ASN's Pub

CHEZ said:
nope, but apparently audi 80"s did though
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Nope, only sport models with the additional VDO gauge set.

I know, I've had many :)

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back from my lovely formal shirt and tie day just back to wearing a shirt now ! booyah!

every one feeling extra gay in here to day?

do anything fun today? hit any boys with rubber mallets or something along them lines?

what's every ones plans for the rest of the day/night .

im going to hit the gym, then sit in it, eating ice cream, crying about how i said id never hit it again and i should be a better husband....
 
dave what times that on dude?
this evening i will be mostly pretty much on my lap top and drinking belgiums finest white canned red motif lager!
also, about 15 little pubes have just ran down the front of our terrace knocking on windows, expecting a chase! :gun2:
they nearly scared the poo out of me! so i went out and they were all running off saying "somebody come out" and "oy cnut" etc etc!
oh the joys of being a kid eh......................
now i know i done this as a youngster but i want to get my own back on these little feckers! "a la chez" stylee!
and apart from kicking 50 shades of shizzle out of them and getting locked up for something silly, have any of you guys any suggestions?
i have my trainers on ready and the door unlocked..................................
 
camscockle20vT said:
Well im highly upset that you havent accepted my fb request scroatst, i shall be round shortly with my favorite knife steve, i name my weapons :)

My night will consist of having food then a few bevvys since its friday tomorow.

Then the weekend will be gti fest and hopefully late night dyno run at dynodaze :)

Boom!
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i didn't even get a thingy saying you had added me think my girlfriend must of bee on my facebook..

anyway i added you !

and you jardo i sent you a man love request!


who is martin Curtis they added me as well.... i would like to have sex with your noggy s3!
 
as it happens fredy, i can run 20mins on the old treadmill again!
been today to the gym so i am limbered up!
my belly is just a vessel for storing large volumes of lager!
a super soaker will just spur them on i think
 
CHEZ said:
i can get a few in the back of the avant!
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Doh!




have to say cam aka ramscock, you look kind of thin and fragile, i can quite thankfully say my man crush on you has gone as i would snap you with the long stroke! i don't think you could keep up with mine and chez's leather only nights.
 
Chez, I tie my dogs to the banister in the house.
Wait for them to knock on the door, the dogs go mental, I open the door and the dogs run out with 40foot of training lead.

Not seen the kids since. :)
 
CHEZ said:
dave what times that on dude?
this evening i will be mostly pretty much on my lap top and drinking belgiums finest white canned red motif lager!
also, about 15 little pubes have just ran down the front of our terrace knocking on windows, expecting a chase! :gun2:
they nearly scared the poo out of me! so i went out and they were all running off saying "somebody come out" and "oy cnut" etc etc!
oh the joys of being a kid eh......................
now i know i done this as a youngster but i want to get my own back on these little feckers! "a la chez" stylee!
and apart from kicking 50 shades of shizzle out of them and getting locked up for something silly, have any of you guys any suggestions?
i have my trainers on ready and the door unlocked..................................
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9pm mate...

Let the kids have there fun... otherwise the little scrotes will come back and scratch the Wagon.....
 
s3dave said:
9pm mate...

Let the kids have there fun... otherwise the little scrotes will come back and scratch the Wagon.....
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yeah dave your right mate! it will just make them worse!
when i was a youngun, if we got a chase, that was a result! and would go every night as you were guaranteed a chase!
i am not fueling them!
no harm done...............................yet!

seen the info on that planned plane crash they organise! defo watching that!
 
CHEZ said:
really?
tading barrells of cider for suckling pigs, chewing straw and living in wooden huts? and saying oooooo aaaarrrrrr! lots!
ok then
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Its better than getting stab by some jumped up 6 year old with 14 toes, over sized head and a funny accent that no one apart from his mum/sister (its the same person) can understand.
 
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