ASN's Pub

Well if there are any single hot brunettes (female Karl) :p that want to share, I'm quite happy to oblige as I have a double bed so there's room for them to squeeze in :slap:lol
 
Evening allll

Bad luck with the motors hoggy, i know your pain, i would do time if i caught someone vandelising my car.

On a lighter note lol my car is back on gaybay, lets hope i dont get another muppet, its at £600 highest bidder with a day to go, http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=221078390817&kw=221078390817 linky for you all as i am desperate to get rid, the moneys going towards a trip to paris and a ring for the mrs, but at £600 that wont even cover the ring lol

So theres my sob story lol

Aint commrades of vag pulled out of aitip? Or is that something else?
 
I bought this on Friday last week -

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One owner from new, full BMW main dealer history, 90,000 miles; IMMACULATE and 100% original and genuine BMW. Even down to OE spec tires, OE spec plugs, genuine BMW service all from **** Lovett up in Bristol.

Looks good, but far too standard.

I bought some pimp *** BBS RC042 wheels for it and refurbished them, ps fake splits are for gammons.

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Pictures, courtesy of http://www.poselikea****.com/forsuperinternetlolz

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Picked up some coilovers this morning -

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Now it looks like this -

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Needs more lows.

More to come within the next month, IE M52 swap.

I love a good project, and I LOVE the colour of this one. Most people say they don't like it, but I think it is fresh as.
 
jojo said:
Wheels are worth more than the car! Lol. Looks a bit over tired, are they original tyre sizes?
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True that.

Yeah they are a bit large, 225 45 17 on the front and 245 45 17 on the back. I need to get some 195 45 for the front and 205 45 for the rear.

They are staggered, BBS RC041 8.5J fronts and BBS RC042 9.5J rears.
 
16Klappe said:
True that.

Yeah they are a bit large, 225 45 17 on the front and 245 45 17 on the back. I need to get some 195 45 for the front and 205 45 for the rear.

They are staggered, BBS RC041 8.5J fronts and BBS RC042 9.5J rears.
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Sounds like the correct tyre sizes, maybe it's just the missing M-Tec skirts and bumpers that I'm use to. I had an E36 318iS before the S3.
 
superkarl said:
nooooo dont put stretched tyres on!
looks good though dude. some colour coding and clear lights would make it look fresh as!

and im also on http://www.poselikea****.com/forsuperinternetlolz with this:
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shameful i know :(

so has the 172 gone then J?
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Nothing shameful about that, I pose in the reflection of cars all the time! The black latex gloves are a bit suspect though.

The rears are a little big Joe, they look bigger than they are in the picture but they do need to go down by 20mm.

Yep the 172 is gone, sold within an hour for more than it owed me. Couldn't complain :p
 
Karl, why do you have MJs gloves on?
How is the hand grenade anus tattoo coming along?

Morning.

Sucks bout the cars hoggy.

Jardo, leave them with the correct tyres. ****** scene kids!!
 
Karl with those gloves looks like your ready to do some super angry anal lol :undwech:
 
Ok I've got over the keying incident... A spot of retail therapy for my car! A set of pilot sport 3's + kw rear tie bars + new OEM bushes + Braided Lines for my Brembo's + Some Ferrodo ds2500's. Decided I didn't want to let it stop me buying what I planned! Sat at APS Brakley having the work done now! Looking forward to the drive home!
 
s3 Hoggy said:
Ok I've got over the keying incident... A spot of retail therapy for my car! A set of pilot sport 3's + kw rear tie bars + new OEM bushes + Braided Lines for my Brembo's + Some Ferrodo ds2500's. Decided I didn't want to let it stop me buying what I planned! Sat at APS Brakley having the work done now! Looking forward to the drive home!
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Christ that must have been a hefty bill :faint:
 
ScottB5 said:
Weldone.

Whats happening on the car front now?


I'm currently waiting for my mate to pick me up so we can go sailing.
Can't wait.
Get some trapezing on the go.
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Thanks dude, il be sending back that bluetooth device to you this weekend.

As for the next whip, i want a noggy s3 but the mrs wants a TT so im seeing if we can meet in the middle with a cupra r.

Good luck with the sailing lol
 
i love the way scott looks for potential in young girls and monitors them until they are ripe.

im seeing the dark knight rises at 4pm today in IMAX, waited *** ages now to get a seat! best be good!
 
superkarl said:
i love the way scott looks for potential in young girls and monitors them until they are ripe.

im seeing the dark knight rises at 4pm today in IMAX, waited *** ages now to get a seat! best be good!
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Karl, its a good movie, you will enjoy. :) x
 
superkarl said:
i love the way scott looks for potential in young girls and monitors them until they are ripe.
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My wife just laughed at me for being a geek cos that made me do a proper laugh. ;)

Hope you enjoy Dark Knight, I loved it. Although don't you think Bane sounds a bit like a cross between Sean Connery and Avid Merrion when he's doing the Craig David mask? :)
 
crazy88 said:
My wife just laughed at me for being a geek cos that made me do a proper laugh. ;)

Hope you enjoy Dark Knight, I loved it. Although don't you think Bane sounds a bit like a cross between Sean Connery and Avid Merrion when he's doing the Craig David mask? :)
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It is a good film and you're right about Bane.
I kept doing my Sean Connery impersonation in my head when ever he spoke.


Crazy, I'm shocked that you actually watched a recent movie.
That don't seem like you.
 
Well I must say I'm really becoming an avid fan of the women's beach volleyball, Iv stuck with them even in the rain. The poor girls there tops are soaked through through, but I'm there for them 100% :respekt:
 
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Well I must say I'm really becoming an avid fan of the women's beach volleyball, Iv stuck with them even in the rain. The poor girls there tops are soaked through through, but I'm there for them 100% :respekt:
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i am too now! :beerchug:

they need all the support they can get! poor girls!
 
Morning all,

Karl, More I think back on it the more I enjoyed the film and it is a good film but then I think about it in more detail and it annoys me.
My mate watched it on friday and he's proper Comic book geek boy and he really enjoyed it but got ****** off with the same points as well.
I will deffo buy it on DVD though or wait and see if they do one big epic trilogy box set.

Post your favourite beach volleyball "action" shots then. :)
 
audi upgrades
Forum broken or is it just me?


Morning people.

whats happening?
Its a bit wet and raining here in the country.
I hope it clears up cause I booked a nice little boat hire for me and sarah this afternoon.
Off sailing up the river.
Sweet!! :)
 
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