have to embrace change. Just drink up and go with the flow :beerchug:

We might need to employ some security if it gets out of hand with all these whipper snappers not being able to handle their WKD ;)
 
Westy said:
It does appear that way Scott.

It's not the place it used to be. Some new younger lads have started turning up and get a bit rowdy and metro! Unfortunately this is the way of the world and we have to embrace change. Just drink up and go with the flow :beerchug:

We might need to employ some security if it gets out of hand with all these whipper snappers not being able to handle their WKD ;)
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I got my eye on them.
We'll make sure the youngsters tow the line.
 
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wheyyy!

the queer banter has already started! should the thread be now called the asn gay bar ....

every one at work today or are you just been a pikey not bothering ?
 
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Ha no scotty id call him a dingy with a hole in, very wet, and defintley going down ;)

Ha i usto be normal, im blaming this all on coat boy!

But i do see that you lot are slating the gay banter but stoking the fire so to speak!

Jacketsy im at work, just printed of your profile pic and put it on my desk :)
 
I at work.

Second friday of the month so I just got my September comissions. Whooooooop, got enough money to go and buy a nice pre facelift S3.
 
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Westy - Aw shucks, how come one Is so busy, what do you do for a living.

Cam that's lovely I printed your picture off and cut your girlfriends face out and replaced it with mine.. I hope you don't mind.


Jardo don't buy an s3 then you will never be able to go as fast as me or prawn
 
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