ASN's Pub

[camscockle20vT]

Yeh i got that advice, and i was tempted but its my work car and kind of flapped abit lol.

Yes coatsey im a big gay goose in a girls car!

 

[coatesy]

i flapped abit ..

Doh! Like a girl.

I'm sorry ill leave you alone now. I take my self humor to far.


Id of brimmed it with diesel also if there was only 6 quids worth of petrol in it, at least it wasn't your TT lol

 

[camscockle20vT]

Doh! Like a girl.

I'm sorry ill leave you alone now. I take my self humor to far.


Id of brimmed it with diesel also if there was only 6 quids worth of petrol in it, at least it wasn't your TT lol

Lol its ok i can take it

Its worse when the mrs was taking the **** out of me saying shed never done such a stupid thing, my defence is that i can drive upto 4 diffrent cars a day so its confusing lol

 

[16Klappe]

Anybody fancy another ring trip, I want to go in April.

 

[ScottD3]

Anybody fancy another ring trip, I want to go in April.

I'm washing my hair that month mate.

 

[16Klappe]

I'm washing my hair that month mate.

****** hell Scott, when did that happen lol?

 

[ScottD3]

****** hell Scott, when did that happen lol?

If you turned up when you said you would, you would know!!

 

[jojo]

Anybody fancy another ring trip, I want to go in April.

I'm going to make I'm busy in April then! The Ring won't be a safe place with you there!

 

[16Klappe]

I'm going to make I'm busy in April then! The Ring won't be a safe place with you there!

Worried you'll get beaten by an A3 there too?

I did some logs again this morning out in the fog, 179g/ps, 224bhp brosef.

LOL Scott, sorry brosef. I forgot all about it and got ****** down wetherspoons instead.

 

[ScottD3]

Worried you'll get beaten by an A3 there too?

I did some logs again this morning out in the fog, 179g/ps, 224bhp brosef.

LOL Scott, sorry brosef. I forgot all about it and got ****** down wetherspoons instead.

****.
Could have invited me.
Bellend!!

 

[16Klappe]

You don't drink though Scott lol

 

[ScottD3]

You don't drink though Scott lol

Drunk you under the table lad!! :thumbsup:

 

[jojo]

Worried you'll get beaten by an A3 there too?

No mate, worried I get no Ring time once you shut the place down.

 

[16Klappe]

I really want to be supportive to Westicles, I want to be a friend in this dark hour. I really do.

But it's so much easier to just be a cnut.

 

[Reesy]

I think he might top himself.

Don't push him too far.

 

[16Klappe]

He's had a tough time in boot camp this week too, poor bloke.

 

[ScottD3]

I really want to be supportive to Westicles, I want to be a friend in this dark hour. I really do.

But it's so much easier to just be a cnut.

You do what you're good at mate :thumbsup:

 

[superkarl]

i've made him feel MUCH better. i know it

 

[s3dave]

i've made him feel MUCH better. i know it

And his fanny is super clean now.....

 

[Westy]

My mangina is clean as whistle now. Thanks Karl

I've had a quote for a garage to do te work if I supply the parts and lets just say I really hope I can do it myself next weekend!!!

 

[ScottD3]

With that post, I hope my car blows up.

 

[s3dave]

My mangina is clean as whistle now. Thanks Karl

I've had a quote for a garage to do te work if I supply the parts and lets just say I really hope I can do it myself next weekend!!!

go on.....?? are you still going to ADI?

 

[coatesy]

did you tell the garage your fanny was super clean? i bet you would of got some discount for that!

 

[Westy]

go on.....?? are you still going to ADI?

ADI is off for me I'm afraid. Will have to concentrate on recovering for my Bedford track day in November.

 

[16Klappe]

*ahem* sorry, I mean ermmm; that really sucks Westy Hugs to you

-

In all seriousness though, look in 8L chat. I am literally the most helpful person in the world ever.

