Fu*&ing Adverts

[johnnythepie]

There are three adverts on the telly that i fing hate.
1.Fu*&ing Galaxy with that pig ugly trollop (makes me wretch)
2.Fu*&ing Go Compare with that **** that gets bazookerd (if only)
3.Fu*&ing Lurpack with the ****ttiest 'song' ive ever heard and a fish that looks like its rotting.
Imagine my surprise when all three of the c&*ts came on one after another .
Im so angry im going out to mow the lawn.And then pull one off.

 

[Sandra]

Have to agree with you on the go compare advert, saw that last night for the 1st time, especially whenhe pops hisugly head up at the end. What gets me is that someone gets paid to think these stupid ideas up. They the ones that need shot. x

 

[Ste_Nova]

i don't watch the adverts

 

[johnnythepie]

Arrrggghhh!!!
I wish they would re introduce a thing called PDC (programme delivery control) that was about in the 80's-90's that could sense an advert from the transmission and reject it when using a vcr (remember them?).From what i can remember it was only for channel 4 and then disappeared into oblivion.

 

[cjsuk]

Least the ad's are doing there jobs, you are talking about them after all

 

[Sandra]

Arrrggghhh!!!
I wish they would re introduce a thing called PDC (programme delivery control) that was about in the 80's-90's that could sense an advert from the transmission and reject it when using a vcr (remember them?).From what i can remember it was only for channel 4 and then disappeared into oblivion.

Something to look out for, at the top right hand side of your screen you will see a " that means an advert is due. Ah, vcr's i still got one, its in the loft though, but it still works as far as I know, not about to try it though, picture qauality on them was rubbish, remember the 80's and 90's well. We getting old now, lmao. x

 

[jojo]

You know what the advert is about John, so the marketeers have got it right! Even though it's annoying!

 

[StateOfPlay]

We buy any car - we buy any car - we buy any car- (arghhhhhhhh Bet you won't buy my neighbours car. It is at the bottom of a lake. Buy that then you ****ers!)

We are injury lawyers 4 you - (I will need a lawyer if I ever get to meet any of you annoying twats.)

Thrush advert - (**** off will you, I am eating my dinner!)

Walkers ****ing crisps (Like Linekar would eat crisps ***)

 

[consilio]

None of the adverts mentioned so far come anywhere close to this one



ARRRGGHHH!H!!!!!!

 

[johnnythepie]

LOL.Thats a ****tty ad isnt it!!!!
I hasten to add though, that if I hate an advert, I definately dont buy that product.It makes me hate it just as much as the advert.That why theres no way would I have safestyle Fing windows either.

 

[johnnythepie]

Something to look out for, at the top right hand side of your screen you will see a " that means an advert is due. Ah, vcr's i still got one, its in the loft though, but it still works as far as I know, not about to try it though, picture qauality on them was rubbish, remember the 80's and 90's well. We getting old now, lmao. x

ty.my old svhs still ****** all over sky, sd or hd!! I still use it for all my old mucky chukkys,,animal farm and all that!

 

[Sandra]

ty.my old svhs still ****** all over sky, sd or hd!! I still use it for all my old mucky chukkys,,animal farm and all that!

that made me proper lol John. x

 

[StateOfPlay]

With you John, never catch me buying that ****ing Caneston.

 

[johnnythepie]

With you John, never catch me buying that ****ing Caneston.

Quite.I always opt for live yoghurt and a nodder.Both sensual and medicinal!!.

The gofer at work always knew when i had an itch

 

[StateOfPlay]

Lol John, I found that the cream on a Stella Artois usually helps me to get through the day when I am suffering with an itchy

 

[johnnythepie]

Tell me you take the cream off the pint first!

 

[Westy_A3T]

What i find annoying is that it seems every channel on Sky has adverts at the same time.

 

[turkonboard]

You guys are lucky adverts only last like 3 mins!!!! In turkey lol adverts are 9 MINS!!! Lol

 

[StateOfPlay]

SKY + is my best friend when it comes to adverts. I pause the channel when they come on, have a quick, real quick chat with my wife about her day, and then it's "shhhhh will ya, it restarted".

Love it.

 

[johnnythepie]

good idea that.I got rid of sky and then couldnt live without discovery and history channel.Cant get cable so im ********.And HD is a load of ol shhyte tto.

 

[Westy_A3T]

.And HD is a load of ol shhyte tto.

Why do you say that?

 

[johnnythepie]

Not a lot of stuff is transmitted in true hd, and sky must drop the power during the day.Its skys fault for crap quality transmissions.Im getting a strong/good quality according to sky though.Nowt wrong with the telly as its crystal with a good bluray.HD in the states on the other hand is incredible and has been for years.Its down to sky.