 

[damo.h]

Who the fk is that set in my seat

Dave, Chez, chris n eveyone else... how do!
Scott, when was that pic took lol
Jardo, you is back!!
Cam, hows that girls car working out for ya

And Fred, sad times dude, LNM crew ftw... you can do it!!

 

[damo.h]

Oh yeah, Karl... ill be dropping your're mum off around 12'ish

 

[Prawn]

Anybody fancy another ring trip, I want to go in April.

You'll never go to the Ring, lets be honest. And would you really consider it after what's happened to us lot out there before? You'd be mad to do it. Not that you could ever afford it anyway

Drunk you under the table lad!! :thumbsup:

That's not hard, on his birthday he had 2 bottles of cider and got sleepy, then got the hump because we laughed, then spent the evening playing on my girlfriends computer in the corner whilst we all got ******

ADI is off for me I'm afraid. Will have to concentrate on recovering for my Bedford track day in November.

Clearly it was meant to be mate, at least this way with us both out everyone else can feel better about themselves as they won't be being lapped this year

 

[16Klappe]

LOL so true Pdog.

I don't drink, unless it's your party.

 

[ScottD3]

Prawn, Does he pass out easily?
Can we put him in the bath, cover him in shaving foam and shave his eyebrows?

 

[16Klappe]

Phil Miller.

My new hero!

 

[ScottD3]

Phil Miller.

My new hero!

Explain?

 

[16Klappe]

Phil Miller.

My new hero!

Explain?

Clutch thread, calling colonbumbanditadam a checkout boy.

Total hero.

 

[camscockle20vT]

Damo the girls car is great dude!lol

Klappe you on about me?lol

 

[16Klappe]

Damo the girls car is great dude!lol

Klappe you on about me?lol

Nooo not you, you're lovely.

Look in the clutch thread in 8L chat, some guy called colonicabadam or something. He's a total **** clown, he's been popping up on here for the last two years spreading his pearls of wisdom and gemerally being a *****.

He gobbed off at me one day, got proper lairy and said a load of ********. He rang my work and linked them to a thread I had posted in saying that main dealers were a rip off (in relation to Audi servicing) and tried to dob me in thinking I worked for Audi.

He also followed me on Facebook and sent me a load of abuse.

When he discovered I am a 6 foot psychopath and was offered the chance for him and two of his mates to have the **** kicked out of them at the Ace one night he went weirdly quiet and piped down a bit.

He was banned from here for 6 months, now he seems to be back spreading more of his knowledge.

/rant.

Since when did you have a tin turtle?

 

[Westy]

When he discovered I am a 6 foot psychopath

6 foot is small

He does have some real good pearls of wisdom though, you should take note

 

[16Klappe]

What WMI have you got babe?

AEM?

x

 

[camscockle20vT]

Why thank you klappe, i dont think iv seen you write something positive about a member on here lol only joking.

I think people take you too to heart, you seem a good guy thats just a wind up merchant lol. If they cant handle the banter then **** off!

Iv been shot down by many a member that has more knowledge than me in something iv said as sound advice in my opinion.

And i havent cried yet

As for the titty twizler, got it about 2 weeks ago, the mrs wanted a new car and i was missing my audi, so she drives it in the week and i thrash it of a weekend(if im not ******) i wanted a s3 over the TT but it was better than getting a gay cooper s.

Going to attend a good few meets and shows next season and atleast one trip to a cov meet!

Ps. I was gonna say about how dobbing in was out of order, then i rememberd you put the ****s up some bloke for just saying he had 260bhp in his seat ibiza lmao was class that!

 

[Westy]

What WMI have you got babe?

AEM?

x

Yes boss. Why, you looking at getting a kit?

 

[camscockle20vT]

6 foot is small

pearls of wisdom though, you should take note

Is that an ann summers brand?lol

But seriousley i put klappe up there with the other knowled bomb experts, yes he seems like a jack russell nipping at the others heels being the s3 slayer nd all lmao.